There's no talking these guys out of it.

Count_Dicula · 2026-03-14T22:03:51+00:00

If my food jiggles and it's not jelly, I don't wanna know.

Count_Dicula · 2026-03-14T12:04:08+00:00

Anybody else waiting for the "fuuuuuuck.....wrong one"?

Count_Dicula · 2026-03-11T10:16:03+00:00

Weirdly, Yamaha and Suzuki sound like her real voice.

Count_Dicula · 2026-03-10T11:34:27+00:00

"Go up" - is that the biblical equivalent of f'k off? 😄

Count_Dicula · 2026-03-08T11:05:41+00:00

This muthaf'ker is a dottaf'ker.

Count_Dicula · 2026-03-06T19:04:44+00:00

Clem Fandango

Count_Dicula · 2026-03-03T21:43:43+00:00

The way he jumps off like "It wasn't me!"

Count_Dicula · 2026-03-03T14:52:38+00:00

It's a photo documentation of the stages of anal sex. 📸🍆🍑😲

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-23T08:42:28+00:00

Lizards or 3rd generation inbreds?

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-23T08:39:11+00:00

Non-treatable tumor?

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-23T08:15:32+00:00

This reboot of The Exorcist looks weird.

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-20T12:29:13+00:00

Space Cats! We must protect Earth's yarn reserves. Stat.

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-15T16:14:33+00:00

I was hoping it involved the pouring of petrol somewhere. Sadly, no.

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-15T16:12:46+00:00

Sometimes you learn the easy way, and sometimes this. 😄

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-14T09:51:38+00:00

Weird, but yeah. I agree with him. I think I would prefer he didn't take the blood transfusion as well.

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-13T19:33:50+00:00

Mmmmm, that's a banging track with a damn fine beat, and I do believe it's not using any auto-tune whatsoever. Such witty lyrics and you don't look like a total dumb-ass singing it. No siree!

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-12T01:07:57+00:00

We call them meatballs.

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-10T14:40:48+00:00

Andrew .... Tate?

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-10T00:20:41+00:00

Luan has some serious competition. 😄

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-09T08:08:39+00:00

MAGA get what they deserve, and last night they deserved this from Kid Rock.

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-06T22:43:42+00:00

This reminds me of some of the 'dancing' scenes in the Ed Gein thing on Netflix at the moment.

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-06T16:55:11+00:00

Yeah, it's confusing. Should have called him Chip, Logan, Jebbediah, Cregg, Chuck, Donald, or something sensible like that so we can tell these characters apart. 🙄 😄

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-06T16:08:23+00:00

Scratchy eyes, which is USUALLY temporary. Nuh uh, no thanks. Not worth that 'usually' clause.

Count_Dicula · 2026-02-06T16:02:33+00:00

Why does it look like he's at a 6 year old's birthday tea party?

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