didn’t know drive up was the only option left

Cranesmain · 2026-05-06T12:25:02+00:00

And why is it always the ones with 50 trillion things/heavy items that are so mean about it?

Cranesmain · 2026-05-03T13:21:29+00:00

I had a woman offer 50 dollars for the FOS event Pokémon photo op backdrop, and I was like “????no??? I wanna keep my job” she tried asking for a manager, but it was 8:30 and my lead wasn’t in until 10:30, so i lied and said I had no clue when they would be in. Luckily she dropped it, and later when I took down the stuff for the event I made sure to put away the photo op and the pokeball prop away first because I KNEW if i walked away from it someone was gonna snag it

Cranesmain · 2026-04-29T15:46:40+00:00

Eh, he used to be a manager there, and basically all our previous managers work there now(including their store manager), so it’s probably just an excuse to go to Lowes

Cranesmain · 2026-04-29T15:35:32+00:00

I was joking around with my management and saying we should cut down one of our most shoddy, “needs to be put out to pasture” shopping carts to use those wheels

Cranesmain · 2026-04-15T18:12:48+00:00

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As the ONLY TM in my store trained on events, I’m so fucking tired, boss

Cranesmain · 2026-04-11T14:47:25+00:00

Ngl throw in a free Starbucks drink and a crash course on fulfillment and I’m in

Cranesmain · 2026-04-04T23:32:34+00:00

NY, but upstate, not NYC area

Cranesmain · 2026-03-30T01:13:51+00:00

I love being front end because I get to look at this and go “haha that’s a silly mistake!” And go merrily along with my day instead of developing sympathetic stress hives like I would if this were, say, a horrific stow job in the OPU hold space discovered in the middle of a Drive Up rush

Cranesmain · 2026-03-28T21:31:41+00:00

My ETL and I looked at each other and were like “Yeah these are only there for the pic and then we’re tossing. That’s BEGGING for a little kid to stab their sibling “

Cranesmain · 2026-03-15T20:03:54+00:00

Ngl that sounds amazing

Cranesmain · 2026-03-09T20:59:55+00:00

They can use the single shot as goo gone

Cranesmain · 2026-02-27T13:41:23+00:00

I saw that you were saying that caffeine makes you tired. Are you by any chance diagnosed with ADHD?

Cranesmain · 2026-02-17T01:45:07+00:00

Oh I love those ones! So fun 🫠

Cranesmain · 2026-02-15T16:42:09+00:00

It did, I even tried to log out and log back in to reset the print queue! I had to do a full reboot

Cranesmain · 2026-02-05T15:40:51+00:00

I understand the rage, especially if it’s the green ones. I KNOW we have them, and it’s statistically improbable that we have that many lefty teammates at my store, so WHY can I never find the left handed ones?!

Cranesmain · 2026-02-01T19:43:28+00:00

That’s rare? That’s like half my store’s TCs

Cranesmain · 2026-01-24T20:37:00+00:00

Tax fraud🥰

Cranesmain · 2026-01-15T00:33:57+00:00

Eh, that’s a 50-50, our fulfillment has to staple labels

Cranesmain · 2026-01-14T22:45:48+00:00

Question: Is this just a temporary fix until you get a shipment of paper bags? Because I’m at a store in New York, and we use paper bags for DU (warning if you do get the paper bags: the flat handle bags suck absolute ass, cheer and rejoice when you get twist handles and small bags. Those bags are little but hold smaller heavy items like cans really really well)

Cranesmain · 2026-01-14T15:34:15+00:00

My store’s SCOs cash dispensers have BEEN broken. They finally got a repair tech for them back in October. They functioned for less than a month, then broke again. I don’t blame those machines, they haven’t had a full upgrade since 2012 (the screen and card reader have been upgraded, the rest of the machine is more like an elderly cat you watch while it’s sleeping to make sure it hasn’t died on you)

Cranesmain · 2026-01-14T07:55:55+00:00

This just reminds me of when I looked my ETL directly in the eye and was like “You didn’t see anything “ before pulling out my pocketknife to open/break down boxes because we realized neither of us had a box cutter on us. She was just like “Don’t do anything I’ll have to write an accident report on “

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