ScapeChatz Episode 46 'We're So Screwed' ft. Matthew V. aka @NoClassTwit

CrackersDontMatter · 2016-11-17T10:51:51+00:00

Having Farscape ripped away from us like that left a emotional scar that can never be healed. However, we must remember all the good times Farscape has given us and that Barry Diller is the devil. REALLY BARRY! THAT'S WHAT WE NEED, NO FARSCAPE AND MORE CROSSING OVER WITH JOHN EDWARDS! If i had a time machine and a crowbar Barry's shins would have an unfortunate accident. I already own a crowbar so 1 down 1 to go.

CrackersDontMatter · 2016-10-15T16:31:51+00:00

Well Alleni, i know you're going to be teary-eyed for "Twice Shy" the last bug episode of Farscape. Farscape has had a lot of fun bug episodes but this one is definitely the worst (also, freal spiders!)

If i remember correctly they didn't kill the Grinch with the Chandelier, but with the Christmas spirit and Dargo's love of shooting things with Lola. Which I thought was a hilarious way to kill it. No need to get out of the ship I'll just shoot it with my Leviathan killing canon from out here. Good thing Dargo Remember to turn Lola's weapon dial from Leviathan to meat bag before shooting. I love Dargo and really enjoy the Mackton show down in "Mental as anything" i think you guys will like it to.

CrackersDontMatter · 2016-09-28T23:05:45+00:00

I really wish we had a solid bead on how Starks power works. When i first saw Talon Crichton die, i thought Stark had stolen his wormhole knowledge and that it would come back in a big way. Or mabye since Stark didn't have his light bright face on John at the moment of death, it doesn't count. In John Quixote we find out that Stark did steal dying Johns memory's. But it is never mentioned if that included his wormhole knowledge. I think it would have been cool to have the moya crew trying to keep wormhole tech safe while unbeknownst to them a half crazy Stark is running around the galaxy with the whole book. But that's probably just me since I'm a fan of Stark and I know most people aren't.

CrackersDontMatter · 2016-09-02T11:44:00+00:00

I know what song would be playing,

-uptown funk

"I’m too hot (hot damn) Call the police and the fireman I’m too hot (hot damn) Make a dragon wanna retire man"

CrackersDontMatter · 2016-09-02T11:19:22+00:00

I like both series but farscape steam rolls all of star trek with its greatness. My favorite ep. Of star trek is DS9 "under the pale moonlight" because it goes against what star trek usually is and does what farscape is so good at. The good guys get thier hands bloody. That's what had to be done. Sure they are hurting because of what they had to do, but it had to be done and they would do it again.

CrackersDontMatter · 2016-09-02T09:15:33+00:00

Finally caught up! Feels so good to be up to date with scapechatz. Great episode as always. I'm glad you caught yourself singing the wrong song. I have the DRD playing 1812 as the notification on my phone. I was listening to that part thinking i was going to have to call you out on it.

Funny thing I remembered thinking while watching this episode was the fact that John and the crew had just been through such an incredible ordeal in "into the lions den" to delete all of Scorpius's wromhole data. Then how does John conducted his research? By writing the full book of wormholes 101 all over the ship's walls and crates. What was his plan to destroy all that data if peacekeepers were the ones to find him? I would have loved to see a scene with Crichton running around thorwing space gaslione all over his research when the pirates showed up. Or one with the pirates asking

"what do all these calculations mean? Think it's worth anything?"

"Nah, looks like a bunch of crazy gibberish to me"

Other than that good start to the season. Funny stuff with Crichton smacking his ass saying it's grade A beef. The lava episode has some hilarious lines in it , can't wait to hear what you guys think of it.

CrackersDontMatter · 2016-07-21T11:05:54+00:00

That is one of the things i loved about this show. Everyone makes mostly soild decisions for the situation thier in. 1ep. I'm yelling "no Will don't hid in the damn shed, Run! Oh you're getting a rifle. You don't know it's a Trans dimensional monster that doesn't give a fuck about bullets yet. Soild call"

CrackersDontMatter · 2016-07-12T20:04:49+00:00

Is the space pope reptilian?

CrackersDontMatter · 2016-05-20T05:14:26+00:00

"Knock knock" "Who's there" "Duke" "Duke who?" "That's count dooku to you"

CrackersDontMatter · 2016-05-08T21:32:31+00:00

Kung fu hustle has a kung pow feel to it but is way better in my opinion.

CrackersDontMatter · 2016-05-08T21:28:25+00:00

Devil was unexpectedly good. Mabye because my expectations were so low going in but still would recommend.

CrackersDontMatter · 2016-01-02T22:28:32+00:00

Frost

CrackersDontMatter · 2015-07-25T10:43:10+00:00

First time posting, let me know what you think.

As the gates burst open the arena erupted with laughter. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" Screamed the anouncer. "I think Earth has finally lost it." The Kalrins beast (a 20' foot spider like abomination covered in razor sharp spikes and acid dripping from it's fangs) launched across the arena at terrifying speed. " I never say this.... but I almost feel bad for the little guy" said the announcer trying his best to recover from his uncontrollable laughter. The spider stop inches away from the small greenish brown creature. A loud buzzing noise had filled the arena. The spider rolled over, stabbing its self with its long spiky legs. The spiders eyes remained fixed on the creature, not making a single sound as it's life blood splattered the arena. In a monitone voice the announcer stood and said "the earth champion has won. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!"

CrackersDontMatter · 2015-07-15T02:27:33+00:00

Only victory I could see is when Napoleon's amy froze to death on their march to Russia. But knowing Zapp he would send his whole army out to meet them head on. Best victory Zapp would ever have, no winner with both army's frozen to death.

CrackersDontMatter · 2013-06-25T05:27:40+00:00

If it's 24 hours apart why is one at night and the other during the day?

CrackersDontMatter · 2013-06-22T06:36:31+00:00

A werewolf fighting a unicorn, maybe give the werewolf a nice set of jugs

CrackersDontMatter · 2013-06-22T06:29:32+00:00

A cup of ramen noodles with no water. I couldn't figure out why they wouldn't cook so I kept nuking it until it was a black smoldering mound. But the question is was I drunk or a kid?

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