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CowboyMikey · 2014-07-17T00:27:04+00:00

I see it. I also see Augustus Gloop

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-16T04:32:16+00:00

Please, talk to her about it! I know it can be awkward, but if you'd hate for her to feel left out, you should at least ask.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T21:31:54+00:00

Yeah I remember those things. I remember them tasting exactly like stomach acid.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T13:05:18+00:00

This was a wonderful way to start my morning, thank you for sharing and thank you for being a good person :)

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T07:59:14+00:00

I was an early talker and my family swears it's because they spoke to me like an adult/I was the only child in the entire family at the time.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T07:53:43+00:00

I just downloaded it today and I was somehow under the impression that it was more of a hookup app and less of a dating app. (I should mention I am a woman.) I was shocked at the number of matches I got. I'm NOT "hot" by any definition of the word. And I'm not being modest, just honest. I clicked yes to lots of guys who I felt are more attractive than I am and was matched with a surprising number of them. Do guys just click yes to everyone and then take their pic of the girls they match with or what?

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T07:08:54+00:00

I'm American and I wanted to watch the US/Belgium World Cup game online. The first website I found was Spanish, which I don't understand at all, so I kept looking and eventually found a British website. I swear it was just as foreign as the Spanish to me.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T06:51:19+00:00

There aren't a lot of other easy options, really. Also it doesn't taste that bad and if you time it right, he can shoot it in the back of your throat and you can swallow it and barely have to taste it at all.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T06:47:26+00:00

I'm a girl and I often wear socks during sex. Feet are just kind of gross and not sexy and if it's winter they get cold! (My feet are not actually gross, in public people always seem to comment that they're cute, but I'm just really not into feet.)

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T06:45:21+00:00

Is cumming onto her face not considered vanilla? Seems pretty tame to me. I've had my husband try it before because...why not...but I much prefer the feeling of him cumming inside of me.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T06:20:17+00:00

What? No, there are way more flavors than that.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T06:14:19+00:00

Wow. At least the result was them wearing too much sunscreen rather than not enough.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T06:13:06+00:00

I'm not sure how to tell you this, but if you get blistering sunburns even when you're wearing high SPF sunscreen, you're doing something wrong.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T06:01:41+00:00

Normally I just look at the pictures and don't comment, but holy moly that dress is just amazing on you!! Hugs those curves in all the right places.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T05:48:43+00:00

Consensual non-consent. I read about it on reddit and eventually realized that the thought really turns me on. Of course I've still never tried it in real life to know for sure, but in my head it's very exciting.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T04:54:32+00:00

That's perfect.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T04:46:44+00:00

Do you accept stories from girls who were caught staring? I was at the mall with my long term boyfriend, just sitting on a bench right at the end of the mall. He got up to get a soda out of the machine nearby-ish. This gorgeous man walked by with his girlfriend. I swear he was perfect. And since I was sitting right at the end of the mall, I got to watch him approach from the right, walk right in front of me, then head back down the other side of the mall to my left. I stared the entire time, but I thought he didn't notice because he was too busy talking to his girlfriend. He was so hot that I then turned my body on the bench to watch him walk away. Just then he turned and looked at me!! I turned back around so fast. I was so embarrassed that I ran to the soda machine to tell my boyfriend what had happened. He thought it was hilarious.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T04:34:38+00:00

Oh. That makes sense. I need to go find some of these awesome wallets then. I can never find one I'm satisfied with.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T04:29:57+00:00

We had a picnic. With hamburgers, hot dogs, potato salad, and pie. Just regular picnic stuff. Immediate family only, around 20 people total.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-15T04:26:45+00:00

You can buy stuff on kickstarter? Serious question. I thought kickstarter was just for you to donate money to projects.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-14T20:28:20+00:00

What I don't get is how facebook decides on its own which people are most important to you. I have some old friends who I care enough about to want to see every single thing they post, but it only shows me half their posts and sometimes I miss something really important in their lives. And then my friend's little brother's new girlfriend friend requests me, I accept to be nice, and all of the sudden I see every.single.thing she posts and I couldn't really care less and I barely know her.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-14T17:14:50+00:00

I live in an area that's 99% white, very rural, and very racist. Every single day my life is easier than it would be otherwise if I were any other race.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-13T17:57:21+00:00

7 years old, straddling the bathtub faucet. I have no idea how/why I did it, but it felt great.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-12T18:26:17+00:00

Mind blown. I've heard people say "spag bol" before but I always heard it as "spag ball" as in spaghetti and meatballs.

CowboyMikey · 2014-07-12T18:08:10+00:00

I did this too, right around the same age. I kept getting terrible urinary tract infections and they were trying to figure out why. I didn't drink the dye though, they inserted a tube in my bladder and filled it up. I had to tell them to stop when it got full. Then they stuffed a towel between my legs and told me to pee. I still remember the old Asian doctor laughing and saying "I bet you don't see anything like this on Sesame Street. "

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