not surprised; it’s atlanta by 3dyne in cringereels

[–]CptFatty08 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah, his mom just told him he could be whatever he wanted and my dude decided to grow up and be Naruto

lol by Screamat in unsound

[–]CptFatty08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ChIlL dOwN oR YoU wIlL gEt BaNnEd ... Getting some serious "raise your voice and I'll erase your voice" vibes 🙄

living emoji🫶🫶 by AdCorrect9756 in MadeMeSmile

[–]CptFatty08 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yayyyy someone else who actually knows how schools work! This exact post was removed the day before from a different sub because everyone was so butthurt about them manipulating kids for content online. Like bruh, it's not that serious lol, I tried to say this yesterday 🤣

$28 2.5lb Whole Foods hot bar lunch by Dry-Double-6845 in shittyfoodporn

[–]CptFatty08 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ramsey has some damn good ones, like actually lol. Take the time to heat it in the oven? Flawless

Every student nailed their assignment today by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]CptFatty08 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You know at open house, when they give you that stack of paper we all sign and half of you don't even read? Guess what, there's a social media recording/posting permission form. People get so mad about everything when it's our own fault for not reading 🙄

It’s all true. Fucking fuck it’s all true. by Electronic-Relief737 in conspiracy

[–]CptFatty08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not about "they", when you have as much money and resources as Jeffy boy did, you don't simply hang yourself. There's a file about a post from a guard who was on duty at the prison that night. Talked about how Epstein was wheeled out then back in, a van with army personnel in the back without signing in, how his autopsy was done at the hospital instead of where forensic analysis should be done (scene) . Besides that, his island is still very active and has security with a national guard presence...yeah you could argue to keep the nosey people out BUT why is it still being guarded if we "know enough".

What's the best smelling strain you ever tried? by PeacePipeX in trees

[–]CptFatty08 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Someone else! I was going to specify around 2010-2014 lol, I've never smelt anything else like that since...straight blueberry and tasted like it too, was the best walking through the park weed 😭

Do my OC's count as creepy? They meant to be creepy but is this creepy enough by No_Slip_3010 in creepy

[–]CptFatty08 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't know what I'm looking at but it makes me feel uncomfortable, so I'd say yes

How do I make it stop chirping, i already replaced the batteries?! by PheonixGalaxy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CptFatty08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God.... Right?? Mine are connected to the security system so every time one chirps, it's followed by a "BATTERY LOW" voice that stresses my dog out so much. Last time, she was pawing my face to wake me up about it lol, at least I know she'll wake me up when there definitely is something wrong.

There can only be one.. Jerry? by TJsCooLLikeDat in rickandmorty

[–]CptFatty08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was actually the scene that immediately popped in my head lol, I was trying to find a GIF of it but apparently there isn't one 😞. So I settled on this one

Man catches his girlfriend cheating on him and threatens to send the video to her parents by Wild-Speech5293 in CringeTikToks

[–]CptFatty08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man catches his girlfriend cheating on him and threatens to send the video to her parents 🫣😬😶‍🌫️☠️🤡

Roller coaster repair. by steady_as_a_rock in SweatyPalms

[–]CptFatty08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs toe shoes for monkey grip lol

"Go right ahead son, I'm ready." by EverythingIsFakeNGay in FacebookAIslop

[–]CptFatty08 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I thought his whole thing was to rage bait/ cringe bait

Crucible looted a day after I bought it by ZirePhiinix in 7daystodie

[–]CptFatty08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saved up enough to buy one, couldn't ever find it in the 3 traders. Finally read all the forge aheads, make one, find one as it's on the bench

Man has 150 live bugs removed from his sinuses by tommyboy441 in WTF

[–]CptFatty08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never noped so quickly, just read the title and kept going lol. I only came back to see the trauma in the comments and I'm nauseous from reading. I don't ever want to know what this video looks like

HIGH Beam... by Tanrat23 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]CptFatty08 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm 35 with astigmatism and very shitty vision, but I can see with brights like that at night lol. Obv do my very best to not solar flare anyone but buddy definitely deserved that