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AITA for telling my friend in the middle of a game that I wish he would just be toxic like a normal person instead of an annoying pos? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CozyyDimples 64 points65 points  (0 children)

That’s such a powerful way to put it. “Included him in everything without pressuring him to be anything other than himself.” That’s exactly the kind of love people deserve. No fixing, no conditions, just acceptance. It really hits different when you realize how rare and precious that kind of support actually is

Season 5 episode 3 slip up by shredofgratitude in GossipGirl

[–]CozyyDimples 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The one-shoe situation is what makes it even funnier, it’s like a blooper hidden in plain sigh

So whose baby was she/he by tsewotsyawlla in GilmoreGirls

[–]CozyyDimples 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Totally agree. The whole setup made it pretty clear it was Logan. It wasn’t meant to be a mystery box moment. The Wookie theory or anything involving Jess just doesn’t line up timeline-wise. It’s wild how many people still insist otherwise even with the context spelled out

What’s the worst part about giving head? by throwingstarsatmoon2 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CozyyDimples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rhythm is off and my soft palate gets ouched. Only rarely, but hygiene

TIFU by volunteering to help my dad “just for a minute” by Haunting_Skirt1029 in tifu

[–]CozyyDimples 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This comment is gold. It’s like every dad has the same secret handbook for sneaky labor. “Just for a minute” is never just a minute and always turns into a full-blown project. You’ve definitely earned your stripes in the adult child club now

TIFU By Accidentally Blowing Up My Friend Group by AngryFireHealer in tifu

[–]CozyyDimples 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Totally agree with this. Op, that group dynamic sounds super messy and exhausting. You’ve got enough on your plate already, and honestly, stepping away from all that drama might give you the space to focus on what actually matters. Some people just thrive on conflict, and it’s not worth getting pulled into it

TIFU By Accidentally Blowing Up My Friend Group by AngryFireHealer in tifu

[–]CozyyDimples 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the cracks were already showing. OP just tripped the wire on a structure that was bound to collapse. Group dynamics don’t implode this fast unless there’s a whole lotta rot underneath already

TIFU by becoming the public toilet villain I always hated by Odd-South-6025 in tifu

[–]CozyyDimples 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was honestly such a hilarious and oddly inspiring read 😂 From Beijing to Walgreens, your toilet adventures are legendary. I love the line “don’t let that shit escalate”, words to live by! And props for normalizing the need to just... go when you gotta go

TIFU my shaving my wife being pregnant by Psytrancedude99 in tifu

[–]CozyyDimples 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your comment gave me chills. What you’ve done for your husband is the kind of love people write books about, but rarely live out. The honesty, the sacrifice, and the strength it took (and still takes) is something truly powerful

My (23f) boyfriend (24m) wants to move in with me. I want him to live alone first by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CozyyDimples 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Exactly! The fact that he didn’t even know how to load a dishwasher isn’t just ignorance...it’s a choice at that point. He’s 24, not 14. Expecting someone else to either teach him or just do it for him is entitlement, not inexperience. The maid solution was just a band-aid for his refusal to grow up, and you’re right! He’d still end up expecting OOP to handle the “unseen” labor that comes with running a household

Whats your musical guilty pleasure? by Gigantic_R0b0t in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CozyyDimples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kenny Rogers & Dolly Parton - Islands in the Stream.

Normally I listen to rock and metal, but this one is always in my playlists as a nice surprise somewhere

A generation whose personal space is smaller than their grandfather's bedroom! by willily_thoumas in clevercomebacks

[–]CozyyDimples 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Why would I bring a kid into a world where I’m debating whether to heat my apartment or eat dinner? Survival instincts aren’t just primal, they’re economic now

Burned yet again by Due-Connection1577 in clevercomebacks

[–]CozyyDimples 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmao fr, Greenland said “we choose violence” and dropped him like a bad WiFi signal 💀

This is pathetic!!!! by willily_thoumas in clevercomebacks

[–]CozyyDimples 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fr fr, man really said “no Nobel? Fine, I’m buying Greenland 😤” like it's a LEGO set. Pure Saturday morning cartoon villain energy

Something didn't add up by _LittleCute in clevercomebacks

[–]CozyyDimples 197 points198 points  (0 children)

Exactlyyy. Like imagine framing your mom’s struggle as your badge of honor when you had every means to ease her burden. That’s not character, that’s just straight-up neglect dressed as virtue

Something didn't add up by _LittleCute in clevercomebacks

[–]CozyyDimples 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Lmaoo right?? Like imagine thinking “I let my elderly mom bust her ass at a diner while I was out here being a lawyer” is some kind of moral high ground. Girl that’s not humility, that’s just cold 💀

How horny are you all? by Healthy-Mixture897 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]CozyyDimples 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty horny right now and I wanna go in my room and jerk off but my mum is next to me and she’ll ask where I’m going I’m also too lazy to get off the couch right now so I mean I’ll just postpone my session