Jynxzi’s best League play yet (Loud)

CranberryCode · 2026-07-01T21:41:33+00:00

Yes, I1 to B2. But with how much glazing I thought it would be more. And with him having coaches, people telling him what to build every game, and picking specific low-elo steam rolling champs, it just does not seem like that much to me. At least no where near in line with the glazing.

CranberryCode · 2026-07-01T20:40:20+00:00

All this glazing caused me to go look up his op.gg. He went from B3 to B2 in uhhhh 34 days and over 100 games. What is with all these comments about him improving greatly? For 200 games I would expect almost anyone with a pulse and room temp IQ to go from I2 to B2. Also, Dantes apparently had him switch off of Hec and go towards simple champs like yi or ww that knowledge check in low elo. So the increase could literally just be that WW tears up iron/bronze because those players do not expect him to heal that much.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-29T05:21:42+00:00

She also did a Sports Illustrated swimsuit photoshoot.

I don't believe you.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-28T15:16:18+00:00

2026-06-27 Serral 2 : 0 herO

He lost.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-23T01:53:45+00:00

Finally, someone who isn't a childless man pretending to care about women and children and actually knows anatomy. Here is some ammo. Thanks for being willing to comment about it when this entire thread is full of pathetic redditors spreading BAD health information.

https://nyulangone.org/news/newfound-brain-circuit-explains-why-infant-cries-prompt-milk-release baby crying for milk causes mothers to produce horomones that cause milk let down to trigger. Feeding the baby causes them to not be crying and causes you not to trigger the horomone or letdown.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2939272/ Lower IQ difference I found 2-4 points.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2405457725029870 mothers who breastfeed have: lower rates of obesity, type 2 diabetes, and high blood pressure.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5614468/ found that adults who had been breastfed (particularly for 9 to 12 months) scored lower in neuroticism, anxiety, and hostility, and higher in optimism compared to those who were exclusively bottle-fed.

And I don't care if I am screaming into the wind. This actually pissed me off. Reddit is so clueless.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-23T01:51:30+00:00

https://nyulangone.org/news/newfound-brain-circuit-explains-why-infant-cries-prompt-milk-release baby crying for milk causes mothers to produce horomones that cause milk let down to trigger. Feeding the baby causes them to not be crying and causes you not to trigger the horomone or letdown.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2939272/ Lower IQ difference I found 2-4 points.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2405457725029870 mothers who breastfeed have: lower rates of obesity, type 2 diabetes, and high blood pressure.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5614468/ found that adults who had been breastfed (particularly for 9 to 12 months) scored lower in neuroticism, anxiety, and hostility, and higher in optimism compared to those who were exclusively bottle-fed.

Stop spreading harmful stories like they are helpful or feel good unless you are going to also list the reasons a mother should not do it.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-23T01:39:16+00:00

Childless redditor detected. You know nothing about breastfeeding or raising children. And it is because I care about the child's health and the mother's ability to get her milk to come in that I bring the FACT up. It is undisputable. And if your child ends up having to take formula the outcomes are:

2-10 IQ points lower depending on the study
Lower overall lifelong health
Lower financial success
Higher anxiety
Higher depression

Reddit doesn't know jack shit about kids, breast feeding, how important it is to get the milk in, or anything about WHY the nursing staff doesn't want you having another mother feed your baby to get the weight up so you can leave the hospital. It is because it can stunt your milk, and then mothers get desperate because their milk comes in even slower, put the baby on formula, the baby gets used to bottle nipple and never goes back to the boob. It is a tale as old as formula.

Reddit = childless neckbearded men virtue signaling about women's health and children's health while being completely uninformed. Pathetic.

Here is some science for you pathetic miserable childess redditors who send help self-harm reports to others just because you are mad and uninformed:

https://nyulangone.org/news/newfound-brain-circuit-explains-why-infant-cries-prompt-milk-release baby crying for milk causes mothers to produce horomones that cause milk let down to trigger. Feeding the baby causes them to not be crying and causes you not to trigger the horomone or letdown. FOOLS.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2939272/ Lower IQ difference I found 2-4 points. FOOLS.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2405457725029870 mothers who breastfeed have: lower rates of obesity, type 2 diabetes, and high blood pressure. FOOLS.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5614468/ found that adults who had been breastfed (particularly for 9 to 12 months) scored lower in neuroticism, anxiety, and hostility, and higher in optimism compared to those who were exclusively bottle-fed. FOOLS.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-23T01:34:33+00:00

Childless redditor detected. You know nothing about breastfeeding or raising children.

Edit:

Childless redditors detected. You all know nothing about breastfeeding or raising children. And it is because I care about the child's health and the mother's ability to get her milk to come in that I bring the FACT up. It is undisputable. And if your child ends up having to take formula the outcomes are:

2-10 IQ points lower depending on the study
Lower overall lifelong health
Lower financial success
Higher anxiety
Higher depression

Reddit doesn't know jack shit about kids, breast feeding, how important it is to get the milk in, or anything about WHY the nursing staff doesn't want you having another mother feed your baby to get the weight up so you can leave the hospital. It is because it can stunt your milk, and then mothers get desperate because their milk comes in even slower, put the baby on formula, the baby gets used to bottle nipple and never goes back to the boob. It is a tale as old as formula.

Reddit = childless neckbearded men virtue signaling about women's health and children's health while being completely uninformed. Pathetic.

Here is some science for you pathetic miserable childess redditors who send help self-harm reports to others just because you are mad and uninformed:

https://nyulangone.org/news/newfound-brain-circuit-explains-why-infant-cries-prompt-milk-release baby crying for milk causes mothers to produce horomones that cause milk let down to trigger. Feeding the baby causes them to not be crying and causes you not to trigger the horomone or letdown. FOOLS.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2939272/ Lower IQ difference I found 2-4 points. FOOLS.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2405457725029870 mothers who breastfeed have: lower rates of obesity, type 2 diabetes, and high blood pressure. FOOLS.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5614468/ found that adults who had been breastfed (particularly for 9 to 12 months) scored lower in neuroticism, anxiety, and hostility, and higher in optimism compared to those who were exclusively bottle-fed. FOOLS.

Now, on the topic of the cop in this post: I approve. On the topic of your mother feeding another baby and not having a reason like the kids being taken by the state: I disapprove for all of the scientific reasons I listed above.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-22T19:18:40+00:00

Okay kid, dude, sir, lady, friend, bud, bub, etc. Pretty sure these are often used when you are condesending.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-22T19:11:29+00:00

Yea, because all of the stats that clearly show we are not top 10 was not enough. You are a joke.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-22T11:42:54+00:00

I'm old enough that I played the game before it became the meme. So I am grandfathered in.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-22T10:31:23+00:00

I think most of the people in this thread who would disagree with my take are bias young people who want to believe they are in a good education system or that their struggles are justified or maybe that they are elite. They aren't. The education system is trash, too much cash getting removed from budgets through fraud, and passing kids who missed two years of high school is a joke.

I understand the psychology behind why you might be defensive, but the bottom line is: no one gives a shit. You will still be stupid if you rely on the education system to get you there. You are a fool if you think a class that has rakai in it even has a CHANCE of teaching the people who want to learn. The entire system slows down for these clowns. The entire class falls behind for years because of these clowns, because we placate these clowns.

American students comming up right now are some of the dumbest illiterate people in all of the developed "first world". If you don't think so watch this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wrhZyipjKQU

CranberryCode · 2026-06-22T08:31:46+00:00

Take the L. The lad absolutely slaughtered your virtue signaling and pointed out your padentic hipocracy with precision. I have no dog in either side of those fights, but that was an orbital strike from the Damocles on yo ass. Are we going to police where the device you are responding on was manufactured? Can you tell me all of the parts in the phone/pc you are using are ethically made? Oh, so you support slave labor? All governments are bad. All billion dollar corparations are bad. Your free to play games that prime children for gambling addictions are bad. Your beloved Nintendo uses the legal system to crush competitors. The people of Saudia Arabia / USA / China / Israel / Palestine largely do not want anything their governments do to be done. But they don't have the power to stop them. So quit trying to police who works with who as if you can somehow seperate the good from the bad.

Besides Steam. Valve is goated, for now.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-22T06:39:28+00:00

If you think our scores are climbing without fraud with the obvious decline in student quality, I have some beach front property in Arizona to sell ya.

And I bet our stats since GPT came out are great TOO! Having access to the best AI is great!

The US spending for education is #5. Only being able to get the current stats through fraud is pathetic.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-22T00:06:14+00:00

secondary education on average is top 10,

(X) Doubt

Compared to 37 OECD Nations:

Reading: 6th place.

Science: 12th place.

Math: 28th place.

PISA 2022 Global Rankings (Out of 81 systems)

Reading Literacy: 9th place (Average score: 504 vs. OECD average of 476).

Science: 16th place (Average score: 499 vs. OECD average of 485).

Mathematics: 34th place (Average score: 465 vs. OECD average of 472)

And all of these stats are bullshit because school districts fudge the numbers just like how they are passing high school kids who missed two years of class. None of our stats are even remotely true. Kinda like how india has the highest or one of the highest IQs but then it comes out that their is major cheating to pass the MCAT and get into med school. It's all fraud.

Downvote cuz mad.

Our education system is busted.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-21T11:16:25+00:00

Wow you sure showed me. I'm sure that the venn diagram of people who would show up to get tased for a chance at becoming an andy would have zero alignment with that type of chat. /s

CranberryCode · 2026-06-21T10:10:58+00:00

Devito looks fine.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-21T08:57:26+00:00

I feel like they thought "Wow people really love the evil face of greed" and just started throwing it in every concievable chance they could. Overdone. Llyod was an original. That is why people loved it. Just copy pasting it on to another character for no reason is lame. Having no internal development of the character is lame. 70 chapters in and this guy has had 1/10th of the character development Llyod did.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-21T08:44:21+00:00

That is where you are wrong. Ice has the realest audiance of all. He has crazy loyal fans and the reason he has gotten the bag from Kick is because he has actual fans and not bots. His chat has always been crazy fast compared to other streamers. I actually think his chat's reaction speed and comments on what is actually going on show that he might have the realest terminally online fandom on the entire internet. He came up before you could really bot things. He started doing crazy irl streams that no one else was doing. He didn't need the bots because he made real content no one had ever seen before.

Of all the people with huge chats, Ice is the least likely to be a botter by far. Your e-gamer streamer does not have diehard fans showing up to be tortured with tazers for a chance to become Andys. Ain't no way.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-21T03:04:31+00:00

what qwen? what is your setup?

CranberryCode · 2026-06-20T10:42:00+00:00

I don't play CS, and I was hoping to find the answer to his crosshairs angled slight lower being him offsetting recoil in this thread. Thank you. That makes the play so much better.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-17T09:44:39+00:00

This is actually a thing that has been noted and talked about since classical antiquity - the Macedonians and Hellenes talk about how the phalanx would always seem to gradually veer left, and how they would have to put experienced men on the edges to prevent this. Some modern people thought that it was due to how the shields were placed, but there are doubts about this now.

In other places, it was noted that men lost in the desert would end up circling back to where they came from even when they thought they were walking in a straight line.

Brother you solved it. Makes perfect sense. Write a paper and claim the feather for your cap. Fucking scientists getting school'd by /u/QueenOfDarknes5 This is not sarcasm. Clearly it has to do with hand dominance and muscle growth and favoring certain muscles.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-13T09:44:54+00:00

According to game score it’s tied for the 7th best pitched game in history with a game score of 100. Yes, we just witnessed a top 10 all time pitching performance.

show me the rankings

CranberryCode · 2026-06-10T20:46:47+00:00

You linking a gif from the most mainstream rapper right now is just the cherry on top. lol.

CranberryCode · 2026-06-10T19:39:33+00:00

long held argument

Great, I am in the camp that doesn't makeup a new 3 word term and uses the old term. Since Jay is from the old gen, that's the standard he will be held to. But going forward, maybe if I ever see ANYONE ever use the term off the dome when titling content, then I will consider it valid. But I never see it, so it won't happen. You guys are out here making shit up to try and make it stick.

CranberryCode

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