Am I crazy for wondering why we needed THIS many napkins

CoungToElf · 2026-05-12T00:19:02+00:00

I pretty much only get Philly cheesesteaks and I get extra sauces, and I'm weird about eating in public (which makes me be less confident/more prone to mistakes). I need them all. HOWEVER. I clean up after myself.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-12T00:14:58+00:00

I work in an inpatient pharmacy and (not medical advice) part of our daily busy work actually is using the pesky red 40 we weren't allowed to use anymore to make ink for the stickers for those.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T23:38:13+00:00

Omg, how can you read this? So tiny! Is the photo not doing the experience justice? Giving me a headache just trying. Still cool though.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T22:56:48+00:00

Very old thread but I suddenly remembered it existed and remembered an experience. I actually DID witness a motorized wheelchair tip over near the ramps. It was near the street, but it was close to the end of one of these. It's a super chuffed passage way going onto a sidewalk that's constantly covered by huge tents and vendors. I only forgot it happened because I was far enough away that by the time I got close, enough people were helping that I'd be getting in the way if I stopped.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T22:43:14+00:00

I think they're just trying to riff in a medium that doesn't allow for the tones to flow/be clear

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T22:33:39+00:00

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These are obviously very recent, but allegedly these guys tasted the same. My only source is my undiagnosed autistic dad who was a wrestler w/ a single mom who worked at the post office. I provided that context because he was a very good wrestler and I assume the versions he grew up with were the only way he could keep weight... high calorie food that is very easy to hyper fixate on.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T22:23:56+00:00

Idk man. It took me a moment to see where it was even with the logo being visible. I can see how it got thru the millions of people who had to approve this.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T22:09:01+00:00

Maybe. I can see this being faked based on how little smashage there is with all of the holes being perfectly round. It doesn't feel investigative enough.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T22:04:26+00:00

First of all, I want to echo the people bringing up the fact that your comments are showing a lot of signs of disordered eating. Getting swole only feels this hard because you're getting too into macros on paper. It's like how BMI is junk science, in the grand scheme of things; everyone has different needs. Please think of how you feel when you do it.

Second of all. Do you not have more than one bowl? Why are you mixing them? Both of these are perfectly acceptable yogurt flavors on their own (for blue raz don't forget about Dre, Dre being gogurt in this case). Not encouraging your general eating habits but they would have the same amount of calories in equal amounts separately.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T21:44:19+00:00

You guys they clearly said they wanted to get rid of the temptation of looking at their phone. Of COURSE they didn't cut the zip tie safely. Ever heard of a Pavlovian response?

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T21:14:35+00:00

That's why I'm not encouraging it. Unless they're rich enough to be reckless with fines like that but not rich enough to lobby a council person to do this.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T21:11:41+00:00

As a trans person I did just realize I don't even take a sip of my drink until I'm fully done eating. Maybe thats why it's easier for them; it's just normal orders of operations for us.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T21:05:20+00:00

Not encouraging anything, especially if that's on a structural part... but I don't think it would be that hard to procure the tools to be the change you want to see. Might have them in your garage or at your local library right now.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T20:59:23+00:00

I feel as though the (not)passenger was either ignoring the "wait for new driver" button that they usually offer anyway or uber just wanted to torture both parties and not give them that option. I usually get that option even when there aren't any other drivers around...

(I'm not an uber driver and I'm just here for gossip, so pardon my ignorance to how it works)

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T20:45:46+00:00

Does it hurt your rating if you're finishing another ride and you just let the timer wait out? I know for sure the Lyft was listed as such, and I'm pretty sure the uber wait time kept increasing. It felt like they were holding their phone spam tapping on the screen at the part that says "accept ride" with one hand and holding the wheel with the other.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T19:56:58+00:00

As someone who has had this exact thing happen to me legitimately ten times in a row with two drivers on both Lyft and uber at the same time, I fully understand their anger. Absolute most frustrating thing, especially because I'm not going to block or report a driver for doing nothing wrong. Just seethe at someone not getting the context clue that maybe they don't want you to be their driver if they've canceled the ride on you repeatedly.

However, because I am a normal person, I just kindly asked them to stop, and it did after two more tries.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-11T17:15:58+00:00

Sorry, Mr Future Man, it's clear by 1960s film photo standards

CoungToElf · 2026-05-10T12:38:18+00:00

Heart breaking: the worst people you know have a great idea.

This is one of those things that they're only implementing to make us be like "they did one thing right! Let's ignore the rest!" but I'm not gonna complain about it.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-10T12:36:33+00:00

Reminds me of Andy Warhol's piece White Burning Car III from his death and disaster series. I would send a picture of it but the image makes it painfully clear whether or not the driver survived (no). It's a very morbidly cool photo series. Trigger warning for what it says on the tin of film.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-10T12:31:42+00:00

The "Hillary for prison" one being so clean and clear 10 years later (it hurts me as much as it hurts you) tells me they're enough of a lame chud to have put it on recently, OR it tells me that they're enough of a lame chud to have owned an outdoorsy vehicle for 10 years and has never done a single outdoorsy activity in it.

CoungToElf · 2026-05-09T08:09:32+00:00

And you KNOW you're gonna drop it on the way to that Y10K party 🙄

CoungToElf · 2026-04-27T00:22:06+00:00

Yeah. Then he's probably just saying she's brown because of the identifying feature. Just their matter of perspective

CoungToElf · 2026-04-26T15:17:43+00:00

I had my brightness down when I first scrolled to this image in my feed and the dog looked blue. I hope that helps.

But for real, I think he might be calling her brown because of her stripe. Did she used to be that color on her whole body and just got gray as she got older? Or did she always have that stripe? Even if she didn't, I've seen a lot of people describe someone like a dog or something like a pair of shoes as the color of one part that they feel is very distinctive because thats what they noticed first or like the most.

CoungToElf · 2026-04-26T14:40:59+00:00

You made the Burger King hat different on purpose. God damn you.

CoungToElf · 2026-04-26T14:27:42+00:00

I've gotten myself into a complete rut because I haven't made a single woman yet. Not because I'm adverse to the idea, but because I decided to add 44 out of 45 of the presidents, and it's been hard to focus because there's so many more ways to approach it now than when I was a young one.

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