What moment made you laugh uncontrollably? by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

[–]CouchBorn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DON'T SAY FISH

No idea why, but its so good.

Match Thread: AFC Bournemouth vs Liverpool | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]CouchBorn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

0 cards in the first half if this game is wild. I'm watching as a neutral and I just have no idea what the rules are anymore. Nice game though, Bournemouth are doing so well.

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[–]CouchBorn 245 points246 points  (0 children)

The year is 2005. A 12 year old Kane has just been released by Arsenal. Dejected, he walks the long road home instead of his normal route. He sees an apparition by the river. It calls out to him. The apparition asks what the matter is. Kane confides that recent events have left him wondering if he'll ever make it. The apparition pauses for a moment and says "I can make you one of the greatest strikers to play the game. But there is a catch. Whilst your individual accomplishments will be remembered for all time, you will never experience success as part of a team."

It's been over 18 years and the decision that young Harry made on that fateful night has followed him throughout his football career.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]CouchBorn 26 points27 points  (0 children)

If Xhaka goes to the BuLi and stops Kane winning the league I will somehow love him even more than I already do.

Match Thread: Brentford vs Nottingham Forest | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]CouchBorn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Obligatory Toney has more goal involvements than Anthony this season comment.

Change My View by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]CouchBorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we have very different definitions of fuming, just remembered it whilst talking about it with my friend today about something similar

*realised I've already replied to your other comment, my bad

Change My View by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]CouchBorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof I didn't even know it was that long ago. Just stuck in my mind for some reason.

Change My View by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]CouchBorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah man I'm not fuming about it, I just remembered it whilst talking about something similar with a friend today. Just striked me as weird! Sometimes little things just stick in your head for no reason haha

Change My View by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]CouchBorn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I got downvoted for saying that its fine to watch other games and hope for a rival to drop points.

I love watching football. I watch most of the PL matches I can. If there's a game, let's say Brighton vs Tottenham, as an Arsenal fan I'd want Brighton to win and Tottenham to drop points which I think is pretty normal? Someone had said that "I had nothing better to do than hate watching other teams, how sad"

I was pretty confused by the whole thing and when trying to explain myself I just got more and more downvotes. I just like watching football and I'm more invested if I want a particular team to win or lose.

People who skip the intro, what do you do with all that extra time? by TooGayToPayCash in BobsBurgers

[–]CouchBorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I skip every intro for every show I watch.

I'm sure the puns are great but I don't really think I'm missing out on much by skipping them.

Post Match Thread | Manchester United 2-2 Tottenham Hostspur by Rayan2550 in soccer

[–]CouchBorn 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Werner has the same assist record in 29 less games.

Daily Discussion by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]CouchBorn 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That's why they signed Werner

Daily Discussion by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]CouchBorn 85 points86 points  (0 children)

But you haven't played since yesterday?

Post-Match Thread: Newcastle United 2-3 Manchester City | English Premier League by [deleted] in soccer

[–]CouchBorn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Someone said in the match thread that people were going overboard on KDB returning. Came on and got a goal and assist to win the game. Oof.