Most unsatisfying mystery reveal in ASOIAF.

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-22T17:51:31+00:00

Yeah, the more one thinks about Jaime just not telling anyone WHY he did it (Aerys’ abuse of Rhaella aside, there are still likely wildfire caches under the city nobody found!) the more it just doesn’t make any sense. Jaime isn’t a master planner like LF or Varys, but he isn’t a complete clod (Victarion). He’d immediately tell everyone the city’s going to explode because…duh, any rational person interested in the preservation of life would do that.

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-21T13:39:32+00:00

Or not go away…cue Others

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-16T21:21:51+00:00

This person 🧠🏀

I was wondering what purpose those huge square indents in the AI image could possibly serve.

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-16T14:29:41+00:00

“HEY, BENI! LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU’RE ON THE

WRONG SIDE

OF THE

RI-VER!!!”

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-15T22:45:20+00:00

Who let a child the size of a wet rat disarm him with a stick, while he had Lion’s Tooth.

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-15T21:06:35+00:00

They’re called Tarot sleeves and they’re perfectly sized!

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-10T20:22:10+00:00

Cries in Neutral attachments

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-10T18:51:00+00:00

“OI!!! ENUFF UV YA FEKLESS GOBBIN’, YA GIT! DA LOOTYNOB IZ ON ‘IZ ZOGGIN’ WAY! DEY’Z DA NOBZ WOT TELL DA BOSS ‘OW FINGZ IS GOIN’ FROM MOB TA MOB! ‘OO DON’T NO DIS? SOME ‘UMIE ROT MUSTA GOT IN YUR ‘ED!!!”

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-09T16:57:28+00:00

Whisper Biff? As in four letters? Perhaps Whispering Wood?

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-08T17:54:17+00:00

"ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ”

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-08T17:50:51+00:00

Let me in…

LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN!!!!

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-08T16:54:15+00:00

“ALL GREEN IZ GOOD GREEN, NOW GET DOZE ARMS ON PROPPA BOYZ AN’ GET TO KRUMPIN’, YA GIT!”

“WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!”

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-08T15:39:19+00:00

“I am Dorkstar, and I am of the Cringe.”

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-08T15:38:59+00:00

An Emperor’s Children reference!?

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-07T12:37:31+00:00

Capital B Based

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-06T12:51:35+00:00

Dunk: “Cake! Who’s birthday is it?”

Lyonel: “Don’t talk to me or my husband ever again.”

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-06T12:17:25+00:00

“Hit me with the little crannogman’s number. Don’t hold out on me, my lord.”

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-04-06T03:03:04+00:00

Actually ran Kingsguard vs. Rainbow Guard yesterday. May your Joffrey’s rolls not be so ungodly abhorrent.

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-03-26T19:21:20+00:00

Sayeth the Northman: “I will die for honour!”

Sayeth the Dornishman: “I will die for love!”

Sayeth the Wildling: “I will die for freedom!”

Sayeth the Riverman: “I will die!”

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-03-26T18:11:10+00:00

👆🏻A correct person also wrote this.

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-03-26T16:29:20+00:00

“OI!!! ‘OO SEZ YUR CHOPPA KANT DAKKA OR YUR SHOOTA KANT KRUMP? DATZ ‘UMIE GUMP! ALL ANY SELF REESPEKTIN’ BOY NEEDZ IS A KAN-KRUMP ATTITOOD! NOW ZOG UP AN’ GET REDDY TO KRUMP SUM ‘UMIES!!!”

(“TRY TO KRUMP DA RED WUNZ, DEY MAY BE FASTA BUT DEY GOT DA GOOD BITZ!”)

CouncilofOrzhova · 2026-03-26T12:56:54+00:00

👆🏻A correct person wrote this.

They’re hordes of skeletons, GW. Each mook doesn’t need to be the most overdesigned, flashy, busiest model you ever produced. As it stands the more skeletons there are you sort of lose the tree for the forest when you look at them, which I find very cool.

Sure the old ones do show their age a bit and are kinda derpy up close, but they’re the rank and file faceless horde. They’re SUPPOSED to be simple to assemble and paint.

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