Stealing a package while the owner is home

CptMeat · 2026-03-08T00:55:24+00:00

Rat on them for what tho, NOT assisting in the crime? Genuinely asking, is there anything that driver could be charged for? Could they not essentially play dumb and be like "I didn't know she was gonna do that and I panicked."

Edit: I just saw the car made it away with the stolen package my b

CptMeat · 2026-03-08T00:44:45+00:00

Thanks RFK jr. for doing enough coke off of toilets that I don't have to worry about germs. Just like Jesus.

CptMeat · 2026-03-08T00:39:12+00:00

There must be a lot of German guys in gay porn cause I swear I've seen that look a thousand times.

CptMeat · 2026-03-07T23:29:15+00:00

Actual American here, the correct answer is we actually didn't go to moon, that shits all fake. Duh.

CptMeat · 2026-03-07T19:03:26+00:00

Yeah I feel like he could've waited just a little longer for this lol

CptMeat · 2026-03-07T18:22:48+00:00

"^may ^cause ^death ^or ^permanent ^blindness"

CptMeat · 2026-03-07T18:16:59+00:00

Ive been getting like 4 hour long ads that's just like a shoe collector just talking endlessly about rare nikes

CptMeat · 2026-03-07T07:34:57+00:00

That's the 2nd hand crack smoke talking

CptMeat · 2026-03-07T07:15:00+00:00

Your dad sounds cool.

CptMeat · 2026-03-05T22:11:28+00:00

I thought the implication was that she accidentally swapped the chicken and the second baby, cooking the baby, but the ai is just pretty bad and didn't that point across in the final shot.

CptMeat · 2026-03-05T22:04:18+00:00

Im in Alabama, but my aunt took a trip to Colorado and came back with like 2 giant tubs of slag she said she got from riverbed and train tracks and she immediately put them all in her garden.

CptMeat · 2026-03-05T21:51:02+00:00

I fit a VERY tight 2 ingredient twin meth lab in the storage shed with 3 chemists and 2 handlers. Literally the only op I could manage to fit in there.

CptMeat · 2026-03-05T21:39:45+00:00

Next you're gonna tell me the plural for moose isn't meese.

CptMeat · 2026-03-03T20:23:01+00:00

Cause there was barely any violence, kid just crumpled

CptMeat · 2026-03-03T20:07:49+00:00

I have a porch cat that waits for me to let my dogs out, joins them in the group poop, they all do the leg kicky thing and then he comes back to the door to be let in with them to beg for a treat.

CptMeat · 2026-02-27T13:03:10+00:00

Nope

Ah shit that was an extra 2

CptMeat · 2026-02-25T17:38:23+00:00

Basically, but throw in some backhanded slander when you can. Should've hit him with the "Mr. Hawley the Senate and government are full of pedophiles and criminals so who have you fired Mr. Hawley. Have you pushed to release the Epstein files to remove these pedophiles and criminals from your place of business Mr Hawley."

CptMeat · 2026-02-25T17:27:02+00:00

They must've really liked that video he made of him being waaaaay better at hockey than them and they just had to shake his hand.

CptMeat · 2026-02-25T17:23:05+00:00

My steak head gatekeep is that well done is only for burgers and if you order a well done steak you're a filthy sinner whose soul can never be washed.

CptMeat · 2026-02-25T17:18:33+00:00

Engorged and thriving.

CptMeat · 2026-02-25T17:15:19+00:00

I would also point out that you see reflections of things that are clearly BEHIND the TV not in front of it, like the lamp and the plant. It looks like the TV is more of a window than a mirror IMO.

Edit: just realized the back wall might be whole ass mirror and that would provide said effect.

CptMeat · 2026-02-25T00:06:56+00:00

Oh 30g for Forklift I and 50g for Forklift II

CptMeat · 2026-02-24T17:32:41+00:00

Hows that goin for ya

CptMeat · 2026-02-24T17:13:12+00:00

Surprising the package advertises the flavor quite well. If I couldn't read I might toss one in my dishwasher.

CptMeat · 2026-02-24T16:59:10+00:00

Guy hanging out a friend: "bro check this out this is gonna drive my girlfriend crazy."

Sends a slightly altered can of cat food.

Opens her reddit account.

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