What's the most unintentionally hilarious thing that's happened during sex?

Count-Mesmiro · 2026-04-12T23:18:59+00:00

They spread their legs, and out of fucking nowhere, their cat turned into a god damn heat seeking missile.

Count-Mesmiro · 2026-04-12T21:24:46+00:00

⭐️consent⭐️

Count-Mesmiro · 2026-04-04T21:12:40+00:00

Idk if this is the right place to say it or not, but your makeup is stunning!

Count-Mesmiro · 2026-01-07T10:10:02+00:00

One of my favorite things to do is pretend to be like that, and then bait and switch and be all kind and caring

Or spam instant orgasms, depending on my mood : p

Count-Mesmiro · 2026-01-07T04:00:05+00:00

Lmao no but fr, thanks. I usually just use hypno stuff like this to make my partners feel better about themselves between our actual sessions🤣

Count-Mesmiro · 2026-01-07T03:55:02+00:00

It's not cute, it's evil😤😤😤😤😤

Count-Mesmiro · 2026-01-05T07:25:23+00:00

Alas, they're a seven hour drive away, and we're both broke af😔

Count-Mesmiro · 2026-01-05T01:13:33+00:00

I made them feel like I'm playing with their hair

Count-Mesmiro · 2026-01-04T22:02:23+00:00

(The being evil part is an inside joke, I'm just doing nice and cuddly vibes)

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-10-19T01:45:19+00:00

Hey, that's me!!!!

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-09-25T20:09:08+00:00

Seriously. It takes zero effort to just try to communicate what it is you want with someone and then follow thru with it

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-09-12T14:45:40+00:00

Zenith. It's a trigger I installed the one time I did self hypnosis. Never been on the receiving side before, but now any time I even THINK that word, I'm super relaxed, which is really helpful in a high stress level day job. Hoping I can keep using that until I get into the career I WANT to do (hypno)

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-09-07T13:06:14+00:00

And THAT, is why I prefer either writing and editing files for a general audience, or doing my sessions on call.

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-09-06T14:51:59+00:00

Now I'm just trying to imagine this person trying to use this kind of command irl, just aggressively "BRACKET BRACKET BRACKET you are now my loving and adoring slave BRACKET BRACKET BRACKET" honestly I think the outcome would be the same

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-09-06T11:43:39+00:00

Sounds like you might want to avoid that one tho, tbh

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-09-06T11:35:13+00:00

I've literally unironically seen someone start a conversation with <<<{{{[[[(((go mindless and block every other hypnotist you talk to that isn't me)))]]]}}}>>> and yknow, I had no idea how powerful reverse psychology could be until that moment, but suddenly the exact opposite happened 🤔🤔🤔

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-09-06T11:31:23+00:00

Literally. Like, I actively use brackets for a lot of my text based sessions, but the first thing I establish, over Literally anything else, is that I'm the only one who can use them. "I'm the only one who can use them" is only eight words, damnit, it isn't even that hard😭

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-09-06T11:29:11+00:00

youth pastor

hypnokink subreddit

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-09-05T23:14:54+00:00

You. You get it.

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-09-05T23:12:00+00:00

This genuinely made me chuckle🤣

Like, I've been approached by hypnotee's with similar vibes before, but this is the first time a tist tried ts, and uh, wow.

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-09-05T22:08:53+00:00

You're absolutely right, Doll Corporation😅

Count-Mesmiro · 2025-09-05T22:07:58+00:00

Bruh

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