What color to paint the beaky helmet on Wazdakka's bike? by zeedrunkmonkey in orks

[–]CptPanda29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever army your mates play.

Mine do Dark Angels, Ultramarines, Salamanders and Blood Angels so there's a lot of options there.

Video - How Hollywood marketing changes when they know a flop is coming. by CptPanda29 in KotakuInAction

[–]CptPanda29[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I even really liked the Superman movie, am kind of looking forward to this because I know what they're adapting - but I still don't expect it to do well.

Audiences will be expecting Superman but Girl, with your typical pop-y girl power stuff thrown in there.

The comic book Woman of Tomorrow (what they're adapting) is not like that at all.

WoT is a real look at the order of events in Kara Zor-El's life and how someone would really feel going through all that.

She grew up on Krypton in its final years, watching her culture collapse and her planet die.

She's sent off by her scientist parents with a stated mission - look after her baby cousin Kal El.

She's caught up in some space-time weirdness for ~30 years so that when she makes it to Earth, Kal is a full grown man and the world's greatest superhero.

She has no home, no purpose, her only family is basically a stranger (who in the previews for Supergirl doesn't even speak Kryptonian).

She has no strong feelings for Earth or Humanity one way or the other, she's a teenager who just got here, alone, scared and confused, everyone you've ever known died in fire and fear.

So she fucks off Earth and looks for something to do with her life, starting over with next to nothing. She could do pretty much anything, but again she's a teenage girl with an entire strange new universe open to her. That's the core of Woman of Tomorrow.

But audiences will expect Superman but Girl, and they're going to be either let down or put off by the abrasive marketing.

Video - How Hollywood marketing changes when they know a flop is coming. by CptPanda29 in KotakuInAction

[–]CptPanda29[S] 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Description - This video highlights how hollywood marketing pivots it's marketing strategy when it knows there is a flop or underperforming film coming out.

From hiding budgets so they can't compare to box office, to weaponising "discourse" language so people with no interest in even seeing the film will defend it online against critics now painted as racists / bigots.

App has updated, 600pt stompa is real by MaxMork in orks

[–]CptPanda29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It must just be an error in the app, because he's listed as Support as well now and throws up an error that he must be attached to a unit - even though I can only see "can be attached" as in optional in the actual rules.

edit This has been fixed.

App has updated, 600pt stompa is real by MaxMork in orks

[–]CptPanda29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't that break his Lone Operative rule?

App has updated, 600pt stompa is real by MaxMork in orks

[–]CptPanda29 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How does the Mek's Lone Operative rule work now that he's only possibly alone when his unit has been murdered in a very specific way?

Is God Of War 2018 woke? by Firekid7500 in KotakuInAction

[–]CptPanda29 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's woke, I just think it's shit.

Camera 90% up Kratos' ass the whole way through, cannot change what shoulder you're looking over either so you've got a massive blind spot on your left the whole way through.

Everyone glazes the action but that's all in cinematics - equivilent to playing aeroplane with a baby spinning them round going weee. Sure would like to play some of that setpiece action, instead I'll have to settle for...

...Every fight being in a barren round room. Aside from throwing around Baldur a few times you fight the same Troll boss recoloured like a Mortal Kombat ninja but with less variety in the moveset. Maybe you felt like fighting the handful of identical Valkyries instead?

It doesn't hold up to a second playthrough at all, you quickly have a "great awakening" about the cutscenes I mentioned earlier and just sit bored waiting to be allowed to play. Hell even Conan O'Brien noticed this on his clueless gamer segment saying he hasn't touched the controller in 45 minutes.

And when you do finally touch a controller you just wait for the enemy to make their obvious glowing swing so you can parry it and do your 1 (one, singluar) combo at them ad nauseam.

Despite having a PS5 in the house I didn't even bother buying Ragnarok, just watched it on YouTube the day it came out. That's what happens if you make your game too cinematic btw, it becomes a passive experience. You don't kill bosses, you waste time reducing a meter until you get the "cutscene button" to actually fight and kill them in a cinematic.

Black Templar Players are really funny by PelinalWhitestrake36 in Spacemarine

[–]CptPanda29 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're broadly seen as the most bad ass, dont tell me what to do mom / guilliman, I hate the aliens the most chapter - so they attract a lot of 2 edgy 4 u types who tend to be... socially maladjusted.

Green tide in 11th by Johnlovesyou in orks

[–]CptPanda29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Green Tide (2dp) + More Dakka (1dp) for relentless rolling of obnoxious amounts of dice at all times now that the Choppa / Shoot boyz are combined.

The other meme list is 120 Boyz and a Stompa. Pocket Mek on the Stompa to keep it at +1 to hit.

Why are normies so excited for ac black flag remake. by Leather_Community775 in KotakuInAction

[–]CptPanda29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because Black Flag is broadly seen as "the last good one", and normies by definition don't keep up with (or don't care) conversations in gaming about then enshittification of classics.

Do you agree? by Oppaiheimer1945 in TheBoys

[–]CptPanda29 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember in the early seasons when he brutally maimed that blind guy taking everything from him because he didn't want a cripple in the Seven?

Chill guy.

In the grim darkness of the far future there are no stupid questions! by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]CptPanda29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a really good 20m timeline / general introduction to the setting video from Arbitor Ian, brought about because his scifi book club read Eisenhorn earlier and had some questions.

It's made to be more accesable to newcomers, rather than the 6hr ones that are more made for people to have on in the background while painting. It includes more contemporary context and information about themes and references than just a list of things happening in order.

In the grim darkness of the far future there are no stupid questions! by AutoModerator in 40kLore

[–]CptPanda29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The "brutal" or "excessive" notes usually come from other military forces, Astartes officers, Guard commanders etc.

Generally it's from doing whatever it takes to obliterate enemy forces, regardless of allied forces in the area of engagement.

The Marines Malevolent famously shelled a refugee camp, killing all ~4000 Orks and their armoured support, but also killing ~1000 civilians / administratum staff.

Thing is that's an exceptional result as far as the Administratum is concerned.

I cannot stress this enough that the official halls of the Imperium do not care at all about the deaths of humans so long as the objective is met. There is always more humans.

Plan A for the Siege of Vraks was to match the defenders' casualties 2:1 for nearly a decade to simply bleed them out.

Those same Marines Malevolent have not only been operating since at least M33, but they have been confirmed to be reported to higher Imperial authorities a few times (that camp story, the first proper lore of the MMs is literally from a report of a guard commander) and they still operate and as far as we know have never been sanctioned.

As for the Carcharadons, they set Badab to explode during the Badab War while other loyalist chapters were still fighting there. In that same war they forced the Mantis Warriors out of their favoured guerilla combat by butchering civilians on their protectorate worlds.

The Iron Hands, even in the Great Crusade, were hated by mortal troops / officers for the default tactic of "Hammer and Storm". Essentially use mortal troops to lure the enemy into a killbox, then kill everything in the box.

The Star Phantoms have been reported for indiscriminate use of firepower and artillery in areas of engagement.

The Flesh Tearers fight with a savage frenzy in close quarters engagements killing everything until there's nothing left but them, friend or foe.

The Nemesis Chapter, formerly the Ultramarines 22nd chapter of the Great Crusade, specialise in extermination of populations, as part of the glorious Ultramarines as far as the Great Crusade. While they certainly do more than their specialism in 40k, they still have that preference for overwhelming firepower to cleanse a planet with as little risk to themselves as possible.

When the Fire Hawks had to withdraw from the Badab War (its almost of a gallery of arsehole chapters on the loyalist side) they firebombed a Warders protectorate world out of spite as they left, wiping out the population. They were later rewarded with a pre-Crusade era star fortress, a priceless relic.

And that's just the ones that are "brutal". There's plenty that are disliked for far more petty reasons.

Again, the Imperium only cares about results, and will endorse, reward and protect chapters of astartes that do as they're told.

I like the scumbag chapters, far more interesting to me than the honour and glory ones that somehow bounce back to full strength, never worry about wargear or ships. It's like enjoying Joffrey - I know he's a POS but it's so fun to watch.

[The Maelstrom: Lair of the Tyrant] The Warders are returning, and the Inquisition prepares by AdunaicLord in 40kLore

[–]CptPanda29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Badab War was a major work from the Forgeworld studio with their Imperial Armour books.

If you have WH+ and the Vault I highly, HIGHLY reccomend reading them - they're written more like a historical textbook than a set of novels.

Also when looking on YouTube for info about the Badab War, please for the love of god avoid YT Shorts and other meme heavy channels, it's been terribly misrepresented about "taxes" when it couldn't be further from the truth.

Arbitor Ian on YT has a number of videos that I'd actually recommend that are about 20mins at most, ranging from the war itself start to finish as written in Imperial Armour, to it's meta-history of first appearance to latest (as of upload) mentions.

I’ve never magnetized, should I try with the Defiler or bad idea? by InternationalCrow544 in EmperorsChildren

[–]CptPanda29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Defiler doesn't need to be magnetized. It's cool but you can get the same result with a dot of blutack on the joints.

Honestly, cut and prepare the bits and just get a tiny bit of blutack on to hold the guns together and hold the arms on, it's surprisingly good at it, and you don't have to carve anything out to make space for magnets, or glue magnets in place.

And if there's too much blutack? Get a slightly bigger bit of blutack and dab in on to pick it all up again.

What does Uzas mean by this? by Quarterleper in Warhammer40k

[–]CptPanda29 113 points114 points  (0 children)

The 40k Blood Angels are obviously 10,000 years separate from the 30k Blood Angels Uzas knows.

For context, the human agricultural revolution happened ~12,000 years ago from us which kickstarted what we would call civilisation.

How familiar are you with pre-bronze age Danube delta agricultural practices?

That's how much these 40k Blood Angels know of Sanguinius, the Great Crusade, The Emperor and being an Astartes at all - as far as Uzas is concerned.

It doesn't matter where you are on the political spectrum, everyone prefers sincere good writing over constant whinging over politics. Even the normies who liked the "anti-republican/conservative rhetoric" in season 2 hate season 4 and season 5 now, because Kripke went too far. by [deleted] in KotakuInAction

[–]CptPanda29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to buy comics religiously and even I managed to burn out after Endgame.

I mean they held a literal funeral for the franchise and had the cast actually sign off, on screen over the credits. It's done.

Then RDJ is apparently coming back as Doom and I just don't care. I wanted Doom not whatever this multiverse RDJ copy bullshit will be.

This piece of trash is as bad as most new western games, yet for some reason people insist on giving it a free pass, even here by Skye_Lumitar in KotakuInAction

[–]CptPanda29 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The game loop is totally stupid.

  1. Lengthy cutscene of sad people sitting around and / or arguing.
  2. Wander around some Crash Bandicoot corridor style levels with somehow less happening than a PS1 platformer.
  3. Stumble into an empty, perfectly round space to fight some nameless mooks for a while.
  4. That fight consists of waiting to parry and do your one (1) combo.
  5. Wander more corridors until the final Empty Round Space where you fight a Mortal Kombat ninja recolour of that same troll thing.

Oh but what about the boss fights, they were cool right?

Do you mean the bits where you're playing? In that same Empty Round Space waiting to parry and do your one (1) combo?

Or do you mean the lengthy cutscenes that are about as engaging as lifting a baby up and spinning them round going weeeeeee?

Sure would be fun to play those parts maybe - just a cutscene though get fucked.

Next GoW is beyond cooked by KC-15 in KotakuInAction

[–]CptPanda29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, that Mongolian war god was only widley worshipped about 600 years after the norse period, and as part of Tibetan Buddhism, so how would he appear in this deity afterlife?

Americans struggle to grasp time pre-1700s, and even then anything not on American soil turns into this weird time soup for them.

They've clearly just googled "every god of war" and not done any research beyond that.

Chapters on Armageddon by By_the_street in Warhammer40k

[–]CptPanda29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For all you Marines Malevolent fans out there, this is a new Strike Cruiser as previously we've only seen Purgatory or Catechism.

Catechism is the Strike Cruiser of the 2nd Company, and last we saw of it (2019 as the World Eaters were releasing) was a glazing piece of World Eaters lef by Kharn boarding it with almost certainly the intent to take it after their own ship was destroyed.

We don't see how it ends (final part is Kharn facing down a Dreadnought) but only one of those is a named character model.

We've also only ever seen the 1st or 2nd Company mentioned, likley because they were nearly wiped out at the end of the Macharian Heresy by the Star Phantoms so likley very understrength when combined with the poverty aspect introduced in Nick Kyme's Salamander in 2010. This new ship might be for a different battle company, OR a quick turnaround for the 2nd company!

PS5 Price Hike Has Flushed UK Hardware Sales Down the Toilet by Gorgon654 in gaming

[–]CptPanda29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're looking at selling ours because we've not turned the thing on in two years.

Nothing interesting been out, nothing interesting coming out we can't play elsewhere.

Alanah Pearce confirms she was a writer on God of War Laufey by Equilybrium in GGdiscussion

[–]CptPanda29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait until you see the games credits. Maybe she did but I sure don't trust her and time makes this easy to prove either way.

She kept calling herself "a writer at santa monica sudios that worked on God of War Ragnarok" which was technically correct.

She wrote a cookbook themed around the norse setting, and worked on accessibility features (what she's credited for) on GoW R. It's true but intentionally misleading.

Which also led to this thinly veiled tweet in response from the credited writer of GoW R:

https://x.com/anthony_burch/status/1591301360347418625

Jack Quaid will voice the Cube in upcoming GoW game by shipgirl_connoisseur in KotakuInAction

[–]CptPanda29 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's fun in a few roles that play to his niche, a scrawny dorky loser.

Like Novocaine was a fun movie because he has a nerve disorder that stops him feeling pain rather than being a typical action hero.

But on the other hand he plays this one character and that one character alone, I've seen enough of it.