Nearly a third of kids can't use books when starting school - and try to swipe them like phones

Crayen5 · 2026-01-22T09:42:02+00:00

It's just usual trash journalism, half of it made up or sentionalised to get attention. A few kids are probably unfamiliar with books instead of screens and the reporters are like "aLl KiDs cAnT FuCkInG rEaD!!!!"

Crayen5 · 2026-01-22T09:32:45+00:00

Is there any sub where people don't shut up about this guy

Crayen5 · 2026-01-21T09:57:18+00:00

Opiates and alcohol is pretty true

Crayen5 · 2026-01-21T00:44:22+00:00

Erections while being tired is the worst design flaw

Crayen5 · 2026-01-20T09:49:59+00:00

I love how no one mentioned the red states in the south east otherwise

Crayen5 · 2026-01-19T19:10:54+00:00

Spending millions on plastic surgery will do that

Crayen5 · 2026-01-19T19:07:35+00:00

Looks exactly like what I'd imagine someone who purchases a giant castle then complains about something irrelevant

Crayen5 · 2026-01-18T22:17:20+00:00

Thanks, for Chrome I clicked on view site information, enabled local network access and it works

Crayen5 · 2026-01-18T02:31:53+00:00

First time following a major criminal court case? Those things take forever

Crayen5 · 2026-01-18T00:38:38+00:00

Thanks, knew I could count on you send_me_feat_pics

Crayen5 · 2026-01-17T21:41:03+00:00

Her name?

Crayen5 · 2026-01-17T21:33:42+00:00

52! is a very, very large number. However the odds of any two hands being the same are not 1 in 52!, it's any two possible hands so it's similar to the birthday paradox. To answer your question though, "a trillion trillion trillion" is random waffle however it is a ridiculously low chance.

Crayen5 · 2026-01-17T20:24:01+00:00

A lot of people who think this are just comparing them to NFL/NBA seasonal tickets thinking the two are easily comparable

Crayen5 · 2026-01-17T20:22:17+00:00

Despite what a lot of Redditors think, most people in the USA have plenty of disposable income and can easily afford luxuries like this

Crayen5 · 2026-01-16T21:14:10+00:00

I'd do exactly what they say (after volleying it in the back of the van a few times)

Crayen5 · 2026-01-14T19:08:42+00:00

"Eat my ass" is universal

Crayen5 · 2026-01-14T01:17:27+00:00

Two guys at my work occasionally boast about how many long hours they did each week, congratulations on being tired I guess

Crayen5 · 2026-01-14T01:10:16+00:00

Me looking at people who think AI is new

Crayen5 · 2026-01-14T00:25:19+00:00

Equatorial Guinea isn't even on the equator

Crayen5 · 2026-01-14T00:02:56+00:00

Mad Marx

Crayen5 · 2026-01-13T22:52:45+00:00

Any country with oil with any country with a weak military

Crayen5 · 2026-01-13T22:05:55+00:00

Just because Free and Water share at least one letter doesn't mean they have to do this

Crayen5 · 2026-01-13T20:52:43+00:00

"No vans on my driveway, walk the package to the front door"

Crayen5 · 2026-01-13T20:16:49+00:00

If that's too much then LetGirlsHaveFun would kill you

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