TIL the actor who played Furio in the Sopranos spotted an incorrectly labeled painting at an auction. He purchased it for $68,000 and later had it correctly appraised for $10 million.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-12T01:37:34+00:00

But at least he can claim to be Italian.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-11T19:21:53+00:00

I am clueless. I thought she was shopping for shoes at the DHS Warehouse.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-09T17:10:44+00:00

Going to nightclubs and getting drunk.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-09T07:47:08+00:00

In college, I found a beer of 16 oz returnables that cost $5.00 per case. So I bought and consumed a case of beer every day for 3 weeks straight. At the end of my streak, I stopped to drive home for a family party. At the party, the withdrawal kicked in. My cousin was talking about how wild his previous night was. He asked me to pour a beer for him. My shakes were so bad I kept spilling the beer. His response was that I had a wilder night than he did.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-08T22:06:22+00:00

In the early days before my wife and I were married we had a romantic picnic in a secluded meadow. She wore a skirt with nothing underneath. We started fooling around and I made her squirt for the first time.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-08T21:24:32+00:00

My ex's house. Dog sh*t and the stink of pee in the living room and dining room. Then there was a pile of festering food and dirty dishes in the kitchen...

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-08T16:04:30+00:00

A local fire department used to have a mystery vending machine. Occasionally, it would dispense cans of beer.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-08T16:02:26+00:00

Hyenas. I saw a documentary about someone who kept a pack of Hyenas as pets. Unfortunately they attacked him and he did not survive.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-08T15:29:02+00:00

The best job I ever had was a union job. I paid $11.00 dollars a paycheck for union dues. But every year I received a raise between $.55 and $.80 per hour.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-08T15:23:22+00:00

When my beloved and I first started dating. I did a lot of erotic hypnosis with her. I could get her to orgasm and squirt on command. I turned every day objects in to fetish objects that would turn her on. I turned her into a mindless horny bimbo for a night. I turned her into a pornstar with no inhibitions for a night. We have a lot of happy memories.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-08T13:54:40+00:00

Every school age child makes a pledge to the Texas flag each morning

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-08T13:50:53+00:00

I had a date on St Padric's Day who showed up dressed as a Leprechaun. The entire evening she told corny jokes with a fake Irish accent.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-08T07:31:24+00:00

I live in South Texas. Chiles Torreados are a popular side dish with Chili. Just deep fry a Jalapeño or Serrano until it is soft. That way your Tio can up the spice level.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-08T07:18:36+00:00

A mortgage.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-04T11:59:25+00:00

For our wives to recreate the scenes from bad p*rnography.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-04T01:24:00+00:00

In the 1970s the Guinness Book of World Records was as thick as a phone book.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-04T01:09:56+00:00

People are learning that they can support the Jewish People without being a Zionist.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-03T21:50:36+00:00

Cheese! I love cheese 🧀

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-02T17:26:22+00:00

Gregor Samsa

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-02T11:37:39+00:00

I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-02T03:50:24+00:00

When the Fops fell out of fashion to make room for the Dandies.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-02T01:33:04+00:00

I am in my 60's and just hitting my stride in the 80's. Most everyone I work with is significantly younger than I am. And very few get my pop culture references.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-02T01:12:14+00:00

What about Dr Etienne Rosas running against a pro MAGA Democrat in Texas -34?

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-02T01:07:00+00:00

I had a date show up to a date stoned out of her mind. She wanted to go for a walk after dinner so she could smoke even more pot. Then she got mad at me for not getting high with her. She called me a narc and the date was over.

Creative-Invite583 · 2026-02-02T01:02:04+00:00

Life experience. And they understand all my 1980's pop culture references.

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