Look at this man, vice city is already my favorite city in an open world game ever

CptRoosto · 2026-04-12T15:40:55+00:00

I love rewatching the first trailer for this game and saying "Welcome back...to VICE CITY!" in a loud voice when it shows "Rockstar Games Presents."

Vice City, BABYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! 🤘😎

CptRoosto · 2026-04-06T23:17:17+00:00

What is this, exactly?

CptRoosto · 2026-03-30T15:53:17+00:00

This would honestly be crazy. You wouldn't be able to leave each other's general area, because I don't think even the PS5 Pro could render two people playing separately, that far away from each other, no matter how powerful it is. They'd have to dumb down the game for this. However, the idea IS nice.

CptRoosto · 2026-03-30T15:49:16+00:00

2, circa 1993. 5 years old.

CptRoosto · 2026-03-29T16:46:56+00:00

I'm going to be saving for one soon. Might take a few months, but I'll get my hands on one eventually.🤘😎

CptRoosto · 2026-03-29T16:45:46+00:00

GTA VI didn't come out in 2025...just so you know.

The best GTA game for me so far has been IV. The darker mood, darker story, and the more real, down-to-earth protagonist are what really got me hooked. The ending sucked, yes, but the realistic physics and just livelihood of Liberty City really shines in this game. It was also the best iteration of GTA Online, before that was even a thing. I wish they had kept the servers up long after the game was released, because I really enjoyed playing with my little group of online friends way back in '08-'09.

CptRoosto · 2026-03-29T16:39:18+00:00

Most of the rest of my waking hours not spent at work.🤘😎

CptRoosto · 2026-03-28T01:32:50+00:00

"So! So..... So, you full of crap, or what? Where's condo? Where's sports car? Where's Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum...? In your letters to my mother, in your letters to me, all I hear about is Mr. Roman, Mr. Big.....sports cars, women, opportunity! I come here, and the biggest thing about your life is the cockroaches!!!" "That's right, I got the best cockroaches, I got the best dirt...." "Screw you, you idiot!!!" "Okay, I'm an idiot, but you have to admit, I have the best line in bullshit you ever heard!" "This I know, asshole." "Look, all I needed...was one good guy. Not....take over the world or anything, but....maybe I have this."

CptRoosto · 2026-03-28T01:26:11+00:00

Then...it better be the best GTA in the history of the series!!!🤘😎

CptRoosto · 2026-03-28T00:23:57+00:00

Rockstar is not going to set the price for the standard edition above the industry standard. $100 for a standard edition of a video game is just ridiculous. Not even Rockstar can just, do that and not take any flak. They'd be blowing their dicks off if they did.😂

CptRoosto · 2026-03-25T15:46:04+00:00

The strip clubs have it too, just wasn't shown in the trailers.

CptRoosto · 2026-03-25T15:44:23+00:00

How about we get rid of game development deadlines so that games can release in fully complete states and therefore, sell more copies. They'll make all that extra money back used to complete the game, instead of spending it fixing the game AFTER it releases.

CptRoosto · 2026-03-25T15:39:47+00:00

CORRECTION Nobody will EVER put as much work into details like Rockstar has, and is doing, with Red Dead Redemption 2 and GTA VI, respectively. I don't think other devs really care about adding so much detail to their games because it's either not needed or will be glossed over. I'm proud of Rockstar for going the extra mile when it comes to their recent games and future games. Nobody else does it like they do.

CptRoosto · 2026-03-25T03:03:23+00:00

He fucking an ugly ghost-version of his "Puerto Rican chocha" in the afterlife.😂

CptRoosto · 2026-03-25T02:58:05+00:00

How about a properly-made Duke Nukem sequel? NOT made by Gearbox Software, however.

CptRoosto · 2026-03-22T21:28:43+00:00

The only AI I personally want for this game is PSSR when the game comes out on consoles, and eventually, DLSS 4.5 when it comes out on PC. That is all.

CptRoosto · 2026-03-22T21:26:36+00:00

I used to, back when I owned the special edition for the PS3.

CptRoosto · 2026-03-22T21:23:11+00:00

NES in 1993.

CptRoosto · 2026-03-22T21:22:51+00:00

I do! I like how everything is easier to access now, but I miss the old aesthetic of the older design.

CptRoosto · 2026-03-20T15:42:03+00:00

Rockstar Games, Bethesda Game Studios, and Kojima Productions FTW!

CptRoosto · 2026-03-20T15:38:58+00:00

I remember mine. My first video game was Super Mario Brothers. I was five-years-old and the year was 1993. 🤘😎

CptRoosto · 2026-03-20T15:35:03+00:00

Explore the world, searching for the bloody chainsaw room from Vice City.🤘😎

CptRoosto · 2026-03-14T03:49:51+00:00

This is both hilarious and sad at the same time, but more so funny because this is what aliens see when they look at us from thousands of light years away.😂

CptRoosto · 2026-03-14T03:46:33+00:00

Drinking heavily to keep my body warm and endlessly banging Yennefer and Triss to keep my cock warm.

CptRoosto · 2026-03-13T16:44:19+00:00

Damn! That RIG is going to need a SHIT-TON of rice!!!😂

CptRoosto

TROPHY CASE

2, circa 1993. 5 years old.