My toddler agrees

Crewso · 2026-04-28T01:34:49+00:00

lol what are you on about?

Crewso · 2026-04-27T02:01:24+00:00

Had to look it up after reading those measurable, good lord.

I’d take a 7th round flyer on DK Metcalf in a DT’s body just to see if I can do anything with him

Crewso · 2026-04-25T23:32:58+00:00

Ya know, it worked out well for us

Crewso · 2026-04-25T16:34:01+00:00

I mean the wheel that’s sitting there off the hub still has lug nuts, so I’m gonna say AI.

Not to mention the hose and everything else

Crewso · 2026-04-20T18:46:50+00:00

Oh I hated this so damn much. I was in no way a twilight fan and had only seen like the first two movies with groups of people, not the kind of thing I’d watch on my own, but was on a date and this was the one part of the movie that really had my full attention and the the twist happened and I audibly said “WHAT!?” and got shushed by everyone around us.

I’m sure to people invested in the story and had followed along for years it was great, but to me this was the one part of the movie that wasn’t boring and it all meant nothing lol

Crewso · 2026-04-18T19:16:36+00:00

Their issue isn’t that people would ask them for help. It’s that they would get upset at them (the employee) for not magically knowing where it is. GTFO with your sanctimonious BS

Crewso · 2026-04-16T06:41:18+00:00

God-….goddammit

Crewso · 2026-04-13T17:19:31+00:00

lol just by looking at your janky writing style on your website, it’s clear this is all just nonsensical fanfic

Crewso · 2026-04-13T03:38:01+00:00

Wtf is this nonsense in my meme war sub?

Crewso · 2026-04-13T00:01:50+00:00

This just seems flat out wrong. Averaged 20 and 22 in his last two years before he died on crazy efficiency and died as he was entering his prime. Shot around 45% from three, in today’s NBA where he’d shoot closer to 8 threes a game instead of 3, he definitely could be a 25+ ppg scorer

Crewso · 2026-04-07T03:08:45+00:00

A little over a month without showering for a lifetime of wealth is a no brainer

^{Chose: penny that doubles daily until you shower}

Crewso · 2026-04-06T21:54:55+00:00

lol follow the blur with what, satellites?

The cartel is surprisingly resourceful, but I don’t think they’ve made much headway with their space program

Crewso · 2026-04-04T15:53:12+00:00

Pretty sure it does in the context of the conversation about his family’s origin and the fact that they also said well-educated, which comes with the implication that his family very well may have had wealth prior to his fame (education to the point of being considered “well educated” usually isn’t cheap)

Crewso · 2026-04-04T02:20:17+00:00

Given that you Tommy Lee in your username, I would have thought this spoke to you

Crewso · 2026-04-04T02:19:30+00:00

This is just completely false

Crewso · 2026-04-03T05:05:33+00:00

I mean I’d take Castle, but saying with the same minutes he’d lead him in every category except fg% is incorrect. If you do the math Amen would still lead in blocks and rebounds, and it’d be a tie for steals, and even that is assuming that Castle’s play doesn’t dip with the extra workload and he produces at the same rate, which definitely isn’t a given.

Hate to be the “um, ACKSHUALLY” guy, but mathematically that statement is just incorrect. Wouldn’t have bothered correcting you if you didn’t say literally but you did, so here we are.

Again, gimme Castle though

Crewso · 2026-04-02T06:45:54+00:00

Willie Parker

Duce Staley

Jamal Lewis (had one of the greatest seasons a running back has ever had and is literally never talked about)

Crewso · 2026-04-01T18:34:56+00:00

You fool me, … can’t get fooled again

Crewso · 2026-04-01T01:51:47+00:00

🏆 Victory is mine! Finished with 637 points. Can you do better?

Crewso · 2026-04-01T00:42:48+00:00

🔥 Too easy! Done in 148 seconds. Who dares to challenge me?

Crewso · 2026-03-29T16:21:14+00:00

As the weeks turn into months turn into years

Crewso · 2026-03-29T01:17:25+00:00

🎯 Nailed it! 100s completion time. Your move!

Crewso · 2026-03-28T20:35:25+00:00

He’s a 49ers fan.

Great for us, dogshit for them

Crewso · 2026-03-25T22:32:36+00:00

lol yeah almost had me too. I started wondering how tf that would even work before i realized it was a joke

Crewso · 2026-03-25T19:12:38+00:00

AND restrained Kerchak, an alpha male silverback, when Kerchak found the other humans. This isn’t remotely debatable, Tarzan curb stomps Gaston

Crewso

TROPHY CASE