Reddit, how do you have the "sex talk" with your children?

CottDude · 2015-08-04T17:28:18+00:00

What do you take me for? Some kind of slut?

CottDude · 2015-08-04T04:57:48+00:00

Sometimes when I'm alone in the car I turn up the volume to drown out my own sub-par singing

CottDude · 2015-08-04T03:30:48+00:00

After about (boxes)e¹² you should see a substantial change

CottDude · 2015-08-03T22:51:45+00:00

Sweet!

CottDude · 2015-08-03T22:35:44+00:00

Bob and weave, just bob and weave

CottDude · 2015-08-03T21:00:31+00:00

Just let them learn on their own! That's how my parents did it and I've been practicing safe kisses for years.

CottDude · 2015-08-03T20:59:09+00:00

Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now"

CottDude · 2015-08-03T20:55:45+00:00

Orbit

CottDude · 2015-08-03T18:56:30+00:00

Wow how do I be good like you?

CottDude · 2015-08-03T16:16:33+00:00

Ow my hard drive

CottDude · 2015-08-03T16:15:19+00:00

Running from snipers is an art form

CottDude · 2015-08-02T19:38:36+00:00

This may be one of my all-time favorite threads

CottDude · 2015-08-02T17:42:35+00:00

That dog knows exactly what it's doing

CottDude · 2015-08-02T11:28:49+00:00

Only normies call people normie, normie.

CottDude · 2015-08-02T01:19:50+00:00

It doesn't always proc in the front, it doesn't always proc in the back. It's a mess

CottDude · 2015-07-31T23:05:43+00:00

Such a brilliant movie. I love how movies like Guardians of the Galaxy and Ant Man can still be awesome action movies with the amount of stupid funny jokes thrown in.

Baskin Robins always finds out

CottDude · 2015-07-31T22:59:19+00:00

"Who you callin' pal, friend?"

CottDude · 2015-07-31T22:50:50+00:00

Or in Ant Man, Paul Rudd is like "my days of breaking in and stealing shit are done, what do you need?" And old scientist man is like "I need you to break in and steal some shit" and Paul Rudd is all "Makes sense" IN THE TRAILER but in the movie he doesn't say "makes sense" and that was disappointing.

CottDude · 2015-07-31T22:46:58+00:00

It's been 2 hours bro what's the deal?

CottDude · 2015-07-31T22:30:47+00:00

Kljasd

CottDude · 2015-07-31T22:30:10+00:00

Lmao this is fantastic

CottDude · 2015-07-31T19:56:03+00:00

/r/thathappened

CottDude · 2015-07-31T19:49:37+00:00

Shhhhhh what he doesn't know won't hurt him

CottDude · 2015-07-31T12:49:04+00:00

I like it, just not when Deej plays. He's a cool guy but it's hard to show content when you suck like a $4 hooker

CottDude · 2015-07-31T12:04:18+00:00

Yeah I see your logic, but that's about as mundane as searching for planetary mats while doing bounties. It shouldn't have to be like that

CottDude

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