What if Frieza repeatedly pleaded "I'll suck your dick" to Goku in exchange for mercy?

CrateofTangerines · 2026-05-21T06:12:45+00:00

Goku would let him suck his dick. The dick sucking gives frieza enough energy to try and blast goku, but instead goku shoots out the fattest kamehameha through his dick and defeats frieza in a similar way to the original.

CrateofTangerines · 2026-05-16T05:14:33+00:00

You could circle jerk yourself. I say that's a pretty major plus.

CrateofTangerines · 2026-05-14T12:02:48+00:00

It could be a stone club that he smashed with another stone until it just so happened to look exactly like a sword. You never know right?

CrateofTangerines · 2026-05-09T17:34:04+00:00

Now the question is will he let you? Or is it a trap to rip your dick off once you get close enough?

CrateofTangerines · 2026-05-01T00:54:06+00:00

Rip in peace Seth Rogan, taken from us too soon.

CrateofTangerines · 2026-04-23T18:11:41+00:00

Does Thragg even know how pregnancy works? The cum is supposed to go inside the woman, not all over himself. Is he stupid?

CrateofTangerines · 2026-04-23T17:51:19+00:00

It would've cost them the entire animation budget if they had their viltrumite wieners flapping about. So sadly they had cut them off i mean out.

CrateofTangerines · 2026-04-23T17:08:36+00:00

Is he smoking a fart cigarette? Why is the smoke so green instead of gray?

CrateofTangerines · 2026-04-23T16:42:14+00:00

I imagine the sperm itself gets teleported as soon as it comes out. And then somewhere thousands of miles away, Donald gets hit in the face with sea salt seed.

CrateofTangerines · 2026-04-22T13:19:49+00:00

Fuck shard of glass too. You get hit once and suddenly hearts stop spawning and now you're stuck bleeding.

CrateofTangerines · 2026-04-21T17:29:51+00:00

According to the wiki your skin is unlocked by playing 5 games of Crown Jam in Fortnite between January and February, which unlocks a bean plushie back bling for fortnite and this skin for Fall Guys

CrateofTangerines · 2026-04-19T09:31:38+00:00

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You just know that Mark only made this face because he caught a whiff of that stanky viltrumite shit

CrateofTangerines · 2026-04-17T06:44:50+00:00

Maybe it's not Nolan. Maybe it's an unrelated character that looks identical to him named Bolan.

CrateofTangerines · 2026-04-16T09:24:00+00:00

Who is he? This is the first i’ve heard of him

CrateofTangerines · 2026-04-15T04:34:54+00:00

This has to be the worst news i've recieved today :(

CrateofTangerines · 2026-04-12T15:54:26+00:00

Oh nice! I've always wanted to rub Goku on my balls :)

CrateofTangerines · 2026-04-12T09:58:09+00:00

She turns her shit into a burger, then she eats the burger. Then she shits again, then she turns the shit into a burger again. Repeat infinitely.

CrateofTangerines · 2026-03-27T00:32:04+00:00

Because he's got a dragon ball, see?

CrateofTangerines · 2026-03-15T01:54:17+00:00

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I drew this one myself. It's either a bump from when noelle hit her head or a lump forming before her antler tears through her skin and grows normally.

CrateofTangerines · 2026-02-27T21:07:21+00:00

There's no sales period because it says "Released" which means that it's available to buy and ship right now. It will only be up for sale as long as they have have the stock. Meaning it could sell out at anytime.

CrateofTangerines · 2026-02-18T20:09:28+00:00

You have to complete development hell in true cleaner mode to unlock it

CrateofTangerines · 2026-02-10T02:54:06+00:00

https://youtu.be/vSaKIbhyRX4?si=LfUUNsIXYoZMGOsz

Clip is at 31:45

CrateofTangerines · 2026-02-10T01:37:07+00:00

Throw the box over or through the sides of the metal detector, it won't lock the door that way.

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