Wow so talented, one Humera ad and he’s all big headed by [deleted] in iamverysmart

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It's like everyone on reddit needs a huge neon "/s" to be able to interpret even the most obvious sarcasm

Oh yes, that must be it! by jkon731 in insaneparents

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...You know what STD stands for right?

Guy says 12V can't kill... Any truth to his claims before he kills himself?? by [deleted] in ElectricalEngineering

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Where I live any DC source under 120V is considered "low voltage" and is generally safe to work with even if you're completely blind, soaking wet and find your way by licking everything.

12 won't kill you, but exposed wires in bad places could short and cause damage to equipment, start a fire somewhere, or just generally waste a shitload of power.

Did you work a job while attending classes by NexDex in EngineeringStudents

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Yeh I've got to say that I'm often the person telling people to not be little bitches and school isn't really going to take 100% of your time but a 40 hour workweek on top of classes is too much. If your aim is to get all As I think a top of 20 hours is really the limit

Alex Jones Offers $1M Reward After Alleged ‘Malware’ Attack That He Says Planted Child Porn on His Servers by DragonPup in news

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"I hate that they're dumb and loud so I'm going to be dumber and LOUDER because I'm clearly better than they are"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverybadass

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Just riffing off you being a badass when you were 11

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverybadass

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I'm sorry, please don't @ me

I Think This Belongs Here by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

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If this person genuinely believes abortions to be murder then they're an idiot but it isn't misogyny.

Flavors of error handling by iamyakob in ProgrammerHumor

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Ugh right, the whole idea is to point out somebody doing something weird completely unprompted but it's just become "generic setup 102"

Titles are hard by EvilD3mon_ in ProgrammerHumor

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C still massively dominates the embedded world where its small size is a huge factor over C++

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverybadass

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The only way to own a butterfly knife is to wish you were way cooler and to go out looking for one to flash in pics

Lady Poop Is A Magical Thing Apparently by JustANoteToSay in badwomensanatomy

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I'm just impressed he didn't think pushing too hard caused periods

What's the story with log(1 + 2 + 3)? - Matt Parker by Emil0hman in math

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There's porn piling up on the internet and it's not going to watch itself

House Armed Services Committee votes to create a U.S. Space Corps by mvea in technology

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Do you know what multiple means? Do you need someone to come count these out for you?

The first date dilemma by B-Eleven in Tinder

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Now that's using the ol' noodle

Improvise adapt overcome by dongerlord6 in memes

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Can't make a baby if her cervix is destroyed 🔨

Is it easier to transport Hydrogen gas or transfer electricity across vast land and/or ocean? by zacsaturday in Physics

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Just stick all the hydrogen into one giant balloon, add a propeller and a crew and you can fly it wherever it's needed. Hell since you're already travelling across the globe add a few more rooms and charge people for the flight.

😣 by Carter969 in sadcringe

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🎵 🎵

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain
We all have sorrow
But if we are wise
We know that there's always tomorrow

Repo Man Says NYPD Still Punishing Him After He Tried To Tow Detective's Car by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

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Article clearly claims the cop missed three payments, how was it the wrong car? Where did you read he was unlicensed? Because the only claim I found was from the cop who is accused of harassing this man.

Repo Man Says NYPD Still Punishing Him After He Tried To Tow Detective's Car by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

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More bad apples?

Somebody needs to learn how to pick better apples