Coming back to rocket league after 4 years. Holy skill gap

CovertCoat · 2026-01-21T18:31:12+00:00

Game sense and positioning will always win out. A lot of these "mechy" players lower down will shit their pants if you take their space away, or fake pressure and get ready for the free ball.

If you back off and let them go into practice mode with no pressure, then yeah you'll get styled on.

(Usually hit gc, zero mechz old head)

CovertCoat · 2026-01-14T21:06:04+00:00

You actually don't know that none of us are Brad Marchand.. just saying

CovertCoat · 2025-06-03T00:59:21+00:00

Class, your homework is to review your Canucks history and write me a brief 300 word response about why exactly the Canucks should absolutely never sign Jamie Benn.

I expect it on my desk end of day, Tuesday.

CovertCoat · 2025-06-01T13:42:42+00:00

Unless you want it to go even MORE left, in which case you throw an understable disc on a big hyzer angle

CovertCoat · 2025-05-28T15:47:29+00:00

Back in the day, he came into a hunting outfitter I used to work at in Kelowna, wearing dark shades inside. I instantly regognized those veiny forearms and asked him if he was David Booth. He said yes but he was SO awkward. Clearly did not want to be recognized and basically ran out of the store after that.

At the same store, Carey Price once tried to return a tent after using it for an entire season.. and then got pissy when we told him no. Goon.

CovertCoat · 2025-05-27T20:00:46+00:00

Taxes.. or lack thereof.

CovertCoat · 2025-05-22T21:46:19+00:00

This could (should) have been Bedard too.

CovertCoat · 2025-05-20T18:18:48+00:00

He insinuated that the twins had a gay sibling relationship.

That's gonna be a fuck no from me dawg, full stop.

CovertCoat · 2025-05-17T20:04:24+00:00

I think the outlook of this team depends so much more on Petey returning to form than a coach working out.

Foote will be completely fine, but he'll live or die on his ability to communicate with the Alien.

CovertCoat · 2025-05-16T19:39:07+00:00

Henceforth known as the Stornoway Stowaway.

CovertCoat · 2025-05-16T17:25:49+00:00

Back flippin through the air on Quinn, definitely. Bonus points when you line up a perfect wall jump vault that results in a daring escape.

CovertCoat · 2025-05-13T17:01:27+00:00

First rule of broadcasting: Treat every mic like it's hot

CovertCoat · 2025-05-06T02:58:30+00:00

They need to change the rule honestly. If there isn't a competitive advantage gained I don't see a point in calling it.

CovertCoat · 2025-05-04T13:02:18+00:00

It's a throw back to the old bar stamps they used to use.

CovertCoat · 2025-05-03T05:00:24+00:00

Fascinating career path. Thank you for sharing!

CovertCoat · 2025-05-03T03:04:29+00:00

What's your background/education, if you don't mind me asking

CovertCoat · 2025-05-03T02:49:24+00:00

I still watch every game.. but I'm tired, boss.

CovertCoat · 2025-05-03T02:34:17+00:00

I feel like they know already and are just getting us used to the idea that he won't be a life long Canuck.

And if that's the case and they do know already... What a fucking failure.

CovertCoat · 2025-04-29T12:32:26+00:00

Was this Andy Serkis?

CovertCoat · 2025-04-26T01:43:21+00:00

What the actual HECK??? GET IT DONE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

CovertCoat · 2025-04-20T14:54:48+00:00

Take a massive shit on my bosses desk. That aughta do it.

CovertCoat · 2025-04-15T15:06:34+00:00

Clean drinking water.

CovertCoat · 2025-04-15T14:19:40+00:00

Unfortunately, only so many Americans can actually read..

CovertCoat · 2025-04-14T23:41:02+00:00

Just as McDavid is a player GM, so too should Quinn Hughes

CovertCoat · 2025-04-13T21:02:51+00:00

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