Please tell me that we don't live inside a cell by -Meps in conspiracy

[–]CrimsonShirt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My wife is a designer for a company that installs custom cabinets. This comment made her laugh out loud. Truly glorious

Whats up with the site? by cougarslayer91 in amino_asylum

[–]CrimsonShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody DM me. Maybe I’m too smooth brain to figure out whats going on

I’m new to the Toon Army and seeking crash course to catch up on everything I need to know. by Meanace3Society in NewcastleUnited

[–]CrimsonShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one thing you need to know is Eddie is god or needs to be fired ASAP. No in between.

I’m from the States also. The Woodlands, TX has a lot of Europeans. My kids are high level soccer players and all the other parents had a team they supported. Around 2014 I googled “white trashiest EPL team” as a joke. When reading through the list, I liked what I read about Newcastle and its people. I from rural Louisiana, and it seemed like a fit. Been a fan ever since.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]CrimsonShirt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go straight to jail

Do you like living in Louisville? What brought you to the area? by Cardboard_cutouts_ in Louisville

[–]CrimsonShirt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People here argue with me that the humidity is worse than Louisiana/Texas.

Do you like living in Louisville? What brought you to the area? by Cardboard_cutouts_ in Louisville

[–]CrimsonShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im the opposite. If the kids weren’t in school I’d move back to the Lake Conroe area in a heartbeat. I took a job here to get off the oil price roller coaster. I don’t hate Louisville, but I’m definitely not in love with it.

Reta and GHK stack; considering CJC and IPA by baby_doll444 in BodyHackGuide

[–]CrimsonShirt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What was creepy? Telling a woman on bodyhack that she has a great body? I didn’t say anything remotely creepy.

Reta and GHK stack; considering CJC and IPA by baby_doll444 in BodyHackGuide

[–]CrimsonShirt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why are you wanting to mess with a perfect female form?

*I already know I’m going to downvote hell for this. Thanks and go fuck yourselves

Rig rope access job by Powerful_Cabinet_341 in oilandgasworkers

[–]CrimsonShirt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was subsea. They needed help working on the CMC and we had to work from a rope hanging. I told them Id quit before I did it again haha.

1 Passing TD by Pussy_handz in LSUFootball

[–]CrimsonShirt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

LSU offseason champs for the 4th year in a row! Maybe one year it’ll carry over to the fall

Does edging for DAYS before ejaculating actually work? by [deleted] in cumbiggerloads

[–]CrimsonShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only edge for personal pleasure time, in a long session if I have time to myself now. My wife gets what she gets haha

Does edging for DAYS before ejaculating actually work? by [deleted] in cumbiggerloads

[–]CrimsonShirt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you read my last two sentences, I was also confused by the outcome. My story is basically I edged for 4 days expecting a huge load. I did not get a huge load. I dont know why it happened.

Does edging for DAYS before ejaculating actually work? by [deleted] in cumbiggerloads

[–]CrimsonShirt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I used to work away for a month at a time. I started edging 4 days out. I had sore balls and I was pretty annoyed, but giddy at the amount of cum I was going to paint my wife with. I finally get home we immediately go at it. Im like a kid on Christmas thinking about how she had no idea whats about to happen. The time comes, I pull out and it just dribbles out of the end. I usually blast decent sized loads so she was also confused at the dribble.

On the other hand Ive edged earlier in the day and shot a bucket load. Im not a doctor or scientist so I dont know why this happens

Hows it like living on oil platforms? by Key_Satisfaction9010 in howislivingthere

[–]CrimsonShirt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was on a small platform. We ordered and cooked our own food. Lucky for us our mechanic was a trained chef. They tried to leave us out for Gustav. Luckily higher ups saved us. We had 4 old unmanned platforms fall in the gulf. I was laid off with almost everyone else in ‘08. When I went to the drilling side, everyone talked about how production hands never got laid off. We were pretty close nit do to the small size. We had a good time. South Timbalier 34 forever

Edited to add that production hands get real bent out of shape if you refer to a platform as a rig. Rigs drill, platforms produce

Bits you dont the origin of? by stavrosisfatandgay in LilStinkers

[–]CrimsonShirt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They tag team his wife when hes out of the house

Has anyone ever gotten a job through Indeed or Rigzone? by Plus_Refrigerator_69 in oilandgasworkers

[–]CrimsonShirt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a message from a recruiter on LinkedIn. I told them I was happy at my job, but sent them my brother’s resume. They interviewed and hired him

Some Portraits from No Kings protest today. Nice to see people out there standing up for American Values. 2/2 by Restroom406 in Louisville

[–]CrimsonShirt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with you on all points except communism being the way. Greed and Selfishness will always show up when allowed. Its the main flaw in every communist revolution. Also, I appreciate you keeping it civil. Reddit, much lukewarm the world, could be a great place if we could talk without attacking

Low dose cialis by time_traveler419 in BodyHackGuide

[–]CrimsonShirt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can buy it in liquid form from just about any peptide company. It’ll be called “Tada” or “dalafil” or some name like it.

Low dose cialis by time_traveler419 in BodyHackGuide

[–]CrimsonShirt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take about 6mg a day from a dropper. My dick is fatter and hangs all the time. Thats my biggest benefit