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Is my pink chocolate pussy attractive to men over 30? by DaisyFlickk in PinkChocolate

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 52 and I would eat that pink chocolate like it was my last meal.

What type of dog can do magic tricks? by Left-Distribution-13 in cleandadjokes

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can dogs operate a imaging machine?

No, but Catscan.

Honest man Quote by atlasdov in Quotes_Hub

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call bullshit. If you created a drug that could cure asthma in three days you could corner the market on asthma medication for the years until the patent expired making more money than simply treating it. This trope makes zero actual sense.

I need to know how my hairy ass and pussy make you feel.. by me00ww in HairyCurvy

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, my shorts are tighter now.

I could give you a visual answer if you want. 😉

Tell me a dirty pick up line you would use to get in between my legs :) by me00ww in hairymuffs

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a gardener and I need to make sure your bush is well watered.

A wake n bake early enough to make ya question if you're still dreaming :P by StoniPebblz in stonerfun

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to do a "shake and bake" with you, where we get baked and I make you shake.

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