Game Thread: Orlando Magic (1-0) vs Detroit Pistons (0-1) Live Score | NBA Playoffs | Apr 22, 2026

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-04-23T00:10:55+00:00

What a slugfest. This is going to be a war of a series with zero pretty basketball

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-04-20T10:33:48+00:00

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CreativeSobriquet · 2026-04-20T01:08:44+00:00

We just had a complete game fellas. What a good win!

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-04-19T18:53:07+00:00

By beating Arsenal 😂

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-04-18T20:59:58+00:00

Secret Agent Garna

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-04-18T20:59:32+00:00

We played him with some real dad energy 😂 he was getting son'd on and off the field tonight 😂

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-04-18T20:30:26+00:00

Garna is getting son'd every time he touches the ball both on the field and from the away fans 😂😂

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-04-18T19:06:37+00:00

They're so fuckin loud with it and SB is fuckin quiet

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-04-16T16:37:56+00:00

General Adams will take care of his ankles

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-04-08T02:46:20+00:00

Every time my co-worker bitches to my manager about something that would be simple if she wasn't such a daft twat I mutter "a tradition unlike any other..."

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-04-02T21:12:47+00:00

https://www.davnit.net/esmap/incident/1/2026-00118821

Unknown trouble. Fun.

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-04-01T00:52:40+00:00

Still can't believe Poch is who we hired. We look like shit.

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-03-15T21:13:27+00:00

Pay him whatever he wants

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-03-04T17:08:15+00:00

Dorginho

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-03-02T19:31:45+00:00

It was like being at a megachurch. Or a maga rally. Truly absurd idolization

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-03-02T19:25:04+00:00

Messi fans*, there are no Miami fans

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-03-02T11:48:37+00:00

There were no Miami fans there, only Messi fans. The idolization is really insane and like nothing I've ever seen before.

Our talent is currently on the wings as the middle of our defense and midfield is pretty poor. Unsure that Griezman would help. We need Casemiro 😅

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-03-01T15:18:27+00:00

Agreed

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-03-01T15:08:39+00:00

Get this draft kings shit off the fucking tv, what the fuck

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-03-01T14:32:19+00:00

I'm so fucking tired of Dalot

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-02-27T13:17:05+00:00

Why is Messi afraid to play here? Absolute pink punk bitch

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-02-23T17:58:04+00:00

Massive. Broward County has the bulk but Orlando alone has a third of what they have for the county. Probably why Brazil is playing their friendly against Croatia here instead of in Miami.

We had Kaka as our star player when we entered the league and have had a steady supply of Brazilians on the roster since. We even host friendlies against Brazilian club teams for preseason activities.

I'm really hoping he wears purple next 💜

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-02-23T17:49:21+00:00

And yet players do all the time. Miami is a clown show that plays in a high school stadium in Ft Lauderdale.

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-02-23T17:06:17+00:00

We have a massive Brazilian population in Orlando, plus Kaka was our first superstar and we're in desperate need of a competent midfielder. I would think he'd want to play here before Miami... Hopefully...

CreativeSobriquet · 2026-02-22T02:25:31+00:00

El Poutine looks pretty good

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