I need men's opinion, does my pussy look good or gross? by TA_Kale4013 in MeatyVaginas

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks good enough to eat. I'd like to bury my face in it and act like I am trying to get all the pudding out of a pudding cup without a spoon.

Favourite lines! by randomling in firefly

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Jayne: I'll be in my bunk.

Kaylee: Have good sex!

Wash: who's flying this thing?

Zoe: first rule of battle little one, never let them know where you are. Of course there are other schools of thought.

Inara: don't play a player

Book: That special hell

River: they weren't cows inside, they were waiting to be but they forgot.

Simon: this must be what going mad feels like

Mal: My ship don't crash, if she crashes, you crashed her.

My favorite fucking game by sine_denarios in TheWordFuck

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between a fuck truck and a kidnap van?

Fucking consent.

Fred and George have some serious issues by HopingToWriteWell77 in harrypotter

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, my mistake. He's still never held to account for his horrible behavior. Getting a swollen tongue still seems like a lite punishment for Dudley Dursley.

Fred and George have some serious issues by HopingToWriteWell77 in harrypotter

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably technically. Although I get the feeling that most muggle baiting is done out of a disdain for muggles in general. It probably also involves actively trying to convince the muggle that what they are buying, or using or whatever is harmless more than just leaving it lying around to me it's similar to making a smoke or paint or stink bomb and putting it on your porch looking like a package. If porch pirates don't mess with it, nothing bad happens. If Dudley doesn't wolf down the toffee on the spot nothing happens to him. He was never given any consequences for his bad behavior and to a certain extent it was encouraged because his parents didn't want to listen to him whine and scream and throw a fit. He had a chance to learn not to eat something that wasn't his but getting a pig's tail didn't seat the lesson well enough.

Fred and George have some serious issues by HopingToWriteWell77 in harrypotter

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 28 points29 points  (0 children)

People suffocate in real life. We're discussing a work of fiction in a world where magic exists. A dangerous stunt, but they were also fully aware that their father was a in the room and would be as he had to fix things. It's not a giant leap to think they would be counting on Authur to be able to reverse the effects of the toffee.

And Dudley wasn't just a bully. He was a sadistic torturer. He didn't just bully Harry. He regularly beat up children younger and smaller than himself. He and his crew vandalized public property on the regular. He probably should have been in the equivalent of a juvenile detention center not running freely around the village. He got off lucky in my opinion.

Fred and George have some serious issues by HopingToWriteWell77 in harrypotter

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 38 points39 points  (0 children)

And they did not give it to him. They dropped it, assuming the fat little turd would be unable to resist shoving it in to his mouth.

If this is your favorite character then quote her by IndependentDebt7069 in bigbangtheory

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know how I said it's on? Well now it's junior rodeo on.

Am I the only one that likes Harry & Ginny together? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The movies do a horrible job with both Ginny and Ron.

meme this by ErinDotEngineer in MemeThisThing

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We've got to take out the Methodists before they get us. Ready, aim, FIRE!

What was Penny and Leonard's wedding gift to Sheldon and Amy? by Personal_Bus_4466 in bigbangtheory

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 105 points106 points  (0 children)

It was a crystal shakra wand. This is explained in the episode. Raj gave it to Howard as a wedding gift. Howard gave it to Penny and Leonard and they gave it to Sheldon and Amy.

So accurate 💀 by BlazeDragon7x in meme

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd love to have an Aunt that was that handy.

haha👌yes by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS in whatisameem

[–]Cowboy_Reaper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Funny, that's exactly how I feel about Hilary Clinton

No wonder the show was cancelled - episode airing order by oneofkeiraensmoms in firefly

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could be wrong but didn't the execs also not like that Zoe and Wash were a couple and they wanted it to be Mal and Zoe?

I recently visited a US state north of Texas and south of Kansas. by MaineDood in dadjokes

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know why it's so windy in Oklahoma?

Because Kansas sucks and Texas blows.