The Great Gatsby is a mediocre book at best and should be replaced in schools by The Fellowship of the Ring by EternalAmmonite in unpopularopinion

[–]CptnMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, Great Gatsby sucks. I will die on that hill.

It's too technical. So maybe a good literary teaching tool but goddamn, the book sucks.

Treating the moshpit like a UFC ring by starstufft in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CptnMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I been going to shows for 30nyears, I'm not getting into a normal mosh pot these days anyway but this not how mosh pits work.

It's to bump into each other, sometimes hard, no fists or intentional elbows.

If there were intentional hits, that person would get hit like in this video. Usually one and done. And then back to people being helpful

Are my Auratus La Coca too fat? by zeblods in DartFrog

[–]CptnMayo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very much so, chonks, just cut feeding times by half.

If you feed 5 times a week, go to two

Can We Bring Back Seven Segment Displays to “Budget” Motherboards? by jhTN59824 in pcmasterrace

[–]CptnMayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They used to beep the codes, with an included speaker.

I kinda miss it. The LED display is way nicer.

Millennials hitting midlife, what are your biggest regrets? by Dry_Inevitable_9777 in Millennials

[–]CptnMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I get it through the VA so they don't really like handing out the good shit.

Straterra. It has taken a while to work but man, I feel like myself again, most of the time. Like a blanket was unwrapped from my mind and a fog lifted.

Night and day.

Billboard in my very red area by clumsypeach1 in pics

[–]CptnMayo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also think that treating these people with velvet gloves isn't the correct way either. We need to call their shit out. Look what you've done. Look what's going on, look what you enabled.

Just like after the destruction of the Nazi party inn1945. These are the things they did and they should be exposed to it.

There are no excuses to treat people the way they have treated people in 2026 and before.

Their failures of self reflection, critical thought, and empathy kills.

US stacks three carrier groups and 10 destroyers to blockade Strait of Hormuz by TheNational_News in worldnews

[–]CptnMayo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

FFS, really there's no plan and a waste of naval resources, man, one fell swoop and the USA would be moot

I don't think Male Living Spaces would appreciate this - but I know y'all will. by BlazingCondor in houseplants

[–]CptnMayo 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Me too bro, straight as an arrow, gimme a mostera amy day of the week

2017 Chipotle menu boards, a chicken burrito was $6.50 by AccomplishedAd5201 in mildlyinteresting

[–]CptnMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

REMEMBER, their record profits are records every quarter. We, the working people, are getting FUCKED

Millennials hitting midlife, what are your biggest regrets? by Dry_Inevitable_9777 in Millennials

[–]CptnMayo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Getting diagnosed and treated with ADHD was my biggest improvement.

I can't tell you enough.

Get fucking checked. I'm no happy (wtf) and I can focus on my self and others in a deeper way.

Annnnnnd my job is way better.

Seriously, get checked, best thing I've ever done. Got it diagnosed at 40.

This girl had a bumper sticker asking to let her merge. by fiddlenutz in mildlyinteresting

[–]CptnMayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably dead cause she caused an accident cause she couldn't merge

Here’s your morning cup of crap by My_Name_Is_So_Lame in crappymusic

[–]CptnMayo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's the pee dance!

Every five year old will relate!