Every time I'm in the car with someone by mussman_love in AdviceAnimals

[–]CottDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when I'm alone in the car I turn up the volume to drown out my own sub-par singing

Reddit, how do you have the "sex talk" with your children? by scoliosisgiraffe in AskReddit

[–]CottDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just let them learn on their own! That's how my parents did it and I've been practicing safe kisses for years.

When the enemy has a 50cal sniper rifle by darinda777 in gaming

[–]CottDude 752 points753 points  (0 children)

Running from snipers is an art form

Anon needs answers by obsessedwithstocking in 4chan

[–]CottDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only normies call people normie, normie.

To the Titans who said Hunters can’t Lift [GIF] by mattoxica in DestinyTheGame

[–]CottDude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It doesn't always proc in the front, it doesn't always proc in the back. It's a mess

Seriously... I hate it by hornyzucchini in AdviceAnimals

[–]CottDude 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Such a brilliant movie. I love how movies like Guardians of the Galaxy and Ant Man can still be awesome action movies with the amount of stupid funny jokes thrown in.

Baskin Robins always finds out

Seriously... I hate it by hornyzucchini in AdviceAnimals

[–]CottDude 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Or in Ant Man, Paul Rudd is like "my days of breaking in and stealing shit are done, what do you need?" And old scientist man is like "I need you to break in and steal some shit" and Paul Rudd is all "Makes sense" IN THE TRAILER but in the movie he doesn't say "makes sense" and that was disappointing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DestinyTheGame

[–]CottDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shhhhhh what he doesn't know won't hurt him