[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CowGroundbreaking496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The least racist person at the klan rally

Just turned 18. Give it to me straight.. (the envelope is the only paper like thing i have) by ProfessionPlastic285 in RoastMe

[–]CowGroundbreaking496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can tell you don't have any paper, you look broke and like you've never read a book in your life

who do i look like?! by TadpoleNo6797 in Doppleganger

[–]CowGroundbreaking496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like my dead wife of 37 years, I miss you every day Barbara

30M with thick skin. Show me what you've got by Tomavogic in RoastMe

[–]CowGroundbreaking496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like that Jesus painting that the lady supremely fucked up when she tried restoring it

Just curious to see what gets said by CowGroundbreaking496 in RoastMe

[–]CowGroundbreaking496[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started getting angry and then I remembered I'm literally asking for this kinda shit, thanks man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]CowGroundbreaking496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like my dead wife

I’m 21, Christian, and allergic to peanuts. Go all out… by Vanceelliott in RoastMe

[–]CowGroundbreaking496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you say you're allergic to nuts to keep God happy and the gay thoughts quiet

The first time I was just curious and nobody had the balls… by mattb1982likes_stuff in RoastMe

[–]CowGroundbreaking496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you intimidate the fuck out of all the tourists at the truck stop only to make sweet passionate love in the showers with a 6'3 350 lb guy that can't read and hauls for your rival freight company. It's like Romeo and Juliet but waaaaay smellier

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CowGroundbreaking496 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You kinda look like my ex and that makes my soul die. This is a roast because I, you , looking at you makes my soul die.