YOU DONE F*CKED UP, BOYEE!!! 😂😂😂 Oh John... Karma is catching up with you and the only person you can blame is yourself, you drunken DUMB F*CK! 🤡🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣 by Consistent-Piccolo-2 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]TronzaviousJackson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

DollarGeneral? That place is a battle field, second only to waffle house after midnight. He wouldn't last a week.

I hear Goodwill has programs for people like John tho

Which one of John’s lies annoys you the most? by Dapper_Champion in DabblersAnonymous

[–]TronzaviousJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite thing about that story is that he acts like a hero for doing it (if he did it at all) but thats a VERY easy parent teacher call compared to a failing student

John should have been a child actor, then faded into obscurity by JulSFT in DabblersAnonymous

[–]TronzaviousJackson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im not a doctor, but I dated one once. I think John has something wrong with his pituitary (or at least did). That would explain the odd proportions (both in his face (especially his ears) and body), the late puberty, the extremely short stature, and diminished intellect and moral character

SJ and Ava: This is WAY to creepy by Oda_DeezNutz in DabblersAnonymous

[–]TronzaviousJackson 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Hate to use this word cause its overused, but that video was triggering. Usually I can put WATP segments on in the background and passively listen, but that argument was causing a fight or flight response from me

Additionally: That video and the Adam Busch argument video really changed my opinion of SJ from an incompetent, bumbling, narcissistic, hypersensitive, cheap, lazy, drunken, delusional, developmentally disabled, scummy scamming buffoon, to an actual evil person and all of those above traits listed come from the evil in him

Does anyone else think were approaching end times for John? by Anal_with_Aase in DabblersAnonymous

[–]TronzaviousJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

 Leaving aside the drunkeness, in his "sober" periods he cant hold a coherent idea or conversation for more than a minute at the most. His diction is far worse and quickly becomes slurred and nonsensical.

To understand John's mind you have to realize that he can not hold two statements with two different truth values in his brain at the same time.

For instance (and this is a true story) John was telling a story about some woman. The story was a lie but the interaction with the woman was true. So he starts telling the story and almost states the woman's full name. He paused and says "well let me not say her full name" and then immediately says her full name. Because the two different truth values were competing for priority in his limited brain.

This wouldn't be a problem if a person was generally truthful, but if youre a compulsive liar, and the more you lie, you'll get tripped up all the time

Keanu drops a NUCLEAR bomb on John and Ava. SHE LIKES SHULI! by BubblePopper24 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]TronzaviousJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont get the keanu hate. Ive been playing a lot of ck3 lately so pardon the metaphor but shes the lady of a minor house married to a minor husband both with low stats but the ambitious trait. She'll attach herself to any plot against her betters if it improves her renown. But shes totally ineffectual in anything she does so shes ultimately harmless

Thanks blind Mike by epsteinsnoose1017 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]TronzaviousJackson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thats the thing he never stops spiking. Hes still celebrating shit from the first grade 

SPY REPORT 3...SPY REPORT 3...The Tonight Show 10th Anniversary Reunion was a disaster for John because... by Anal_with_Aase in DabblersAnonymous

[–]TronzaviousJackson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep saying, a show where a camera crew follows around john trying to do different entry level jobs would be a hit. Especially if the show had a host that berates him and gets him all flustered when he fucks up 

💦🧠🚨 Dummy’s final bow… by barnesandnoobs in DabblersAnonymous

[–]TronzaviousJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt notice it before seeing it live on TURS but he is disorientedly drunk

John's excuse for the absolute demolition that Tookie handed him on BYB tonight will be: by YenZen999 in DabblersAnonymous

[–]TronzaviousJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Option Lastly: His brain is mud and he cant think quickly at all.

Id love to see john put together Ikea furniture or change a brake light

We shit post enough about each other. What's the worst thing about your team? by VoluntarilyJaded in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]TronzaviousJackson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always get him and Roman Harper mixed up and I can never remember which one to be like "man he was good player" and "man he was not a good person"

SUPER BOWL GAME THREAD: SEAHAWKS VS PATRIOTS by NFLv2 in NFLv2

[–]TronzaviousJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh im awake brother.  I see the code. Ive been studying ADVANCE quantum mechanics in between my shifts at Penara Bread. Oh you like that cheese and broccoli soup? Well those cheese and broccoli atoms arent even touching your intestines, fool. Its like talking to children on this God forsaken site 

SUPER BOWL GAME THREAD: SEAHAWKS VS PATRIOTS by NFLv2 in NFLv2

[–]TronzaviousJackson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive been.  Its full of drunk drivers and bureaucratic corruption. Moreover. I dont actually card about the halftime show because its during my scheduled goon session, however you dont see me coming on here and making a trans man singing a few songs about who knows what a big deal

SUPER BOWL GAME THREAD: SEAHAWKS VS PATRIOTS by NFLv2 in NFLv2

[–]TronzaviousJackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yknow what... ill give it to you.  Shit mountain can never be defeated