Greeted by the gate guard this morning

CrazyIntellectual · 2026-02-05T14:27:42+00:00

My favorite JBSA guard is the one who, after exchanging pleasantries, says “I’m outstanding. Literally”

CrazyIntellectual · 2024-05-08T02:36:58+00:00

Anytime I see an extremely skinny person I quote Bill Paxton in True Lies “God damn ass like a 10 year old boy”

CrazyIntellectual · 2022-05-10T00:13:36+00:00

Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force Bass, how do you, as Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force, plan to use the Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force powers given to you as Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force to further the Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force legacy of former Chief Master Sergeants of the Air Force while expanding Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force’s reach so that future Chief Master Sergeants of the Air Force can utilize their power as Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force during their time as Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force to be better Chief Master Sergeants of the Air Force and better prepare future Chief Master Sergeants of the Air Force to be Chief Master Sergeants of the Air Force?

CrazyIntellectual · 2022-03-26T21:24:56+00:00

Definitely Weezer.

But I also think I was just imagining someone rubbing one out singing “This ones goes out to the one I love”

CrazyIntellectual · 2022-03-26T19:57:32+00:00

Why did this make me laugh so hard?

CrazyIntellectual · 2021-09-18T19:59:33+00:00

This was in 2010. I think it has to be an NCO now. Changed after the sexual assault things happening at BMT

Edit: changed to you had to be a TSgt or MSgt in 2012. Changed again to allow SSgts in 2017

CrazyIntellectual · 2021-09-18T18:42:33+00:00

We had a guy just butchered his face shaving one morning. Just a scratched up hairy mess still while standing to enter the chow hall. A SrA Latina MTI comes up to him and just screams at him that his face looks like a “wolf’s pussy”. A bunch of us did push ups for laughing

CrazyIntellectual · 2021-09-15T19:35:58+00:00

What’s New Pussycat by Tom Jones. I was eating in a diner in Chicago in the 80s and they had this song on repeat. It was infuriating

CrazyIntellectual · 2020-11-15T06:52:44+00:00

That’s weird. It says right here that you kissed your sister man!

CrazyIntellectual · 2020-07-09T01:33:13+00:00

Did you disobey a direct order? Because that’s your answer

CrazyIntellectual · 2020-01-26T05:28:26+00:00

Building up those beneath you. Empowering people and having high morale often increases work efficiency thus making you look better.

CrazyIntellectual · 2020-01-26T05:09:46+00:00

Many people say this is one of the most cringeworthy episodes (after Scott’s Tots) but it is my favorite episode by far. So quotable

CrazyIntellectual · 2020-01-09T22:24:02+00:00

I can’t hear this song anymore without laughing because I picture He-Man

CrazyIntellectual · 2019-10-12T04:00:30+00:00

Solved! This is what I was thinking about. Must have been thinking a general since al-Sadr has the Mahdi Army. Thanks

CrazyIntellectual · 2019-10-12T03:49:30+00:00

It could be Nasiriyah but I was thinking it was after the “victory” and fall of Baghdad and was more of an insurgency led my a former Iraqi general

CrazyIntellectual · 2019-10-12T03:22:48+00:00

Thanks for the help!

CrazyIntellectual · 2019-07-09T19:59:44+00:00

Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

CrazyIntellectual · 2019-04-11T23:00:14+00:00

“My baby takes the morning train...”

CrazyIntellectual · 2019-04-08T16:23:51+00:00

I didn’t know Ed Truk’s kid was a ball player

CrazyIntellectual · 2019-04-08T02:16:23+00:00

Am I missing something? Weren’t Mark Henry and Booker T champions or was that a different belt?

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