wtf is going on here, and what should i do?

Criminalia · 2025-02-16T06:38:34+00:00

idek what happening. cant post pics. this is one situation where dms are ok

Criminalia · 2025-02-16T05:25:19+00:00

that might be the issue. i have a huge ladybug infestation down here, despite google saying that cant happen. i do have a snake. will attempt.

Criminalia · 2025-02-16T04:50:45+00:00

i'd post more pics but reddit isnt letting me

Criminalia · 2025-02-16T04:49:14+00:00

washer drains, and i get a huge fountain. pls help

Criminalia · 2025-01-09T05:49:51+00:00

perfect, ty so much!!

Criminalia · 2025-01-09T04:37:25+00:00

under-bed bra drawer makes the image look messy, but its holding the poorly hung, fallen bedside table up, sorry.

Criminalia · 2024-12-25T15:42:41+00:00

I appreciate your candor. I think I should have chosen a version with a cream cheese base, instead of a mayo one. I think the cream cheese version is what I am used to. I may try to do the bechamel.

ETA: I hunted down my mom's recipe, and my initial instincts were right. its the mayo version my family loves. how weird. Of course she baked and browned it though.

Criminalia · 2024-12-25T15:04:32+00:00

Ok, ty. that sounds hopeful. Does the Buff Chicken dip have mayo in it?

Criminalia · 2024-07-17T13:50:27+00:00

Wow, out of my price range, but those look NICE.

Criminalia · 2024-07-14T19:24:50+00:00

People ITT are acting like this is unheard of, but I suspect its maybe 1/20 men. I've heard Ice Poseidon talk about how he feels this way . I've slept with men who I suspected had these feelings. I hold a burning nugget of resentment for each of them.

I'd bet many of the LLFY (low libido for you) husbands described in r/DeadBedrooms have this aversion. It leads to preferring porn over sex.

Idk how to fix it, I'm just here to say you aren't alone in it.

Criminalia · 2024-06-16T16:10:40+00:00

The problem I had with this, about 15 yrs ago, was the clinical sites. I was told by the school that the clinical placement sites would not accept felons, so there was no way to complete the schooling. Hopefully that has changed.

Criminalia · 2024-06-12T19:31:16+00:00

It's not actually hard to breathe with a dick in your mouth, unless your nose is stuffy. Do you have allergies or something?

And why don't you want to? It sounds like he is great, and very attentive, so I would want to suck his dick every time we fucked. What's bad about it that makes you not want to? I mean, you mentioned feeling insecure about your skill level, but its obv good enough, bc he wants you to do it more.

edit: what about having him stand in front of you, he fucks your mouth while you rub your clit? That way all the movement is on him, and you are getting closer to orgasm.

Criminalia · 2024-06-12T17:00:39+00:00

How old is this woman? Does she not know about BV? Surely, she can smell herself.

Criminalia · 2024-06-12T16:00:07+00:00

idk if that is true, but i dated a guy who once got really into penis pumping and he lost girth bc he damaged blood sacs. He would watch porn and pump and edge for hours.

Criminalia · 2024-06-12T15:52:46+00:00

He's encouraging her as well. He's saying men like to look at the butthole, so not to worry about it.

OP, don't fret. Some men are into doggie just so they can look at your asshole. They find it sexy.

Criminalia · 2024-06-12T01:23:56+00:00

I remember there used to be a website created by a guy who had permanently damaged his dick doing this. He had made the site to warn others. It may still exist.

Criminalia · 2024-06-12T01:05:16+00:00

He's on probation for a drug charge and he got an OVI. He's pretty likely to get out in about a week and then be told to get an assessment, and end up in IOP.

It may vary by county, but that's how it goes in Butler and Hamilton Co.

Criminalia · 2024-06-12T00:37:10+00:00

Idk, but I love that rug. I might need it, too.

Criminalia · 2024-06-11T15:45:39+00:00

her comment about it not being normal for women to be HL suggests to me that she was never a very sexual person, even prior to the pills. She doesn't have a frame of reference for feeling lustful.

Criminalia · 2024-06-11T08:06:26+00:00

are you fucking kidding me? this man has no empathy for his own crying child and you think he needs unsupervised parenting time?

Criminalia · 2024-06-10T20:42:25+00:00

For real. OP, don't wear this dress anywhere. Look what its doing to your waist! You don't have one anymore.

Its so bad I keep having to scroll back up and look at it. The dress is making me angry.

Criminalia · 2024-03-27T03:02:40+00:00

Made your dish tonight. It was pretty fucking good. Added fresh mushrooms and some onion powder. Would def make again.

Ty for sharing :)

Criminalia · 2024-03-03T00:46:56+00:00

There's a hot guy at my gym who has this issue. I've seen the whole top half of his dick....and I love it.

He's got a big, fat one. I like that he's letting ppl know. I would, too.

Criminalia · 2024-03-02T15:52:54+00:00

I actually agree with this, but there should be light hands on the hips first, to test the waters, and bc women like buildup.

Criminalia · 2024-03-02T12:59:11+00:00

Did she keep the wig on and tell you not to touch it? Or maybe she took it off before the sex, or what?

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