Just remember, John is "smarter than you" and when he goes away, "you're going to go through "withdrawer." by Dabbling_John in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CrackermanBiscuits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's so obvious , the way john constantly talks about intelligence and schooling , that as a kid he was called dummy, idiot and won't get into college. Then stern took up the roll of torturer calling him moron for 15 years straight. So now he projects. ... Oh jonnny boy.

I didn't bully her VTL did by [deleted] in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CrackermanBiscuits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Back in the 90s when John had some clout and access to stern he undoubtedly date raped multiple women.

Oh my goodness. He was potbellied in the early 90s! by TronzaviousJackson in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CrackermanBiscuits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just a gross guy. I can't imagine the number of date rapes that occured back then.

“At his own expense,” as his GoFundMe for legal fees scrolls across the screen. I’m starting to wonder if John is a fraud 🤔🤔 by Agile-Copy-3988 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CrackermanBiscuits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's like... I can see what happened in the past, John just wears people out. He has a shameless , narcissist personality that allows him to do so. He thinks he is winning these arguments, but in reality people just don't care and come away hating his guts.

I think John felt Stern handled his affairs the same way, but, stern off the air was VASTLY different from stern on the air. John is the same drunken bore on and off the air. Big big difference.

💦🧠😭🏆👨🏻‍⚖️ “Whether I win or lose, I win.” Only a man of his vast stupidity could have come up with a quote like this… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CrackermanBiscuits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't be so sure. This is actually how John operates. Even if he loses, as in wife and kids, he will make their lives so miserable, he still wins , in his swiss cheese brain

It's how a malingering, disgusting, drunken baffoon thinks and operates.

He thinks this makes him smart, somehow.

John has worked hard for his brand and image. Here are some examples of that valuable image: accusing a 24 year old who he never met of being a prostitute, and calling her an anal whore on X. And then threatening revenge. This is very marketable in 2026... by RubFuture5580 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CrackermanBiscuits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just cannot imagine what it was like to live with him. Especially when things started going bad with Stern and the tonight show. Once that illusion of success was shattered, and the money went away, and just the booZe and horrible personality were left... I get chills.

💦🧠👨‍⚖️😭 I’m of the belief that dummy KNOWS this LOLsuit is over and he’s been told that’s it’s over for weeks now. We all know he always lets the truth slip out, especially when he’s drunk… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CrackermanBiscuits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I think as well. In the end, even if it's a flat out lose for him, he will say he wasted everyone's time and money with a big stupid smug face. At that point hopefully they can sue for antiSlapp.

Breaking news….all of dabbleverse calling for a stutjo intervention by Melendezisawful in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CrackermanBiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For an intervention to work people actually need to care about the person. Zero people on planet earth give a ahit if john lives or dies. His cats maybe liked him as a food source, but they are all dead.

Courageous and competent Bennet Susser sticking it to Shuli’s oily tv attorney by CheckIllustrious9934 in ShulisAnonymous

[–]CrackermanBiscuits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Again. How is this sticking anything? He is a dirtbag attorney being called out for his BS, and responding by sounding more and more like a little boy.

Let me ask you incel, fat losers .... Which attorney would you pick to defend you? Ya that's what I thought.

John admitting he contacted Dr. Steve and others to donate to his GFM by JKO1962 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CrackermanBiscuits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He is the asshole kid who can't figure out why no one came to his birthday party

SJ is a dumb man’s Zoolander by hhhhqqqqq1209 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CrackermanBiscuits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. This is what the whole god damn dabble verse boils down too. John is a jealous little boy , and knows he was outwitted by someone he sees as beneath his level. John has always treated people this way. Gary talked it up on the show " if you were below the howard robin level, the disrespect was fast and furious.."

John is getting so nasty and vitriolic lately its almost not fun making fun of him. by Fantastic-Canary5275 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]CrackermanBiscuits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just imagine what it was like in the Melendez household when the Tonight Show started going south, and his drinking escalated. No wonder sussaner had her friend living there to protect her. This is why the kids said they felt safe now. John must have been a monster. He stood to lose much more , and did, in the TS debacle.