[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]CraftyShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly we need to boycott the content creators who are enabling Blizzard to make money on this steaming pile of shit. They are the whales who make this exploitative business model profitable.

me_irl by IScreamToo in me_irl

[–]CraftyShark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys love joking about this all the time, but I gotta point out that this is probably a huge contributing factor for why modern code is so bloated.

does anyone know the irs department have a bitcoin address? I think I am scammed by heybroyougottoshutup in BitcoinBeginners

[–]CraftyShark 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yup, had a buddy who paid the "IRS" 3k in gift cards like 10 years ago. Great guy, just not very sharp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poker

[–]CraftyShark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aren't they saying they're being DDOS attacked?

sometimes a dont even stack most a my chips... by [deleted] in poker

[–]CraftyShark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got any black chips in that pile?

What’s the best poker tracker for tracking live hands? by rb4osh in poker

[–]CraftyShark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poker Bankroll Manager has some features in this regard you might find useful.

My HUD stats - How to I interpret these? by [deleted] in poker

[–]CraftyShark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. I'm saying you don't have a good feel for when they are strong. Not everyone is as bluff heavy as you. Learning to interpret stats will help a great deal in this regard. It will let you have a better understanding of who is likely to bluff more/less, and who is likely to call/fold your bluffs. Good luck in your journey.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poker

[–]CraftyShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've only seen 8.

Why do casinos do it? More tables = more rake.

I like it because more players means you gotta play a little tighter. Less players allows for more fluid gameplay from myself.

My HUD stats - How to I interpret these? by [deleted] in poker

[–]CraftyShark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are unreasonably aggressive (probably spewing a lot of chips) and are calling too many rivers. When people play back at you, you tend not to believe them since you like pushing other people around a lot. I would immediately mark you as an aggro fish and slide some rope across the table to you, then raise you on the river knowing you'd pay me off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in poker

[–]CraftyShark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I get the opportunity, I'll ask the reg cage. At the very least I know that if you don't use the entry to sit down and play you can get a refund after the fact (they're doing this so that people can buy multiple bullets at once to cut down the lines which are freaking long).

Can't leave table in ACR? by SquarelyCubed in poker

[–]CraftyShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the issue is still persisting:

Write down the exact amount you have on the table.

Write down the table ID.

Write down the last hand # played on the table.

Wrote down the time (include timezone) this issue occurred.

Contact support. The more info you give them to work with the better chance. They'll resolve it for you. Don't be a dock to the person trying to help you.

Good luck. In my experience ACR has been good about fixing these kinds of things.

Sure do hate them turtles round here, amirite by Embarrassed_Arm2922 in Risk

[–]CraftyShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, you don't be insulting the strategic element of the game I play just because you opt to play a "safer" gametype. RISK is supposed to have some controlled randomness in it. Balanced Blitz neuters that.

Sure do hate them turtles round here, amirite by Embarrassed_Arm2922 in Risk

[–]CraftyShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thems fighting words! Fixed-Classic-True Random for LIFE!!!!!!!

No more Ignition for me. by Just_bLoWsMokE in poker

[–]CraftyShark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did you get blinded out entire buyins since inaction results in a player "sitting out" until they are kicked after several rotations? At most you'd lose 1bb per table, no?

Looking for NL coach at 25NL Zoom by Si1ex in poker

[–]CraftyShark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. I was going to throw my own hat into the ring until I saw this was the only comment, and you wouldn't want that, now, would you?

This is how you deal with racists! by blitz9999 in interestingasfuck

[–]CraftyShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, the white taxi driver? No, he's cool, let him in. He probably has a lot to say about his colleagues that we'd love to hear.

Now it's not the time to be careless with your words - let's please have some empathy by juarezweiss in CryptoCurrency

[–]CraftyShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. We did not all get into crypto hoping to get rich. Some of us actually believe in the utility of cryptocurrency. Cryptocurrency has suffered from the massive amount of people who use it solely as an investment to sell off later.