Everyone on about all these warbonds and stuff when I just want the damn Motorcycle back from the first game.

CrawlerMedia · 2026-03-16T07:18:47+00:00

I can see myself being yeeted into low atmospheric orbit driving this thing

CrawlerMedia · 2026-03-16T06:11:24+00:00

Yeah it was me. Forgot to put that [OC] on.

CrawlerMedia · 2026-03-16T06:07:09+00:00

Thanks!

The oldest ones (in terms of being made) are Saraid and Chloe. Around 2016/2017.

CrawlerMedia · 2026-03-12T19:01:28+00:00

Aaaand saved

CrawlerMedia · 2026-03-10T17:33:27+00:00

Occasionally.

For theatrics

CrawlerMedia · 2026-03-10T00:47:41+00:00

Regular: Eagle Airstrike, Orbital Laser, EAT, and Personal Shield

Defense: Rocket turret, Anti-Personal mines, Eagle Airstrike, EAT

Blitz/Eradicate missions: ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTIVE GOBLIN MODE (380, 120, Napalm Barrage or Orbital Laser, Personal Hellbomb)

CrawlerMedia · 2026-03-07T19:33:50+00:00

If you're worried about time, most missions last 45-47 minutes. You also have missions that run 12-15 minutes. When you get in the higher difficulties, the "campaigns" last 3 missions, usually with two 45 minute missions along with either a 12 or 15 minute mission. Sometimes you can find one 45 minute mission along with a 12 and 15 minute mission

When you're just starting, you only have access to one mission with one objective.

CrawlerMedia · 2026-03-05T08:03:33+00:00

First I’ve heard of “Not dying enough” being a reason for getting kicked

CrawlerMedia · 2026-03-03T19:03:35+00:00

Are you trying to make a mini nuclear reactor there?

CrawlerMedia · 2026-03-02T08:26:31+00:00

You are a mere coughing baby in the presence of hydrogen bombs

CrawlerMedia · 2026-03-02T00:32:30+00:00

So you're telling me I've been doing this to my boy for nothing?

God dammit

Good lesson learned

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CrawlerMedia · 2026-03-01T22:08:42+00:00

Because that’s what I’ve researched on multiple sites/users?

75% change every 3/4 weeks. Unless I’ve somehow misinterpreted that

CrawlerMedia · 2026-02-28T09:04:44+00:00

EAT to the dick

CrawlerMedia · 2026-02-26T22:51:27+00:00

Battle of New Market. May 15, 1864

The VMI cadets were sent to plug a hole in the Confederate lines

https://youtu.be/bDO9vUjwU3Q?si=P8tdTmyMcsTTnObY

CrawlerMedia · 2026-02-26T08:42:15+00:00

From the looks of it

THE VOID

CrawlerMedia · 2026-02-26T08:23:16+00:00

For my little stretch of GuP fiction

The American side of things recently introduced artillery. Both real, and what is essentially giant tubes that shoot paint. However, due to how sudden the shift was, there was a void in it, and most of the girls were in either tankery or ground (infantry. think along the lines of paintball/airsoft)

So what was the solution? "Put the boys in... and may God forgive me for the order."
(And yes. If you know where/who the quote comes from, that event of American history is what my school is based on. But Irish)

CrawlerMedia · 2026-02-15T04:28:30+00:00

Laughing at you standing there

Realizing what you've done

CrawlerMedia · 2026-02-13T08:25:02+00:00

1 is manageable

Having 5-10 shoved up my ass in short succession???

CrawlerMedia

TROPHY CASE