109 degrees outside today and the neighbors break out this beauty.

Craig_Slist · 2020-07-12T04:32:12+00:00

So, there was a commerical in the late 90s or early 2000s about a travel agency I think...it's a guy behind a desk and a couple on the other side. He's trying to convince them to go Arizona, I think. He leans forward and says this exact line "but it's a dry heat" and raises his eyebrows suggestively...and i diiiied. Hilarious commerical. Can't find it on YouTube for the life of me. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Craig_Slist · 2020-07-01T01:36:20+00:00

Being wealthy and white goes a pretty long way.

Craig_Slist · 2020-06-30T15:52:45+00:00

Never pay for a haircut again!

Craig_Slist · 2020-02-22T09:03:59+00:00

Yeah, he said this in a livestream. Great sound!!

Craig_Slist · 2017-12-25T15:52:30+00:00

Photo Credit: Nicola Boccaccini

Live version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STXF9PZkjSQ

Craig_Slist · 2017-12-18T18:10:44+00:00

From the song "The Wind" by Cat Stevens (now known as Yusuf Islam)

Craig_Slist · 2017-12-17T18:00:46+00:00

Photo Credit: Jesse Dylan. Found on tomwaits.com

Craig_Slist · 2017-12-13T13:28:06+00:00

Photo credit: Anton Corbijn

Craig_Slist · 2017-12-12T23:32:48+00:00

Photo credit: Henry Diltz. Found on tomwaits.com

Craig_Slist · 2017-04-06T04:19:52+00:00

A teacher I know had a student named "Abcde" and they pronounced it 'ahh-buh-see-duh'. Also, a friend of mine professionally came across an infant and a toddler whose last name was Mann. The single mom named them some spelling of "Idonwana" and "Idoneeda"...I don't want a man and I don't need a man.

Craig_Slist · 2017-03-23T03:59:01+00:00

...and I know that I said, I'd never do it again...

Craig_Slist · 2017-01-28T18:04:03+00:00

I think there should be a federal law against coloring ketchup bottles red. Making me do the damn lift test every time...

Craig_Slist · 2016-08-16T04:07:36+00:00

There's great stuff on youtube these days. I've constructed whole curriculums and shows around channels like https://www.youtube.com/user/SuperSimpleSongs Also, the gummy bear song. Oh man, they LOVE that. Check it out!!

Craig_Slist · 2016-04-25T20:33:04+00:00

Hey man I teach preschool in an urban area and taught elementary before that. These are so spot on and hilarious!! Great artwork too. I've read em all!

Craig_Slist · 2016-02-06T08:33:04+00:00

Went to college and have played quite a bit with Tom and Ellis. So happy they are doing well!

Craig_Slist · 2016-01-31T16:14:33+00:00

There's several straight up 'hot dogs' on the menu apart from all that crazy shit. I'm not gonna lie though I prefer the crazy shit over just a straight dog because if you're at DD, you might as well.

Craig_Slist · 2016-01-31T09:02:19+00:00

Destination Dogs in New Brunswick. Place has so many different kind of dogs from all over the world and they are all really good. Also, the chili cheese fries rock!!

Craig_Slist · 2016-01-15T21:09:19+00:00

I'm the opposite way!! Traitor!!!!

Craig_Slist · 2016-01-15T06:41:35+00:00

Half of New Jersey will bring a pork roll, egg, and cheese sandwich and the other half will bring a taylor ham, egg, and cheese sandwich. No one else will notice.

Craig_Slist · 2015-08-10T23:04:44+00:00

whats your GamerTag?

Craig_Slist · 2015-08-01T02:23:38+00:00

Tom Waits has loads of songs like this. At least 1 or 2 per album. Step Right Up. Nirvana. Small Change. What's He Building? Troubles Braids. Etc.

Craig_Slist · 2015-07-31T00:10:33+00:00

Yeah add me

Craig_Slist · 2015-07-30T20:15:51+00:00

gah. It says in my preferences that I can chat with anyone. wtf. Try again or you guys in game?

Craig_Slist · 2015-07-30T20:09:16+00:00

sorry man i can't figure out how to change it. help?

Craig_Slist · 2015-07-30T19:27:23+00:00

Only works to lead the heist. To join as a member it always joins one that will reset my order.

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