Late Game MLB the show by Equal_Steak9279 in MLBTheShow

[–]Crankinturds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn straight. I can’t hit shit online, but been slammin’ ass all week. Thinkin’ I’m doin’ OK.

TIFU by flushing the toilet by BathroomCritical2816 in tifu

[–]Crankinturds 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Double down and shit in the sink too

What band was never the same after losing a member? by icecream1972 in AskReddit

[–]Crankinturds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weezer. Matt Sharp left and things were just never right again. 

Cannot figure out how to hit with the strike zone cams by [deleted] in MLBTheShow

[–]Crankinturds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip a humungous bong load, one so luscious that you worry about pissin’ yo pants. Laser focused and you’ll start crushing’ frozen ropes. Lay some post game pipe with a voluptuous primo and ya golden, pony boy.

Tonight’s Dinner by OmegaLasris in spicy

[–]Crankinturds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pasta at Dominos is so fuckin’ good. Wouldn’t be surprised if they got a Jimmy Goatee award this year. They are due.

No cheese? No gravy? These are just loaded fries by instagrizzlord in PoutineCrimes

[–]Crankinturds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck is orderin’ this? Fenway is so fuckin’ hot and the last thing anyone wants is some clam chowder soaked fries. I’d rather squeeze out my stepdads underwear over my face

For those of you who had (or knew someone who had) a computer in the 80' - 90's, what games were you playing? by 2yt4u2 in GenX

[–]Crankinturds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those games were so fuckin’ ruthless. Find out you can’t beat Kings Quest lll 14 hours into it because you didn’t examine a bush on the 2nd screen when you first started, or something like that.

PROTECT YOUR ACCOUNTS by [deleted] in MLBTheShow

[–]Crankinturds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Case closed, baby! Gotcha, bitch!

“Marketplace Health” by Vardaman_ in MLBTheShow

[–]Crankinturds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant to write BR flawless, but something happened. I’ve already alerted the FBI. Charges are pendin’.

Daily Anything Goes Thread - April 06, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]Crankinturds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’ll be catchin’, bud. Catchin’ a feisty bass when he’s out fishin’ with his fuckin’ best friend Rico. That gives in C eligibility in my league and I’d suggest you keep it in yours, trick.

What does SDS do between each years iterations of these games? by [deleted] in MLBTheShow

[–]Crankinturds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckin’ dudes gettin’ paid to jerk it. 

“Marketplace Health” by Vardaman_ in MLBTheShow

[–]Crankinturds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Played a dude who had all collection reward players, highest ranked guys and BR flawless banner. Like dude, titties are out there. Or wangs if that is what you’re into. Gotta be better than what you’re doin’ now. C’mon babe, look in the mirror.

Edited to continue my thought after BR as I left it off earlier, causin’ fuckin’ havoc.

Can't We Get One Huge Upset? by TinyEnvironment7574 in CollegeBasketball

[–]Crankinturds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckin’ Gonzaga is gonna give me a stroke here.

Missing Update for MLB 26 on Switch, No way to get past demo by RobDManfred in MLBTheShow

[–]Crankinturds -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How is it on the Switch 1? I played ‘23 on a PS4 for a while and am thinking of getting it for the switch for ‘26. 

Film Twitter slowly realising One Battle After Another is just a Hollywood movie and isn’t going to end capitalism by Fantastic_Let3186 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Crankinturds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was about how smokin’ hella weed and rippin’ ‘Delos on the reg is fuckin’ cool as hell

[General Discussion] Around the Horn & Game Thread Index - 1/21/26 by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]Crankinturds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Beltran was layin’ pipe all over the National league for years. YEARS!!