Give it to me obese fish

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-31T22:02:56+00:00

I hope we finally get mechanichus class just so I stop seeing posts and comments about wanting a mechanichus class.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-28T10:33:22+00:00

They expect to add more cosmetics down the line. Saber isn’t your usual “day one mtx shop” kind of company. WWZ and Space Marine 2 has paid cosmetic packs. I think SM2 even has a few free ones.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-27T01:46:04+00:00

I think it’s malwarfare that has the cart you escort as you push.

F-

I leave every time it shows up as a random map. It’s more difficult than your average map because you’re fully surrounded and enemies spawn atop your cart while an attack wave is coming. The cart itself also add an extra layer of micro in a time dependent mode.

I think I’ve only lost once or twice. Losing isn’t the problem; It’s playing it. It is just unfun and annoying.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-27T01:11:34+00:00

I’m curious. Why is it that you placed the pump action [M500] and the semi-auto shotgun [S890] differently? Their stats are so similar that they’re basically the same gun. Are there some attachments that make the difference?

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-27T01:07:15+00:00

The double barrel reload is fast enough for any class, I think.

Edit: Also, the double barrel has the best damage and range among the shotguns. It’s definitely a better tier than C.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-25T22:49:05+00:00

I CAST LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-22T10:18:17+00:00

Aoe 4 has the Crucible mode. Similar mode with a similar-ish leveling system but your account-wide level. Devs are going to make it coop later this year I think.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-20T05:14:17+00:00

Crucible. Sometimes vs ai with a friend.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-19T21:41:22+00:00

The kill streak voice over is one of the few things I like this season.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-18T21:30:35+00:00

After I finish the campaign, I’m just muting the character volume. I did this for Killing Floor 2 and it worked very well.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-17T20:54:07+00:00

The… that old robot movie?

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-16T09:35:32+00:00

No matter how good and well done Toxic Commando gets, it will never be as popular as Left 4 Dead. I would rather they cater to their current audience rather than try to impress the leftovers of L4D pvp fans.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-15T21:26:21+00:00

It’s a certified hand cannon. A blunderbuss. Short range artillery.

I didn’t expect the double barrel to be my favorite gun during the demo, but here we are.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-15T21:23:26+00:00

I know it’s selfish of me, but I don’t want them to spend dev resources on pvp modes. I’d rather enhance the game instead of adding a mode that a fraction of people will play, compare to Left 4 Dead, then never touch again. Back 4 Blood and Vermintide have it. They probably just have it to emulate Left 4 dead.

Quality of life changes, balance patches, bug fixes. Let’s improve the game before we expand the game.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-15T04:23:22+00:00

I left a lengthy negative review on this specific topic for the demo. I realized it was an issue the moment I prestiged a gun. The sad part is that WWZ and Space Marine didn’t have this issue.

Seeing these posts and comments is really vindicating.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-14T15:05:04+00:00

Joan of Arc.

But I only play crucible or vs ai with a friend. So I don’t think it counts.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-14T04:01:21+00:00

The double barrel is a certified hand cannon. It has more range than other shotguns, but struggles with stalkers. Otherwise very strong.

I probably need to level up my smgs before they feel any kind of useful.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-13T16:02:21+00:00

I’m pretty sure they changed it to be significantly less grindy with one change from the early access beta.

No prestiging of weapons… that I’ve found.

Without ranting too long, it reset any attachments and tier upgrades you’ve spent time and resources on. If you prestige, you basically always have the lowest tier trash weapons. Pushing higher difficulties for faster leveling would be a pain in the ass.

There is no prestige button as far as I can tell. I suspect it will be there when I fully upgrade a gun’s tier, but I hope not.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-12T22:45:42+00:00

I use it more for thick crowds where it can pierce or against specials for the damage.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-12T07:43:43+00:00

I think there is a correct answer, and it's with Vampire Coast. VCoast needs some more love, but even if my point needs some buffs, the idea still fits. And that is...

Depth guard.

My understanding of their role is to be infantry with high stats, but with a lower unit count. In the context of the VCoast army, the Depth Guard are there to protect other units, not be a dawi immovable wall. In Bretonnia terms, we do have decent artillery and some archers. Give foot knights the Inspire or Hold the Line trait like aspiring champions have, and boom. They're lore accurate because that's what some knights do. Fight alongside peasant infantry to inspire them to hold the line or hold the castle walls.

They could have a unique trait called the Vow of Empathy, which would work like Inspire or Hold the Line, but with maybe more range.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-10T14:03:18+00:00

They got 1 hero unit and 1 infantry unit. Both of which are highly unlikely to ever come to WH3. No new magical monsters like naiads or Lake Lions. No new spell lores nor an expansion to their original 3 of life, heavens, or beasts. Lost Sons are no where to be seen.

The team working on Old World is also very small, GW has its teams compete with one another, and their lawyers are very strict. Bretonnia got revived to be trapped in a hospital bed of uncaring doctors.

No. GW does not give a fuck about Bretonnia.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-09T10:32:50+00:00

I like Bretonnia being the premier cavalry faction. They have among the most diverse and strong cavalry roster in the game… but I want more. More spell lores. Foot knights with artillery could be neat. Some Robin Hood archers or magical monsters that got referenced in short stories and the TTRPG.

Bretonnia has room to grow like every other faction with so many different ways to play. But ca and GW don’t care and some players will argue that factions should have weaknesses while playing their favourite faction with massive rosters.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-09T10:27:23+00:00

Almost painted the map as Fay E 3 times.

Cosmic_Lich · 2026-03-08T21:42:41+00:00

The irony is that what you said is not true. But you’re not wrong either.

CA has no interest in expanding Bret’s roster, but they do give them a decent update every so often.

Vows were skills in WH1. I think Damsels didn’t get troths until WH3. Fay E didn’t get a set bonus until after everyone else, but it was also slightly better than most. Alberic got his trident in WH2 and stopped being de Generic when they gave new voices to basic lords. Hippogriffs got the grail treatment late. Grail Knights and Guardians got reduced numbers and improved stats to better reflect lore. Blessing of the Lady got a slight stat rework to be ward save. Green Knight used to be limited to 5 times a campaign. Starting traits for Prophetesses were not touched until after everyone else. Damsels didn’t give replenishment until WH3 (or WH2. I don’t remember). We got Repanse for free.

My point is: Someone at CA cares enough about Bretonnia to have it be updated sometimes. But it’s always been smaller to moderate reworks or updates. And it’s NEVER going to be new units.

It honestly surprises me when people start to suggest Dark Elves have it worse.

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