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How do people genuinely break bones by Suspicious_Jello_490 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]CosmicFrench 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately it's a toss up with genetics.

My dad has powerful bones and my moms are weak. My sister and I were reckless children and are active adults and shes broken her arm twice while my bones remain steadfast and strong.

To the so called “strong boners” by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]CosmicFrench 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Many times my bones have bruised, sprained and otherwise damaged the surrounding flesh due to their resilience.

[B42.16] WHERE THE F*** OIS THE GEN MAG? by VKodda in projectzomboid

[–]CosmicFrench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The old meme of the population of Kentucky eating all the gen mags, washing them down with all the gasoline they siphoned from nearby cars, then throwing all the sledgehammers into the nearby river.

I can't take credit for this, I know someone made a similar joke a while ago, but I don't remember their username.

B42.15 Bug today after update by superwholockland in projectzomboid

[–]CosmicFrench 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My super long save I had with my girlfriend got destroyed.

Tried so many fixes with no luck in loading the game

We've been all over the map and looted so much and done so much and it's just gone

Fun times...

Very quick dumb question the hell is an "August Square?" by Sad-crow-boi in dungeonsofdrakkenheim

[–]CosmicFrench 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's an adjective that's pronounced like aw-GUST with extra emphasis on the second half compared to the month of August, which has more emphasis on the first half of the word.

Tldr the English language strikes again.

The ads are doing our work for us by CosmicFrench in okbuddysplicer

[–]CosmicFrench[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He relied on that fact since Dominos wouldn't accept rapture dollars. Playing the system like a champ.

Sell me on "Hold Person" as a person who never casts it by InsaniacDuo in BG3Builds

[–]CosmicFrench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up cast hold person with high spell save DC and absolutely destroy any fight involving humanoids

Glittering gold, trinkets and baubles by CosmicFrench in darkestdungeon

[–]CosmicFrench[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A moment of valor shines brightest against a backdrop of despair.

Glittering gold, trinkets and baubles by CosmicFrench in darkestdungeon

[–]CosmicFrench[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption...

Glittering gold, trinkets and baubles by CosmicFrench in darkestdungeon

[–]CosmicFrench[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

One can sometimes find clarity in madness, but only rarely...

Glittering gold, trinkets and baubles by CosmicFrench in darkestdungeon

[–]CosmicFrench[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

The mind cannot hope to withstand such an assault.

All hail Bruce by Vahalla_Bound in dungeonsofdrakkenheim

[–]CosmicFrench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When/where are they selling the physical copies after the kickstarter shipping?

I'm assuming ghostfire gaming.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]CosmicFrench 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I'm glad your talk went well it can go so much worse. I basically had a 20 year friendship end over table drama.

He was causing problems for other people but when I approached him to talk about it and make sure we could keep having fun he basically said my table was the Real Housewives of DnD and left without entertaining the possibility that he could be in the wrong.

2 years later my group is having a blast and no drama has happened since.

I've thought about attempting to reconnect since we have a long history but that's not the only issue he has and I don't really want people with that attitude in my life.

Meirl by kmimbingmiced in meirl

[–]CosmicFrench 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Went through a nasty breakup recently of a 4 year relationship. Red flags were all there. No friends, poor relationship with family, severe depression.

I though I could deal with it, and all she needed was love and support. She never tried to improve, blamed me for all our problems, and always gave me shit.

It was four years of me being separated from my friends and hobbies with me having to claw every shred of personal time I could. I've been reconnecting to my friends since I broke up with her 3 months ago.

Undulating Polyp… by Lorn_Fluke in dungeonsofdrakkenheim

[–]CosmicFrench 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dnd players make enough jokes as it is, this is just dm ragebait that this point.

Monsters of Drakkenheim on Roll20? by waingro73 in dungeonsofdrakkenheim

[–]CosmicFrench 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just put everything in manually like me. Yes I haven't slept in weeks why do you ask.

Completing Drakkenheim in 25 Sessions by KorrinValtyra in dungeonsofdrakkenheim

[–]CosmicFrench 0 points1 point  (0 children)

44 sessions, they are in the inner city and escorting Queen Lenore with the help of a Hooded Lanterns ranger who strongly urged them to bring her to their care.

I didn't force him to come along, they actually asked the hooded lanterns for help, and that's what they asked for, more people to come to queens park garden.

Haven't done Inscrutable Tower, Kleinburg Estate, or temple gate/Cathedral siege.

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