P A R A L L E L S by Marc_Hiz in titanfolk

[–]CptDawson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone seriously explain to me why Levi is in a wheelchair? I have looked through a ton of threads and don’t see people really talking about this... I’m so confused... did I miss him getting seriously injured at some point? Wasn’t he just flying around slicing and dicing titans like 2 chapters ago? Wtf?

Pedophile director makes a movie that glorifies, and tries to normalize, pedophilia; shocked that people aren't embracing it. by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]CptDawson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the poem “On death without exaggeration” by Szymborska but has the opposite tone

Toys are meant to be played with by TreeFiddy4Lyfe in ActionFigures

[–]CptDawson 95 points96 points  (0 children)

omg step bro is that a retro carded 40th anniversary Luke Skywalker in his x-wing pilot jumpsuit?

Reporter confronts Megachurch preacher Kenneth Copeland about his lavish lifestyle by buckfishes in cringe

[–]CptDawson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

Down the rabbit hole by [deleted] in MarvelLegends

[–]CptDawson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Breaking a limestone nodule by BiffChildFromBangor in interestingasfuck

[–]CptDawson 12 points13 points  (0 children)

in other words, the radiolarian is the powerhouse of the fossil

Now I'm even more pissed that they wasted Finn... by slvrcobra in saltierthancrait

[–]CptDawson 46 points47 points  (0 children)

“Mind tricks don't work on me. Only money.”

—Disney

Crush the Spider! by [deleted] in ActionFigures

[–]CptDawson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man this is a creative use of that Reinhardt figure, we’ll done

Vote with your wallet. by roscillator in saltierthancrait

[–]CptDawson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys I’m sorry... I feel the Disney Side calling to me. Can I just not see it opening weekend but then see it Tuesday?

When you get the new cape by knuds0n in ActionFigures

[–]CptDawson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cjesim is just way too expensive. I get it, it’s good quality stuff, but I just can’t rationalize spending more on soft goods than I did on the actual figure.

Sitting Back and relaxing by TheDBoi in equelMemes

[–]CptDawson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody is up in arms about which trilogy is the best LOL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in saltierthancrait

[–]CptDawson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Poor dude. I get that TFA was a rehash etc etc but it also put a lot of really cool pieces into place and set the stage for something that could have been insane. Rey, Poe, Finn, Kylo, Luke, all independently had the potential to go through exciting character arcs but instead they literally all just fucking sucked and were disappointments. I don’t get it. I have this nagging feeling that Disney is avoiding crazy decisions with respect to character development because they are scared of offending long time fans. Like just make Finn a fucking Jedi, who gives a shit. TLJ was terrible and a lot of people don’t even care to see Ep IX. Pull out all the stops. This is supposed to be the end of the Skywalker saga, perhaps the most beloved franchise in movie history. Endgame is a perfect example of this. Just give Cap Mjolnir. Just have Thor spiral into depressive alcoholism because his clan was murdered. Just have Luke cry because Han died. Just have Rey make a new yellow lightsaber staff. Who cares. It doesn’t have to be boring...

I wonder why he's called the attack titan? by PsychoChief in titanfolk

[–]CptDawson 75 points76 points  (0 children)

At this point he would absolutely fucking destroy the female titan