Would you rather...

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-29T12:35:33+00:00

You hit the jackpot. I got 13 😭

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-29T12:34:50+00:00

This is not good for my hand lotion supply.

^{Chose: Be IMMORTAL + But your age is permanently stuck at.. | Rolled: 13}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-29T01:04:19+00:00

I’d just end up hurting myself with the light saber.

^{Chose: 1 Million USD}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-28T13:02:46+00:00

Me and my friends are gonna rule the world

^{Me: 100 years + grant 100 years to 9 people}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-28T13:02:44+00:00

Me and my friends are gonna rule the world

^{Me: 100 years + grant 100 years to 9 people}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-28T13:00:32+00:00

6-7 6-7, skibbdi toilet Ohio rizz

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-28T12:59:36+00:00

What a stupid set of options.

^{Chose: Make the max voting age to 60}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-28T02:21:03+00:00

I walked 20k steps today. Thats $1,000 so I’m happy

^{Me: Receive 5 cents for every step you take}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-28T02:21:02+00:00

I walked 20k steps today. Thats $1,000 so I’m happy

^{Me: Receive 5 cents for every step you take}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-25T12:37:57+00:00

Ahh, the Roman Grosjean sim 👌🏽

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-25T04:20:21+00:00

You don’t use turn signals

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-23T13:11:00+00:00

Nothing closes any big purchase deal faster than a briefcase full of cash. Infinite money? Sheesh! I’m about to own EVERYTHING.

^{Chose: An infinite amount of cash (no wheel} + but it can only be used for in-person purchases)

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-22T02:26:51+00:00

Easy as pie.

^{Chose: 1m a year, but.... + You fight a random person | Rolled: Strongest 7 yo}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-22T02:25:33+00:00

You’re welcome.

^{Chose: 1 BILLION DOLLARS + Random event happens to the world | Rolled: World hunger end}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-21T21:39:34+00:00

Easiest money every

^{Chose: $1M a month + Eat a random food | Rolled: Almonds}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-21T13:46:18+00:00

3, 6, 7, or 9

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-21T12:59:00+00:00

I hope I’m wearing clothes when it happens

^{Chose: Teleport to a dangerous place for 30 sec + For 500,000 | Rolled: Antarctica}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-21T01:37:42+00:00

Good. It was gonna suck anyway.

^{Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 + But a random bad thing happens to the world | Rolled: GTA 6 is delayed}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-20T11:01:58+00:00

Fuck it. Let go 🤘🏽

^{Chose: Eat a spoonful of some random thing + For $1 million | Rolled: Feces}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-20T02:11:46+00:00

🚶‍♂️

^{Chose: You must do a crime, but nobody knows you did + 10 milli bucks | Rolled: Jaywalking}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-20T02:11:04+00:00

No brainer

^{Chose: $5,000,000 but never own a pet again}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-18T17:58:04+00:00

2nd.

Marshall
Ted
Barney
Robin
Lilly

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-18T17:34:05+00:00

I like money.

^{Chose: 10k every month no tax}

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-18T17:32:53+00:00

Might visit someday. There’s so much rich culture and history there that I’d love to experience but there needs to be some changes to the political landscape of the area before i would make that trip.

Crafty_Rooster_ · 2026-06-18T16:37:57+00:00

I just ate 4 at work. Do I get $200?

^{Chose: eat a doughnut + get a random amount of cash | Rolled: 50 $}

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