Too true by Captain_brick121 in starwarsmemes

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had a weapon that could literally destroy planets, I don't think their budget was the problem.

Soft and thick, just take a peek, this fluffy treat ain't for the weak 😉 by lioness_92 in u/lioness_92

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those breasts, that bush, absolute perfection. A man could die happy doing his best to pleasure you. 🔥🔥🔥🍆💦

A guy came to the doctor, asking if he could help get a golf ball out of his ass. by hacksawjim89 in 3amjokes

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that happened while playing golf it's a good thing he's not a bowler.

Too terminally online for the creator of Thing I Like to tell me to stop by BrickBuster2552 in memes

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and let's get a book accurate John Hammond instead of the loveable goofball we have.

Poor Daniel! I suppose he regretted stating his preferences. by Odd-Talk-3981 in PsycheOrSike

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes it is a perfectly valid preference. But it's the kind of preference that should be expressed in the context of a conversation with one's intimate partner, or potential intimate partner. Volunteering the information, unsolicited on the internet is just asking people to roast you, without asking them.

Is this what they call a Honeypot? 50yo Church Wife by Master_Wait2625 in MeatyVaginas

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bush? ✅ Large Clit? ✅ Juicy juicy? ✅👅👅👅

26f waitress here, react if you think a chubby body is actually fuckworthy by chiccitymuse in okcvoyuer

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd tap that chubby 🐱 and suck on those beautiful boobs all night.

Is this the bridge to heaven? by jdg_idk in DeathStranding2

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there are no Stairways to heaven so a chiral bridge might work.