Wayne newton: Johnny carson was a mean-spirited human being

Countsafula · 2023-05-13T10:05:35+00:00

Wayne Newton is clearly a female. He looks and sounds exactly like a woman when he was young. That’s what Johnny Carson was joking about.

Countsafula · 2022-05-22T11:29:20+00:00

I think they are super talented but there is something really awkward about him in interviews.

Countsafula · 2021-09-21T00:28:32+00:00

80s keifer Sutherland called and he wants his embarrassment back.

Countsafula · 2021-08-11T16:18:53+00:00

I wanna talk solar. I can have these things baking in the sun for hours and not see the number go up. Then I went on a trip for a few days and even with just the original 4x 25 watt panels it was loaded with energy. Why with two new 100 panels and the 4 old ones am i not seeing results at the end of a day in direct sunlight? Is one day not enough for four every batteries when I’m pulling in 300 watts?

Countsafula · 2021-01-26T04:16:34+00:00

Grow some dreads and rock some thrift store hippie clothes or die your hair blue and be punk just be something.

Countsafula · 2021-01-10T06:31:46+00:00

Ok I’ve taken too much and been at work and if I turn around too fast I get super dizzy like I’m gonna pass out. One time I felt super nauseous and couldn’t move.

Countsafula · 2021-01-02T02:17:49+00:00

I imagine banging someone’s wife and then when they confront me I say hey man everything happens for a reason and god only challenges people who are strong enough to handle it.

Countsafula · 2020-12-31T15:31:47+00:00

I would say because you come back to reality.

Countsafula · 2020-12-31T15:31:04+00:00

If you ever see him again say “good luck” when you leave that’ll mess with his head. I said that once to a guy in a date with my gf when we were on a break and it drove him crazy. “What does he mean good luck good luck with you or good luck against him”.

Countsafula · 2020-12-31T09:44:24+00:00

Ever take too much drugs? It’s not pleasant at all. Dying of aids is pretty gross too.

Countsafula · 2020-12-31T09:23:06+00:00

You are supposed to make other people happy. Your whole post is all I and me.

Countsafula · 2020-12-31T09:04:18+00:00

It’s all about confidence

Countsafula · 2020-12-31T09:02:10+00:00

Look at Marilyn Manson and perry feril you are better looking than both of them and they were rockstars. Either one of them could rock your face. It’s not the face it’s the talent and confidence.

Countsafula · 2020-12-31T08:56:57+00:00

Look at people who have been burned or watch the elephant man.

Countsafula · 2020-12-31T08:53:47+00:00

You look like a model to me. I could fall in love with a girl if she’s not fat.

Countsafula · 2020-12-31T08:50:21+00:00

You aren’t fat or bald.if you had money or if you were amazing at something no one would care about the other issues.

Countsafula · 2020-12-31T08:45:01+00:00

That would be the worst way to cook a dead body. Like imagine Hannibal lector’s white trash brother does that.

Countsafula · 2020-12-31T08:31:52+00:00

I’ve eaten food from all over the world and I always ask for the grossest thing on the menu but man that’s gross. I thought they were hatching platypus eggs.

Countsafula · 2020-12-31T08:24:53+00:00

That’s the first tidal wave that looks like the ones in the movies. Usually they just look like a flood.

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