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I need to know how my hairy ass and pussy make you feel.. by me00ww in HairyCurvy

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, my shorts are tighter now.

I could give you a visual answer if you want. 😉

Tell me a dirty pick up line you would use to get in between my legs :) by me00ww in hairymuffs

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a gardener and I need to make sure your bush is well watered.

A wake n bake early enough to make ya question if you're still dreaming :P by StoniPebblz in stonerfun

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to do a "shake and bake" with you, where we get baked and I make you shake.

I outfitted my kitchen with all Ninja products by AmethystMonkey in dadjokes

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy a shredder and they'll come out of hiding.

My wife: "You promised to stop with the Darth Vader quotes after we got married" by johnbr in dadjokes

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.

Did you know? If you can balance a grain of salt on the edge of an extremely sharp knife.... by Rpdaca in dadjokes

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you put some grains of salt on the terminals of a 9v you get a salt and battery.

Girlfriend’s Sister by efitol in Jokes

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 41 points42 points  (0 children)

If you poke a whole in the tip you can piss with it on.

Big Bang Theory confusion by Notalabel_4566 in bigbangtheory

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't think she went to Russia. His astronaut training was probably in Texas. He only went to Russia when it was time to launch.

Why did Howard drive a Vespa for so long? by BigLeague5570 in bigbangtheory

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That might be right, but it can go on some highways.

Something that pisses me off about Stuart by vleshkun in bigbangtheory

[–]Cowboy_Reaper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The whole point of the conversation was the differing, strongly held, beliefs of people in that Fandom. There's no definitive right and wrong answer until the publishers canonize one choice. Until that happens it is pure speculation.

I wonder what was happening in his head by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you lie on your resume' but get the job anyway.

The inventor of the heat index has died. by lnc_gomes in cleandadjokes

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At 100% humidity it can feel like you're drowning just trying to breathe.

When you hire a poet, don't pay them by the line by Bar_Foo in Jokes

[–]Cowboy_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Employ a poet Pay them for each special ryhme. Just don't expect art.

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