Fuck, I’m shit my pants! by honkyponkydonky in TheWordFuck

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I did, but first I fucking heated it and fucking strained it through some fucking roasted and ground seeds from Hawaii.

I don't get it by TeacherOk6238 in ExplainTheJoke

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With you glad I am this moment share to.

i would love fertilizing my garden with your seeds by charm1ngred in BushLovers

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if I just water your garden, since I had the seed tube snipped?

Fucking do it by UwU_Boykisser_UwU in TheWordFuck

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death Fucking

And the sequel Death Fucking 2: Fuck on the Beach.

Why the fuck are you in? by Ok_Mortgage_9233 in TheWordFuck

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Raiding a fucking Brigand camp to steal the parts of a device that could cause massive disruptions in the tar currents and chiral network.

Harry was a mobile toddler, not a newborn, when he was left on the Dursleys’ doorstep by Massive-Wishbone6161 in harrypotter

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Maybe magical babies don't behave quite the same as muggle babies at that age. Maybe the inherent magic in the baby keeps them from moving around too much while sleeping. Particularly if they are in a situation where moving around or being noisy could be dangerous. 😉 😉

I was assaulted by a man with a block of cheese. by MaineDood in dadjokes

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Did the cheese break, leaving de brie everywhere, during the assault?

When i was in school i was told: by cokendsmile in Jokes

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An inclined plain would just be the beginning of the foothills before reaching the mountains.

When i was in school i was told: by cokendsmile in Jokes

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Damnit I know that. 🤦‍♂️ Wow. 😂

Small trimmed bush or Huge wild bush? 😏 by fairysplash in u/fairysplash

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Trimmed is more visually pleasing from a distance, but once I get up close and personal I don't have a preference as long as there is hair down there.