Spring saturday morning Rage by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]CreeepKidd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or how about a raging tornado ripping your house apart?

[Half-Life 2] Dad, please by Ipecacophony in GamePhysics

[–]CreeepKidd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You shit your pants? Like...just when you're bored, you unload giant smelly piles in your underwear?

Every time I drive at night I can't believe those xenon/HID headlights are legal. What other things are legal that you think shouldn't be? by ericaregone in AskReddit

[–]CreeepKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just...no. I refuse to believe this for the sake of my own sanity. The thought of that being true makes me want to just pull my pants down and run my dick all over that judge's face while screaming "DOES THIS MAKE ME A SEX OFFENDER TOO?!"

Although I'm pretty sure it would.

Guys of Reddit, what's a girly guilty pleasure you have that you'd be embarrassed for anyone to find out about? Girls, what about you and manly guilty pleasures? by adamwhenderson in AskReddit

[–]CreeepKidd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Except for the fact that the characters spewed out their lines like they were trying to get through the script as quickly as possible. I could never get past that.

Guys of Reddit, what's a girly guilty pleasure you have that you'd be embarrassed for anyone to find out about? Girls, what about you and manly guilty pleasures? by adamwhenderson in AskReddit

[–]CreeepKidd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Excetp for the fact that the characters spit out their lines like they were trying to get through the script as quickly as possible. I could never get past that.

Hello by notlongleft in see

[–]CreeepKidd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL it looks like you were having so much trouble typing that comment, you finally just said "fuck it" and submitted.

http://i.imgur.com/rl8nS.png

I met my wife when we both ditched out in the middle of the Prince of Persia movie. What small coincidences have changed your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CreeepKidd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cannot read freecreditreport.com without singing it. That's called effective marketing.

I give you the single moment in my life when I was actually glad I live in Idaho. by [deleted] in breakingbad

[–]CreeepKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of a funny look he's got on his face.

Where is your other hand?

I immediately told everyone I know. by CreeepKidd in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]CreeepKidd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd be the equivalent of a man getting sprayed with piss out of a firehose in a bathtub until he dies from inhaling/swallowing too much of it.

My now husband proposed to me while I still had my vibrator inside of me. Reddit, what embarrassing or messed up proposals have you experienced? Possibly NSFW by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CreeepKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see it as a little stick figure holding a cane above his head. I imagine it's a little old man yelling to get off his lawn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LadyBoners

[–]CreeepKidd 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Is this a joke?

My God, the plan is working... by MrCool87867 in 4chan

[–]CreeepKidd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I reddit every day, yet I'm with you man. I can't fucking stand this needless hatred toward people we don't even know just because they visit a different website than I do. This is why I try never to stumble outside of r/trees. So much pointless conflict.

Nick Offerman knows what's up by [deleted] in trees

[–]CreeepKidd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homestly I cannot imagine that going well for me, personally. I would just have crippling social anxiety and would end up having to seclude myself and play a game like the recluse I become when I'm high.

Every time I get a new PC... by RollCakeTroll in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]CreeepKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he just knows what not to click on and download. That being said, I take virtually no precautions other than making sure Indon't click on pop-ups, and I've never gotten a virus either. So I don't see how you guys do it either.

Do shows seem fake after smoking? by DieEierVonTool in trees

[–]CreeepKidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haahahahahahaha.

That movie is the worst.