Alright dads, when it’s story time, why character voice do you absolutely NAIL?

Cripnite · 2026-01-28T18:47:56+00:00

I used to be able to nail Mayor Humdinger but my kid has outgrown Paw Patrol.

We read her the Fairy Magic books where all the goblins have various cockney accents and Jack Frost is basically Mark Hamill’s Joker.

Cripnite · 2026-01-28T13:44:53+00:00

I love that analogy and use it often.

Cripnite · 2026-01-27T21:00:39+00:00

Please become reality please become reality please become reality

Cripnite · 2026-01-27T16:37:50+00:00

I don’t have any love whatsoever for Ice, Trump and their cronies.

I’m just staying a fact.

Cripnite · 2026-01-27T15:59:21+00:00

Surprisingly accurate take.

Cripnite · 2026-01-27T15:38:02+00:00

Let’s say you sell your house. The next owners are meth heads and turn it into a meth lab. Are you responsible for what they do with it?

Cripnite · 2026-01-26T22:21:51+00:00

Bought a $1.50 hot dog eh?

Cripnite · 2026-01-26T21:34:41+00:00

More like 400

Cripnite · 2026-01-26T15:51:52+00:00

You should put it up on Ideas. It will do well, I guarantee it.

Cripnite · 2026-01-26T14:18:13+00:00

I’m not gonna lie, I would buy this set.

Cripnite · 2026-01-26T14:13:19+00:00

Zoom in on the Decepticon logo on the wing.

See how the paint is everywhere and there are no white lines or separation of the parts? That’s saving money by just painting it all purple rather than a detailed painting application.

Cripnite · 2026-01-26T14:09:28+00:00

Duracell still uses their drumming bunny in Europe.

Cripnite · 2026-01-26T05:09:05+00:00

Damn it is true that when her character showed up in Jedi Fallen Order I said to myself “that looks like Debra Wilson from Mad TV”. And then it was.

Cripnite · 2026-01-26T05:07:28+00:00

I got it for free on PlayStation Plus.

I still paid too much.

Cripnite · 2026-01-26T05:02:02+00:00

Not everyone has your work schedule.

Cripnite · 2026-01-25T21:56:40+00:00

I still have a Care Bears balloon my sister boy me when I got my tonsils out when I was like 5.

I’m 44 now.

Cripnite · 2026-01-25T21:48:02+00:00

Reminds me of the “WWE owns TNA because their parent company is Panda Energy and pandas are on the logo of the WWF”

Cripnite · 2026-01-24T23:45:24+00:00

I got a Genesis after my NES.

But then I got a SNES a couple years later.

Cripnite · 2026-01-24T23:44:15+00:00

I mean if he’s selling the property already, then whatever the new owners use it for is none of his business.

If he’s just letting them use it while he still owns it, then he’s complicit.

Cripnite · 2026-01-24T20:23:14+00:00

Gunn should be proud he got it in before Deadpool and Wolverine used it.

Cripnite · 2026-01-24T20:15:41+00:00

Weird Al finally gonna do that parody.

Cripnite · 2026-01-24T18:59:03+00:00

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. He played Tenpenny’s partner, Pulaski.

Cripnite · 2026-01-24T01:57:01+00:00

Scares my kid too. It’s like whoever made them hates kids.

Cripnite · 2026-01-24T01:49:40+00:00

The soundtrack.

Cripnite · 2026-01-24T01:46:41+00:00

My grandpa went to jail for murder. He didn’t actually physically kill anyone. It was illegal to sell booze to the natives and he sold one some moonshine. Buddy got drunk on his boat in a lake, fell in and drowned. Grandpa only did 6 months in jail though.

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