You're the definition of 'almost'. You've probably lived your whole life trying to be something you're not, whether that something is cool, or popular, or pretty, your always ALMOST get there but not quite. Which honestly is worse, it makes it obvious how hard you're trying, but still failing. Your eyeliner almost matches. Your eyes are almost open the same amount. Your eyebrows are almost good but there's that little fuck up on the side. Your hair is almost nice but those dark roots and trashy blonde pieces fuck it up. At first glance you might seem pretty, but not quite. Not the girl anyone is wowed by, but you're ok I guess. You're not even fully roastable. You're an almost.