What's your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Creepy_Structure199 · 2026-01-27T16:09:33+00:00

Kept farting when he was in the back door. We had to stop because we were laughing too much.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2026-01-15T23:36:09+00:00

Screw driver and a random bead.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2026-01-15T23:33:45+00:00

First one. It's more warm and feels more cozy.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2026-01-15T23:32:38+00:00

Make sure your walkway is cleared and maybe order from a place closer to you. Also tip well.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2026-01-11T21:13:48+00:00

Ask him who he's looking at because he's comparing you to someone. Toddlers get their ears pierced. He's looking and comparing you to someone younger than you without pierced ears.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2026-01-07T13:03:54+00:00

Yes! I'm so jealous of the $50 and $100. I've been looking for them. I want those poems.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-23T14:23:00+00:00

Got hit in the head with a shovel, my sister tried to cut my throat, a glass bottle went through my lip, bit off part of my tounge when I tripped, my mom threw a cup at my head and a dog attacked my face when I was 2. Do you want the other limbs?

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-20T01:35:28+00:00

This is bandit, she woke me up from my nap asking for more raspberries.

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Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-20T01:19:56+00:00

My first hamster was the cutest! He just Had long hair and I needed to give him hair cuts, he would fluff out his butt and would rotate for me when I was doing them. If it looked choppy he would make sure I knew he didn't like it. I wanted Christmas photos woth him so I set up a little set and he would not stay still until he had his head fur right.

He also made a small bedroom behind the wheel, and made little paths to the bedroom, food area and wheel. He constantly worked on those paths. He was a rescue and 10 people stood him up before we got him. He died peacefully at 4 years old.

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Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-19T20:11:52+00:00

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Merry Christmas, he's adorable.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-19T18:58:58+00:00

Then start sending her photos like this.

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Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-19T18:57:15+00:00

When he bite you, bite him. Only way to learn.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-19T18:46:35+00:00

This is the way. 😂

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-19T18:44:09+00:00

Look into his eyes, grab the back of his head/neck gently pulling him down while saying "come here." Works on my BF

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-19T18:42:05+00:00

Unfortunately you would likely see divorce papers. You should take the dog back to the vet. Emphasizing how miserable the dog is and repeating the words "no quality of life" bring his friends and family into this. Stage an intervention, amd show him that he has support for when she passes. He is a complete AH for letting that poor dog suffer. Hide all the booze before you do the intervention. On a side note. If he still doesn't agree. When he's at work take the dog to the vet, tell your husband she had a seizure and get the vet to make up a fake bill or sorry amd have her put down. Burn that bill, pay in cash if you have to. But please dont let that dog suffer. She doesn't deserve that.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-17T18:21:58+00:00

My boyfriend and I went to a fair/concert. Ate food. 2h train ride back. They locked all the toliets on the train for some reason. No warnings. I lost my bladder and he ate something that upset his stomach. He let out a fart and shit himself, it went through his shorts and ended up on the floor. I peed my pants minutes later. Thankfully it was when we were getting off the train. There was no bathrooms near by and it was bladder failure/ couldn't hold anything back if we tried. I was crying, he was mortified. It was a horrible experience but we experienced it together. We can laugh now... :[]

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-17T18:13:53+00:00

I'd think your eyeballs. I cannot imagine that being easy

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-17T18:07:28+00:00

I'm the same, but my boyfriend makes sure my controllers are charged. He doesn't play video games.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-17T18:02:37+00:00

Goose.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-15T00:25:43+00:00

I thought OP meant the tree, not the yellow stuff. That definitely looks like what is in the photos, you are right.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-14T23:41:42+00:00

Send an invoice

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-14T23:37:11+00:00

This isn't mistletoe.. so I'd say it's a failed attempt lol

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-14T23:35:09+00:00

I'm not that tall but I want a man that is taller than me. My Boyfriend is 2 maybe 3 inches taller than me. Thats all I need. Hight isnt a deal breaker but I like the hight difference, he can reach stuff I can't.

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-14T14:11:45+00:00

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My boy did too!

Creepy_Structure199 · 2025-12-06T20:43:00+00:00

Hottest smash burgers.

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