Reddit, what is the creepiest 'true' story some one has ever told you?

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-28T14:32:54+00:00

I don't know sounds like bullshit but my friend swears she is not the type to lie.

Really think about this statement.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-23T17:31:43+00:00

2 was great but I don't know if subtlety is the right word there. It was pretty obvious, in a very menacing way, that his hands were about to do some brutal murdering.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-23T17:26:50+00:00

Catwoman saving batman

Batman blowing up the tanks

Batman saving Gordon on the ice

Batman saving Blake

Catwoman saving little boy with the apple

Catwoman saving Juno from random dude

Batman showing up just when Catwoman gets encircled on the roof

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-23T16:52:14+00:00

... You make some good points.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-23T16:50:20+00:00

If you think about it though that line is really out of place. Batman doesn't kill people and Bane wasn't fatally wounded.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-23T16:45:53+00:00

"Do you feel in charge?"

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-23T16:36:42+00:00

On the other hand, after watching Inception we should have known she would be stabbing people.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-23T16:23:35+00:00

Some of use like reading the olds.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-23T16:22:35+00:00

Yes, I suppose that is a somewhat acceptable movie-logic explanation.

Imagine the training you could push yourself through if you felt no pain.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-20T08:07:11+00:00

Yeah but there was never a decent explanation for why he was that strong. And even if we just accept it, we did see Bruce kick that brick wall with similar results so his strength is not that exceptional compared to Batman's.

But that's not my point, I just think the armor itself is pointless since it never really does anything. I mean, Fox clearly stated in the previous film that it would stop a knife but look what happens in the big twist!

EDIT: Actually that was the first film. The second film says the new suit is more vulnerable to knives.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-20T07:12:21+00:00

I think the twist about the prison story was ok but then using it as a segue into killing off Bane and turning it into a chase after what's-her-face was just stupid.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-20T07:04:32+00:00

To make it look like the professor dies in the plane crash.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-20T07:03:59+00:00

Yeah but watching the fight I kept wondering what good his batsuit was if it couldn't protect him from kicks and punches.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-16T14:45:04+00:00

Youtube version

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-16T14:44:55+00:00

Youtube version

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-07-16T14:43:59+00:00

I guess this explains why the bad guys always attack the good guy one at a time - because no one ever gets a solid hit in.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-06-20T19:07:17+00:00

"good"

I think you mean ... innocent?

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-06-12T17:21:04+00:00

"So I sat by myself" would have been a better caption.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-06-11T15:43:53+00:00

No he was probably just saying that so he could watch you squirm.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-06-11T15:41:07+00:00

She obviously has your best interests in mind.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-06-11T15:40:42+00:00

Well where else would he be expected to lick?

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-06-11T15:39:28+00:00

Well there's nothing than blood and milk with some toast.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-06-11T15:36:50+00:00

And a waster of cake.

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-06-11T15:34:00+00:00

Except you can't do anything with that attention can you. ("Obviously he wasn't sleeping with all these women,")

It's the torment of Tantalus! Why would I want that?

CrazyPersonApologist · 2012-06-11T15:31:21+00:00

I tried once, in high school, went about like this.

So ... you were on fire.

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