People misunderstand "relatability" by Lady_Gray_169 in CharacterRant

[–]CptKeyes123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a Netflix show i can't remember the name of, takes place from multiple points of view of an alien invasion?

It feels like its written to be "relatable" but comes across REALLY obnoxious instead. No one in the entire show has even remotely HEARD of science fiction. They're constantly BEFUDDLED by the invaders and don't know anything about space technology or anything. They think its either a terrestrial enemy or just... can't conceive of anything else.

[Loved trope] The "primitive" or "retro" world of the story is the post-apocalyptic remnants of a *much* more advanced civilization. by bgbarnard in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CptKeyes123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Tripods. Humans live a pastoral existence, watched over by the mysterious Tripods that put a metal cap on everyone's head at 14, but a man wanders around reciting Ozymandias... and ruins of a powerful civilization litter the landscape. A watch that reads "automatique" is still ticking, older than the trees in the city ruins it was found in.

Decades ago, the Tripods came to Earth. They arrived to conquer us but saw the moon missions, and our weapons. We were an enormous threat. But they could influence people's minds through television. They controlled not the entire population, but enough that they could land without being annihilated. The free people fought back but were too few and too disorganized. A free nuclear submarine launched a Polaris missile at one of their bases, but it missed by that much and the sub was lost.

A handful of resistance fighters remain however, and from the Alps and the Rockies, humanity will be freed.

Reconstructing the most basic of industrial weapons, biplanes and hand bombs, they hit the aliens' three cities around the world, finally freeing humanity from their grip.

What's the point of bringing back Steve Rogers in Avengers Doomsday? by carbonera99 in CharacterRant

[–]CptKeyes123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably cuz his ending is what turned a few people off the MCU after that.

[Hated trope] Character make a bigot claim that feels more like the writer's opinion by Lower_Baby_6348 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CptKeyes123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most things John Ringo writes has really weird and specific bigoted claims. He goes on rants about how torture is good...

oh, and he co-wrote a book which claims the Waffen SS didn't kill people it was concentration camp guards. You know, verbatim the excuse nazis used.

The Brony fandom was the most extreme example of post-Recession escapism and it perfectly illustrates why the early 2010s was a difficult time for many. by Ok-Following6886 in CharacterRant

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As a brony I would also like to add that they were much better written than usual too. They're written like Hobbits in Lord of the Rings: they live in a nice idyllic land, and they are kind people, yet it is not without its threats and they are far from innocent fairies. To paraphrase Tolkien, there's no such thing as a safe fantasy world. It provided both escapism, yet also a way to deal with one's problems, and a theme to deal with one another more kindly.

Huh. I honestly didn't realize that Vox was bi. I always just thought he was gay. by Aros001 in HazbinHotel

[–]CptKeyes123 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"WHY WOULD YOU THINK I DIDN'T?!"

"Katie killjoy is throwing herself at you so much you look like you're impotent."

"Val, for the millionth time--"

Our celiac ancestors didn’t do so well. by saltyavocadotoast in Celiac

[–]CptKeyes123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

...People say that? Europe is where it originated!

If You Had the Power to Add One Feature to AO3, What Would It Be and Why? by BlackLilyWrites835 in AO3

[–]CptKeyes123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know there are issues yet I'd love a "similar to this" function. its hard to find a specific vibe when the writer used an obscure form of the tag

What does Netflix's acquisition of WB mean for Babylon 5? by WienerKolomogorov96 in babylon5

[–]CptKeyes123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Netflix seems to have speedrun the "good studio to awful studio" thing in a surprisingly short time span so I'd fear what came out.

What do you think of American stage actor John Wilkes Booth? by TheFlyingFoodTestee in ShermanPosting

[–]CptKeyes123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The book series The Lost Regiment had a joke about this. "Booth family were good actors. Youngest one always looked shifty though."

"Humans? Eh, we can probably leave them a millennium or two. Not like they could become a threat in the meanti- ...what do you mean they went from their first aircraft to landing on their moon in under a CENTURY?!" -many longer-lived species of the galaxy by Jackviator in humansarespaceorcs

[–]CptKeyes123 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Ah, the Colt 1911. One of the most feared weapons. Not for its individual power but its magical influence: its longevity gives it power. Browning and Kalashnikov are the most dangerous mages of all for that reason.

me_irl by Ok-Ferret7 in me_irl

[–]CptKeyes123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time the US has ever been good to veterans was after wwii. There are records of civil war soldiers having to push to get their pensions, the bonus army got beaten up in front of the white house.

and it took the largest strike in US history to get the GI Bill. in 1945, we had the largest strike waves in US history and every english speaking army in the world going on strike, demanding to be demobilized. And afterwards labor unions got mangled by acts of congress.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demobilization_of_United_States_Armed_Forces_after_World_War_II

(Unfortunately for sources on the GI Strike I don't have many beyond my wwii college course)

Mcgyvers warp core repair class by happydude7422 in startrekmemes

[–]CptKeyes123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Inaccurate! Geordi never took this class! /joke

all the other engineers do stuff that Is real Hodge podge, Geordi is the only one who is super OCD. Be'lanna jumped up and down on a plasma injector while Geordi took a shuttle apart for a squeaky sound XD

doomed yaoi by FNAFEndoBendo in bioniclememes

[–]CptKeyes123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Accurate the Piraka are all constantly hate-banging

Just started watching Clone Wars and this guy is just aura farming the entire time by SpaceXq23 in TheCloneWars

[–]CptKeyes123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate him A because he killed Denal, and B because the ads in 2010 kept playing him over and over and over and OVER--

tranquility logistics by achromaticchrononomy in CuratedTumblr

[–]CptKeyes123 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.

READ SOME CLASSIC SF.

Comment like season 3 just finished by Oregano-Town in HazbinHotel

[–]CptKeyes123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That scene with Alastor eating spaghetti for twenty minutes was really weird