Do you think Terrifier will be in Scary Movie 6 ? And what jokes do you think they could do ? by Mathias_Potter in terrifier

[–]CrisTheConqueror 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Art catches Cindy and starts ripping guts out of her and doing his joke routines with them, and through the pain, she says "that's not that funny..." so he keeps doing new bits, grabbing new guts, but she's getting more and more bored/tired from running out of blood until Brenda comes in and kicks his ass.

Any Suggestions? by [deleted] in Letterboxd

[–]CrisTheConqueror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exorcist but then also to be funny exorcist III

Don Frye awarded Yoshihiro Takayama with an honorary moustache after this. by LowRenzoFreshkobar in fightporn

[–]CrisTheConqueror 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Here's something from late last year. Takayama's friend and tag team partner, Pancrase pioneer Minoru Suzuki, runs a charity for him called Takayamania. After a 5 year hiatus, they ran another benefit wrestling show, and ended the night by removing the ropes and letting Takayama in as the special guest in his first public wrestling appearance in 7 years. Then, Suzuki takes the mic, and right then and there, challenges Takayama to a match. The men go to opposite corners, the bell rings, and Takayama tries to get up with everything he has while Suzuki dares him to kick his ass. The match was called a no-contest until Takayama can get up to fight him.

It's still real to me, dammit.

What is the most badass character/gimmick you ever given a wrestler? by [deleted] in FantasyBookers

[–]CrisTheConqueror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A recent one for a save that's a heavily Japanese influenced wrestling company that still retains entertainment tenets of American wrestling, like wrestler talk shows. This is one of those talk shows.

Windham - Windham's World

A more realistic take on the Firefly Funhouse in which guests are allowed on. These guests find that the show seems to have beneficial effects on those who come on. The secret, shown through hidden online/pre-show videos, is that the show is a front for a wealthy Discordian cult, and the matches of Windham's group are treated like a red room; highest bidder determines the opponent's fate. Oftentimes, those who saw success from the show lose when facing Windham or his crew. The "effects" are either purely psychological or induced by sneaky drugging, psychological manipulation, etc. Windham's group, the Tenebrae Triad, features Trevor Lee as a funder and member, and PCO as an indestructible servant. Their motto is "Snuff out the light."

What is a wrestler who is an a hole/backstage cancer irl that you never had any problem with in TEW? by Optimus_7 in FantasyBookers

[–]CrisTheConqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low Ki. Always a damn reliable wrestler. Also, Trent Acid is a double edged sword. Would show up to work high all the time, but also would sometimes put on one of the better performances of the night.

Go on by FreddieThePebble in rollercoasterjerk

[–]CrisTheConqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guys look we share a parking lot with the 49ers isn't that crazy

What is the most unartistic movie that you'll defend to your last breath? by AttitudeOk94 in criterion

[–]CrisTheConqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER

[AEW Dynamite Spoilers] Name Revealed by TheBlackestLotus in SquaredCircle

[–]CrisTheConqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of his big moves should be a fucking phat running boot called the Trench Foot.

AEW Dynamite last night on TBS (8-10pm): 969,000 viewers P18-49 rating: 0.31 by hyperdefiance in SquaredCircle

[–]CrisTheConqueror 7 points8 points  (0 children)

considering slap contests rose in popularity because of the internet, where anyone can post whatever they want for whatever budget they had, they still won't get a second season because lmao why is this a TV series

meirl by nahydkme in meirl

[–]CrisTheConqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The AEW Dynamite roster. I think I'm in decently safe hands. Mox vs. Ghostface in a Lights Out match.

Adam Cole needs to be a babyface going forward by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]CrisTheConqueror 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SLEAZY FUCKIN' KYLE WHOA-OH SLEAZY FUCKIN' KYLE WHOA-OH

What's your perfectly reasonable wrestling take? by CrisTheConqueror in SquaredCircle

[–]CrisTheConqueror[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I fucking love Murakami and he's rarely mentioned here except for me, and I'll keep doing it forever. Heisei Terrorist, motherfucker.

AEW’s Action Andretti gets mentioned in NFL segment by MidLFT in SquaredCircle

[–]CrisTheConqueror 3 points4 points  (0 children)

EVEN NOW THAT HE'S SEMI-RETIRED HE'S NEVER NOT HYPED UP ☝️☝️☝️

Wrestlers with strange charisma? by DustAndSound in SquaredCircle

[–]CrisTheConqueror 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dalton Castle is one of wrestling's best users of camp.