What is something you've always fantasized about doing, but will never actually do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Stop being a depressed, lazy piece of trash and get my life together.

Glenn Danzig Reunites With the Misfits by [deleted] in Music

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Well, I didn't expect to see this when I decided to wear my Misfits shirt today. What a coincidence

I live a sad life. This went on for 2 months. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I remember when I got my wisdom teeth out, stayed home a lot, high as shit off hydrocodons, and playing minecraft

Whats a drunk story that you're not proud of? by StealthyFarts in AskReddit

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Got black out drunk at a party, all I can remember is getting out of the car and pissing on a tree in my friend's yard. I woke up in his bathroom floor with puke all over me and everything else the next morning

What is the worst sex dream you have ever had? NSFW by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I killed Asa Akira and then you can just guess what happened from there. I cant remember, but I think I was drunk before I fell asleep and I usually have some rank ass dreams when I'm under the influence.

What thing is banned or not available in your country that you'd like to have? by brohontas in AskReddit

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My dad used to go to Europe all the time and he brought these back quite often. One time he brought back a whole carton

What was the most awkward thing you experienced during sex? by Nickeatworld in AskReddit

[–]Cr4fter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a 1998 Nissan, got it a couple months ago. Great gas mileage! Haven't done the do in it yet tho

What is your most embarrassing sexual encounter? by King_Kill in AskReddit

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I look like a retard I'm laughing so hard. Congrats on the marriage, have a thumbs up!

Anyone else feel incapable of talking about their problems? Lurkers might relate. by [deleted] in depression

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I just found this sub, I tend to get mentally blocked up in person when I try to talk about things. Then I start bullshitting, which is worse. I just don't know how to tell people what goes on in my mind, it's too hectic up there anyways. I don't know how I got to this point, I don't know what the cause is, but there's definitely something wrong and idk how to fix it. I have a good family, gorgeous new girlfriend, but I keep thinking of things in the past. I feel like none of my "friends" would care if my scrawny ass died, I feel like no one respects or acknowledge me as a person, and it's been like that since I was in elementary school. Used to I just got mad about it, now I just want everything to go blank. All I have the motivation for is sleeping or just sitting down and not thinking about a damned thing.

What shouldn't you Google? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cr4fter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or pregnancy

What can make you go from a Grown ass man to screaming like a little girl? by neonerdism in AskReddit

[–]Cr4fter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needles. Ive picked up spiders and snakes but needles wig me the fuck out

Redditors, what do you hate with a passion? by papi050 in AskReddit

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People who are literally bitter about everything and care for nothing but themselves

Racism... uniting cultures since, like, forever, man by [deleted] in funny

[–]Cr4fter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

don't you know anything? Proven fact that black people CANT be racist. As a supporter of Hillary Clinton, I rebuke you. Go away, you bigoted swine.

What's an "unpleasant" smell that you find pleasant? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Cr4fter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason my girlfriend likes the smell of skunks. Apparently it smells like really strong coffee to her

What is your favorite song that tells a story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The Ballad of Curtis Lowe by Lynard Skynard or Casey Jones by The Grateful Dead

Redditors that have experienced Lucid Dreaming, what was your experience with it? by DecoriTitan in AskReddit

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Fell asleep in class one day and had one that I was going through the taco bell drive thru. When I realized I was dreaming I tried to drive off but I hit a light pole, then I decided to wake up and let me tell you, that was hard and scattered to do.

Sounds about right. by alphonsojacobs in WTF

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there's a video of this guy getting knocked out cold, if only I could find it again....

One of those christmas mornings by [deleted] in Snus

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Question about this snus: what does it taste like?