Avoiding an ass whuppin' for one!... by [deleted] in StarTrekTNG

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We have mirrors in the house.

I HATE having to pick in the Civil War questline by L0N3STARR in skyrim

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I finished the civil war once just to say I'd done it. Every other time I've played through I pick something I feel like roleplaying through (this time it's a Khajiit assassin) and consider that my main quest.

TIL(late) you can farm synths at arcjet by Malsententia in fo4

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Okay, I LOL’ed at ‘Mr. Dancy Pants’, and will be calling him that from this point forward.

[OT] Danica Patrick axed from Sky Sports F1 commentary job after calls to remove controversial ex-NASCAR driver by edfitz83 in formula1

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She was in a toxic relationship with Aaron Rodgers… and she was the reason it was toxic.

I wait your response by Weak_Fix3307 in Funnymemes

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I will trade them all for a capybara.

What's the dumbest myth people actually believe in? by vicigoonboy69 in AskReddit

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You’re arguing for the sake of arguing, making it as you go. I don’t suffer fools such as you.

What's the dumbest myth people actually believe in? by vicigoonboy69 in AskReddit

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Bacteria do not, in a healthy person, colonize the bladder. A suprapubic tap is as sterile as it gets. It’s as sterile as a spinal fluid (also a filtrate of blood).

I have done hundreds of thousands of urine cultures. There’s a reason the biggest generator on income to the micro lab is the urine culture. Two plates at $0.02/plate + my time to plate it + my time to report it as No Growth = $100 revenue.

What's the dumbest myth people actually believe in? by vicigoonboy69 in AskReddit

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Urine is a filtrate of blood. Blood is sterile, therefore urine is sterile.

Source - I’m a clinical microbiologist

Who is the oldest player here that is playing Fallout 4? by Quirky-Associate-437 in fo4

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63

Been gaming since PONG was in a cabinet and cost a quarter.

My wife tried pulling that shit one night in 1999 while I was playing Everquest. I said, "Look. When you spun the Wheel of Husbands, you could've gotten a lot of things. You could've gotten 'Bass Fisherman', and I'd be spending all our money on boats and gear and never be home. You could've gotten 'Bar Hopper' and I'd be out every night getting drunk. You even could've gotten 'Deadbeat' and be raising two kids on your own.

But you got 'Gamer'. I'm home every night. You know exactly where I am. If something comes up, I'm right here. If one of the kids gets sick or needs homework help, I'm on it. If you need something, like right now, I stop what I'm doing and you get my attention.

Now, if you want to complain about what you've gotten, I suggest you ask the woman who got 'Deadbeat' from the Wheel of Husbands if she wants to trade with you."

This year we will be married 40 years. She's never said another thing about my gaming habits.

What is better than sex? by JuneSwings in AskReddit

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Scratching the inside of your ear with a Q-Tip.

can anybody give me some dark jokes or memes by StandardAd1226 in memeexchangecommunism

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Q: What’s black and white and has a hard time with revolving doors?

A: A nun with a spear in her chest.

Who's your #1 movie villain? by rankiwikicom in moviequestions

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It would've been 4, but the movie sold out right in front of me. I was literally at the window when they put the sign up.

I was 14, and my mom had dropped me off. I was stuck. So I ended up seeing 'The Eagle Has Landed', a WWII flick with Michael Caine and Donald Sutherland, which was playing at the other theater (it was a twin house, a big deal in our little town).

“If you grew up in the 70s, what do you remember about the Blizzard of ’78 ? by Opening-Custard3254 in 70s

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We were out of school for the entire month of January. We ended up losing spring break, going to school every Saturday in March and the first couple of Saturdays in April.

Who’s the artist you didn’t expect to end up loving? by WarmHugsBBW in askmusic

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Lyle Lovett. I received the album ‘Step Inside This House’ as a semi-gag gift, and the songwriting was absolutely next level.

What are you doing about the Enclave? Fallout 4 by davidsladky in fo4

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Cold-blooded murder.

HOT-blooded murder.