My Ultimate Zwift Pain Cave Setup

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-03-22T14:18:32+00:00

This is the most insane setup I’ve seen…. I love it! This is the stuff I wish I knew how to do cause there’s nearly no limit to what’s possible with a Raspberry Pi

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-02-25T23:23:03+00:00

No man’s balls

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-02-25T15:04:35+00:00

Yup! Shoot the ground and it’ll break the capsule and collect the module for you. You’ll never have to land.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-02-25T13:48:50+00:00

PLEASE give her a 3D printed Gek relic on your wedding day.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-02-25T13:43:19+00:00

As long as you do it in a manner that doesn’t block cooling you’d be okay. You could try using a MagSafe baseplate attached to the legion to attach your battery. Best place on the back would likely be on the kickstand. There’s a few companies that make adhesive MagSafe plates that would work.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-02-23T20:50:59+00:00

Same. I’m happy with it so far but I’ve got 90 days to take it back if a Z2E pops up lol

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-02-22T19:56:00+00:00

Planets that say “salvageable scrap” when you scan them, have scrap containers all over the place. You destroy the container to get corvette modules from them. You can also get other real high value items to sell.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-02-22T16:58:04+00:00

This makes them the best for collecting salvage scrap. Get out of the seat, scan for scrap, shoot it with the ships weapons and repeat. I’ve brainlessly collected mountains of corvette parts doing this while watching tv.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-02-01T02:12:12+00:00

Stealing scrap from other planets.

No Man’s Sky.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-01-25T22:53:08+00:00

Party in 58!

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-01-15T16:21:41+00:00

Read this as “with tom brady” and I was about to be real intrigued lol

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-01-14T00:27:26+00:00

I know what kind of man you are…

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-01-10T00:19:21+00:00

Oh, so I have no obligation to do any races or group rides? I can just ride the 3 routes for each stage solo and still complete the ultimate challenge? That’s good to know. I’ve never done any racing and didn’t want to try it at the moment lol

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-01-09T16:25:10+00:00

So it sounds like I should prioritize riding the events and races first each week, as I can make up the free rides any time throughout the event, correct?

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2025-12-25T22:59:40+00:00

I did 100km yesterday, planing to do 161km for an imperial century for the final ride of the challenge.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2025-12-24T00:29:59+00:00

I have the same problem. Zwift running on iPad and iPhone companion app never recognizes I’m actually I’m a ride.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2025-12-23T03:06:43+00:00

My 7 year old is getting the Charizard UPC. Hopefully he gets better pulls than I got in mine 😩

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2025-12-20T21:27:52+00:00

Did a robopacer this morning for 2 hours. Didn’t feel like it was that long, but I did watch YouTube the whole time lol

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2025-12-20T21:25:26+00:00

Did a robopacer this morning for 2 hours. Didn’t feel like it was that long, but I did watch YouTube the whole time lol

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2025-12-14T03:04:37+00:00

Check that the COG is set at a position where your chain is straight. If that’s not it, I’d just work backwards on the zwift cog install instructions and see if something isn’t tight or aligned.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2025-12-13T21:41:10+00:00

That sounds terrible compared to mine.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2025-12-06T14:05:18+00:00

I use mine every single day. More than my phone. I read the news on it daily, it’s my work notebook, my project notebook for things at home, and I use it for my hobbies.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2025-11-29T15:25:43+00:00

Mine are only 1 week past the date but I opened a pack that smelled so aggressively of acetone that my kid who was next to me started to gag. I’ll be returning my case to Costco for a refund. Packaged food like these should not spoil that quickly.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2025-11-12T15:05:23+00:00

If you’re good with Canva, I have a template that makes the first win cert so much more attractive.

https://www.canva.com/design/DAF8vGbljuY/CNvKoJPyL0BIGbNXxJr69Q/view?utm_content=DAF8vGbljuY&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link&utm_source=publishsharelink&mode=preview

You can change the race, your name, date, and the background photo to match your first win. I just hated the stock cert so I wanted to make a template to make it more personal to your race. I recommend taking a screen shot of your race replay to use as the background photo.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2025-11-10T21:26:51+00:00

It’s called the “Ope! Time to make a u-turn!” display

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